Author Topic: What is your gym persona????????????????????? (Read 7441 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** December 15, 2006, 06:48:31 AM »

i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:53:53 AM »

bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:55:40 AM »

Quote from: Old_Rooster on December 15, 2006, 06:53:53 AM

bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.

right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.

dan18 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:57:00 AM »

Quote from: Old_Rooster on December 15, 2006, 06:53:53 AM

bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.

And just when you thought all those pictures on myasswassplitwideopenbym usclebearcock.com were deleted...

SS · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:58:12 AM »

Quote from: Old_Rooster on December 15, 2006, 06:53:53 AM

bothers me having to stop my workouts to sign autographs.

translation........I hate that i have to stop sucking my boyfriends dick to sign someone up!

dorkeroo · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:59:14 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 06:55:40 AM

right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.

LOL

jaejonna · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2006, 06:59:37 AM »

Im the guy that everyone sees and says .."If i could look like anyone here it would be him..."

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:00:35 AM »

Crazy (used to have long ass hair), prankster/joker, future BBer (I practice posing in the mirrors), weakling (I go for reps and form not weight), stoner, the guy that lives at the gym (I am typically there from 5am-4pm).

SS · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:01:04 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on December 15, 2006, 06:59:37 AM

Im the guy that everyone sees and says .."If i could look like anyone here it would be him..."

i guess the ladies at curves are really dedicated to being skinny.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:04:57 AM »

I'm the guy who keeps to myself, but occasionally goes and talks to a few select friends for a few minutes in between sets. When guys come up to me for training advice, I gladly give it to them. Just as some guys did for me when I was new to the iron.

dorkeroo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:06:43 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on December 15, 2006, 07:04:57 AM

I'm the guy who keeps to myself, but occasionally goes and talks to a few select friends for a few minutes in between sets. When guys come up to me for training advice, I gladly give it to them. Just as some guys did for me when I was new to the iron.

You sound like a SUPER nice guy!

anvil · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:13:22 AM »

I'm the guy who farts as loud as humanly possible while training legs. Or any other body part.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:17:45 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 15, 2006, 06:57:00 AM

And just when you thought all those pictures on myasswassplitwideopenbym usclebearcock.com were deleted...

They were photoshopped I tell ya,they were photoshopped! I claim innocence!

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:17:57 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 06:48:31 AM

i'm known as the funny, sarcastic gym bully who makes fun of skinny guys, weak guys, old people, dorks who think they're strong, guys who wear tank tops and cut off shirts with no muscles, hahaha, what is your persona?

Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:20:15 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 06:55:40 AM

right before the cops slap the cuffs on you for having sex with a twelve year old, hahahaha.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:21:27 AM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on December 15, 2006, 07:17:57 AM

Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.

I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.

SS · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:22:58 AM »

I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.
[/quote]you would know slim

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:24:35 AM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on December 15, 2006, 07:17:57 AM

Im know as the guy that bitch slaps girls like you.

translation=you're the guy who is 194 pounds at 32 percent bodyfat with 14 inch arms and a 42 inch waist with a tribal tattoo on your massive bicep with a skin tight Under Armor shirt on who i make fun of relentlessly.

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:24:37 AM »

my gym persona is all business, hostile, no you cant work with me in between sets. i go and do my thing then leave.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:25:53 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 07:24:37 AM

my gym persona is all business, hostile, no you cant work with me in between sets. i go and do my thing then leave.

people must be so intimidated of you.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:29:46 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 07:24:35 AM

translation=you're the guy who is 194 pounds at 32 percent bodyfat with 14 inch arms and a 42 inch waist with a tribal tattoo on your massive bicep with a skin tight Under Armor shirt on who i make fun of relentlessly.

You just discribed your self to a T, except I would have mentioned the term "skinny fat syndrome" in your quote.

Truth of it is Sarcasm youre so delusional youve never been in a gym in your life- unless it was the time you were trolling for muscle bears.

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:29:47 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on December 15, 2006, 07:25:53 AM

people must be so intimidated of you.

no idea. i dont pay attention to people in the gym. im there for me.

student · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:30:29 AM »

I am the same in the gym as I am at work or at home. What's the difference?

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:30:58 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on December 15, 2006, 07:22:58 AM

I've found that guys that say that have actually never been in fight in their lifes, when a fight is about to happen they usually end up apologizing and coming across as a lil bitch. at least thats what i've noticed as a trend.
you would know slim

Suck in that gut fat ass!

Saxon · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2006, 07:31:11 AM »

Fat rugby player with a hatred of swiss balls!!!