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Got this message from Derek recently. 

you stupid asshole ugly ass no bbuil porch monkey. i get paid per shoot, and i get tens of thousands of dollars worth of exsposure. plus imake 90 k a year. i made a lot of $ off of being the jetufel spokesperson you fool! keep trying to get something on me i work for no one i make my own $$ personal trainer,dietican,modeling gigs

you stupid asshole stop stalking me moron!





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I would problably feel insulted except I can barely read what this loon is writing.  .... ::)
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 11:42:49 AM »
He called you a porch monkey. ;D. That boy ain't right in the head.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 11:45:14 AM »
He called you a porch monkey. ;D. That boy ain't right in the head.


Nope.  he isn't  :-X
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 11:49:42 AM »
Does anyone know that Jetfuel is an "oil based delivery system".  Perfect for this oil bag.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 11:54:21 AM »
He called you a porch monkey. ;D. That boy ain't right in the head.

Vince reminds me more of a moon cricket-like, yommer of a spook.

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 11:59:21 AM »
i made a comment that wasnt even bad on his youtube video and he sent me like 5 angry messages.

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 12:01:52 PM »
Where the hell did porch monkey originate from anyway?

When someone stoops to race insults to get their point across, its a pretty sad statement about them.  You did the right thing Vince, laugh it off and expose him!

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 12:05:07 PM »
Where the hell did porch monkey originate from anyway?


You've never been to the rural deep South have you?

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 12:12:11 PM »
i made a lot of $ off of being the jetufel spokesperson you fool! keep trying to get something on me i work for no one i make my own $$ personal trainer,dietican,modeling gigs

you stupid asshole stop stalking me moron!





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I would problably feel insulted except I can barely read what this loon is writing.  .... ::)

.......and a fine upstanding spokes person he is! Dude can't even spell "Dietitian let alone be one, same with Jetfuel!!

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 12:41:24 PM »
He called you a porch monkey. ;D. That boy ain't right in the head.
actually that's the only smart thing i've heard Derek say.

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 12:47:03 PM »
Where the hell did porch monkey originate from anyway?

It was used to describe Blacks who seemed to do nothing all day except sit on their porches watching the world go by.



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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2006, 12:47:24 PM »
Derek Anthony is actually kind of OK....






























































































































HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAKEKEKEBHA HAHAHAH fooled you he's a dickmunching guy CALL YOU LATER DEREK :D :D :D :D

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2006, 01:11:29 PM »
 :(
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2006, 01:15:37 PM »
Got this message from Derek recently. 

you stupid asshole ugly ass no bbuil porch monkey. i get paid per shoot, and i get tens of thousands of dollars worth of exsposure. plus imake 90 k a year. i made a lot of $ off of being the jetufel spokesperson you fool! keep trying to get something on me i work for no one i make my own $$ personal trainer,dietican,modeling gigs

you stupid asshole stop stalking me moron!





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I would problably feel insulted except I can barely read what this loon is writing.  .... ::)

derek is correct. compared to him you're nothing.
there's not a single person on getbig that would take your body, or your life over dereks. not one.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2006, 01:20:03 PM »
derek is correct. compared to him you're nothing.
there's not a single person on getbig that would take your body, or your life over dereks. not one.


That's a tough one.


Choosing between Derek's life or Vince's..................




Hmm...................



I'll take suicide for $500 Alex...........
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2006, 01:21:44 PM »
That's a tough one.


Choosing between Derek's life or Vince's..................




Hmm...................



I'll take suicide for $500 Alex...........

we can add your name to the list as well, not sure people would pick you either.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2006, 01:23:02 PM »
That's a tough one.


Choosing between Derek's life or Vince's..................




Hmm...................



I'll take suicide for $500 Alex...........
uh-oh Gordiano, looks like you hurt bluto's feelings, Derek is a very sensitive subject with him, fags stick together you know.

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2006, 01:23:48 PM »
That's a tough one.


Choosing between Derek's life or Vince's...................


They both have shitty physiques, but at least Vince doesn't take it up the ass.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2006, 01:23:57 PM »
we can add your name to the list as well, not sure people would pick you either.

Guys before you get all upset about Bluto, he is the unspoken defender of DA.
Hes just as deluted and fucked up in his mind as DA is.

Go suck on a 12 gauge Blute :)

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2006, 01:26:04 PM »

They both have shitty physiques, but at least Vince doesn't take it up the ass.

guess i was wrong. you just picked to be vince.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2006, 01:26:44 PM »
Guys before you get all upset about Bluto, he is the unspoken defender of DA.
Hes just as deluted and fucked up in his mind as DA is.

Go suck on a 12 gauge Blute :)

you're a gimmick that doesnt have the balls to post under your real handle here.
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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2006, 01:27:14 PM »
Guys before you get all upset about Bluto, he is the unspoken defender of DA.
Hes just as deluted and fucked up in his mind as DA is.

Go suck on a 12 gauge Blute :)
hahahaha, maybe Derek offered bluto a discount on "posing sessions" if he sticks up for him.

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2006, 01:30:23 PM »
uh-oh Gordiano, looks like you hurt bluto's feelings, Derek is a very sensitive subject with him, fags stick together you know.

I see, someone's got a crush on Derek..........
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2006, 01:32:09 PM »
hahahaha, maybe Derek offered bluto a discount on "posing sessions" if he sticks up for him.

Derek "upgraded" Bluto's account from regular muscle schmoe, to VIP schmoe.......the kind where you get a deeper look at Derek's anus..... :-\
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: New Lunatic Message from America's Favorite Lapdancer Derek Anthony
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2006, 02:40:08 PM »

Here's more of that great bean footage..... ;D



GOOD AND IM GOING TO GIVE THE PHONE RECORDINGS TO MY UNCLE PLUS THIS MESSAGE WHOS A COP AND HE WILL GET YOUR ASS I NTHE SLAMMER FOR HERRASSMENT BITCH LIKE I HAVE DONE TO OTHERS DONT FUCK WITH US ITALIANS BITCH! WATCH BRONXTAIL THATS HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE BITCH!

IM SURE YOUR ON PROBATION ANYWAY YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEY
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