thats like trading in your old busted up cadillac for a brand new neon
rooster fucked around on his old lady, got caught, and now he's living with the whore he used to call a 'mediocre quickie from work'of course he's bitter.
Never cheated on the bitch. She had this problem you see, once she got too much alcohol in her bloodstream, her legs would split as wide as a gymnast and she sounded like a barber flapping his cape hollering NEXT!
mods, kick this shithead off the board
It was an alien attack!