240 inside 'The Kings' head!

[Blockhead]

 On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.

[davidpaul]

On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.

240 aint no spotter though

[Blockhead]

 Nobody is as FIERCE as 'spotter'.

 It is rumored that 'spotter' has to claim 'Derek Anthony' on his tax returns and had to claim him as a 'dependent' with his Human Resource dept on his W2's.

 That's how much he OWNS Derek.

 240 is pretty good though...The King can't get him out of his mind. I bet when The King looks up at the clouds...he's sees the cloud formation in the shape of a 2-4-0.

 When he sees his reflection in glass or a window...he sees Robs face. I can go on and on...but I'm just jestfully pointing out something that struck me as funny.

[corinth]

King is 240's bitch.
 

Props to Pimp Rob.

[Blockhead]

 Concur!

  240's PIMP NAME is 'RobbieZ-note'.

 I found it interesting in 'The Royal Rant' that The King was claiming to be 283lbs hard and full at the Olympia and people were 'blown away' at his size and told him how 'pictures serve him no justice'.

 Even funnier? he was bragging about how at least 50 fitness/figure girls were propositioning him for no-strings attached sex and bragged about how he turned them ALL down.

 Hahahaha...Gayer than TIVOing the 'Mens World Figure Skating Championship' because you're going to be at a Barbara Streisand concert.

[sandycoosworth]

240 is the most influential getbigger

the way he turned being an asshole into fame + $$ should be impressive to anyone

he picked up where i left off and took it places i was too lazy to

[Blockhead]

 I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

[corinth]

I'm sure if they would have held the Olympia in King's hotel room the Thursday night before prejudging he would have won.

He always wins the pre-prejudging hotel room contest.

And he's still RobbieZ-note's bitch.

[sandycoosworth]

I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

im still the boss ... i just outsourced teh funny

[danielson]

I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

There would be ads though if 240 ran it. 240 is all about making that cake.

[Man of Steel]

Yes, 240 is an excellent contributor and an epic owner of all tiny twunts!!

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off??

[SS]

I agree.

 240 is our BOSS on here. He tries to deny it but he is OUR leader here. If Ron were to walk away from this forum TODAY...240 should be given the rights to this bitch TOMORROW.

 How sweet would it be if he made up his OWN forum that rivaled Getbig with humor, wit, craziness and anarchy.

didn.t he try that already?

[Blockhead]

 The GREAT 240 evolved over time.

 Before I started posting on here which was last March. I read daily for months before for entertainment.

 I noticed that Rob went from wisecracking OWNING machine causing more meltdowns than the sun to a legit buisnessman keeping the peace.

 Maybe its when he realized he was going tohave a baby he started thinking 'long term'. Who knows...

 Still... the legend continues.

[Man of Steel]

I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off??

Take your queer propaganda and get the fvck off this thread.

[Blockhead]

I have a great idea! Why don't you all take turns sucking him off??

Yea, you see I would but 240 aint my type...

  I like my men like the way I like my coffee...HOT and BLACK.

  You can have my turn, though...

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Take your queer propaganda and get the fvck off this thread.

My queer propaganda? I'm just reading and observing a bunch of dudes paying reverance to one guy. These posts suggest to me that you all are interested in licking 240's brownhole....

[Blockhead]

 You give PROPS and appraise to the RAVENS, don't you?

 Who are the RAVENS? A bunch of big, strong robust men running after eachother playing with a ball.

 Uh huh....SELF-OWNING!

[Petrucci]

i miss 240īs gifts, funny sites and texts about the Pros and bodybuilding in general, The guy has (or had) lots of creativity, and it was funny as hell!!!

the one about Mcfarland and 'Jodels' was just genious...

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

You give PROPS and appraise to the RAVENS, don't you?

 Who are the RAVENS? A bunch of big, strong robust men running after eachother playing with a ball.

 Uh huh....SELF-OWNING!

Right. I see the similarities.

Take it you're not a football fan? WNBA more your speed??

[Blockhead]

Right. I see the similarities.

Take it you're not a football fan? WNBA more your speed??

No way!

 I'm all about FIGURE SKATING!

[240 is Back]

thanks guys.  who knows, if one day i am forced to get a real job i might have to return to old form and just blanket the place with .gifs and fake websites again.   

[Cap]

thanks guys.  who knows, if one day i am forced to get a real job i might have to return to old form and just blanket the place with .gifs and fake websites again.   

Don't worry you could always become a personal trainer or become an MMA fighter. 

[240 is Back]

He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

I traded the pencils and pens up for glocks and jaeger.

[Blockhead]

 You look like muthafkn Jason Newsted holding that BASS, brah!

 ...with shorter hair.


 cap96 is right...you can always be a personal trainer, or a MMA fighter or if you really want to branch out and broaden yourhorizons...you can do gay for pay sessions.

 What a great industry!