240 inside 'The Kings' head!

[Cap]

It's not an industry, it's a bonafide sport. 

[240 is Back]

You look like muthafkn Jason Newsted holding that BASS, brah!

 ...with shorter hair.


 cap96 is right...you can always be a personal trainer, or a MMA fighter or if you really want to branch out and broaden yourhorizons...you can do gay for pay sessions.

 What a great industry!

People who say there's no $ in the sport need to get off their asses and hustle   And once my hair grows a tad more I'll be looking more like newstead... with a far more powerful stage presence.

[gordiano]

On a cold rain foggy day in the Windy City, your favorite 'TheBlockHead' on his way to work stopped by his favorite 7-11 to check to see if the new MD is on their shelves and to pick up his 16oz 100% Colombian coffee with 4 'French Vanillas'.

 Alas! No MD yet...but I did, however with time to kill pick up the latest MUSCLEMAG INTERNATIONAL. It had to be Dave Hughes on the cover with the title headline 'Blitz your Biceps NOW!'. Wow...I wonder what I can learn from that, I thought to myself. As I hung out in the back corner of the store showcasing a 'gangster lean' I found myself flipping through the magazine and I came across something that caught my eye...

 "Kings Royal Rant''. He was basically giving his color commentary about the Mr. Olympia lineup and his thoughts about the Olympia expo. Noticing how his commentary about the Top 15 competitors were ALL cordial and professional. Hahahaha...he must realize he has no right to say a gotdamn word about any of them on that stage, but don't worry...he claims to constantly 'tell the truth, Ruth!'.

 He stated that he came across some 'bucktooth jakass holding some pencils and pens in his hands' who yelled out to him as he sat behind the MuscleTech booth...'Hey, King...I'm 240 from getbig!'.

 According to The King...that person had no life and was pathetic. As I put the magazine down, paid for my coffee and drove the rest of my journey to work...I had an epiphany: WOW...240 must be really INSIDE this mans mind to the point where he is subconsciously writing about it in a magazine.

  I must say...Good work, Rob! You made it in the BIGTIME, again! You're worldwide, brother. Keep the pimp hand STRONG.

 Discuss.

HAHAHA! Very true.


Don't forget, he's also in kamali's best buddy's head as well (Bob. C.)..............

[Blockhead]

 You just got to avoid the sun out there in FL and hold an 'angry face' at all times...make sure you shave the bottom half layer of your hair...then 'perm' the rest.


 ASC right around the corner...Special'Columbus-bound'Ed and I got some plans...will you be in the house going table to table, booth to booth passing out buisness cards?

 If you hustle and are savvy enough you can make yourself very busy in the springtime.

 

[NJ_Slinky]

Well done blockhead, especially on the DA owning analogy.

[gordiano]

Concur!

  240's PIMP NAME is 'RobbieZ-note'.

 I found it interesting in 'The Royal Rant' that The King was claiming to be 283lbs hard and full at the Olympia and people were 'blown away' at his size and told him how 'pictures serve him no justice'.

 Even funnier? he was bragging about how at least 50 fitness/figure girls were propositioning him for no-strings attached sex and bragged about how he turned them ALL down.

 Hahahaha...Gayer than TIVOing the 'Mens World Figure Skating Championship' because you're going to be at a Barbara Streisand concert.

Oh god. 


He's at it again, huh? Last year, he was claiming to be 290 at %5 bf..................HAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ronnie ain't got shit on Kamali.........


Also, are these "50" fitness/figure girls, the ones he said were all Bi-sexual?

[Blockhead]

  Hahahahahaha!

 The King claimed that ALL of them were 'cheeseburgers' and he has 'fillet mignon' at home.

 Hahahahahaha! "No woman alive can make me stray from my Barbara"

 GAG!

  He says that now ON PAPER...

[gordiano]

  Hahahahahaha!

 The King claimed that ALL of them were 'cheeseburgers' and he has 'fillet mignon' at home.

 Hahahahahaha! "No woman alive can make me stray from my Barbara"

 GAG!

  He says that now ON PAPER...

I wonder what its like living  in your own fantasy world?

Where reality doesn't exist, and everything is made up..............

[nycbull]

I am dissappointed in the Blockhead for using french vanilla flavoring, this is not a mans man type of drink. I recommend a nice pure strong double espresso like a real tough guy.

[Blockhead]

I am dissappointed in the Blockhead for using french vanilla flavoring, this is not a mans man type of drink. I recommend a nice pure strong double espresso like a real tough guy.

NJ, thanks for the props.

 nycbull...yea...when I wrote that and looked back at it I cringed slightly. I knew I deserved an owning for letting the fact slip that Ilike 'french vanilla' in my coffee.

 I should have said my triple black espresso with a hit of JD in it...

 I self-owned myself! 'Gayer than French Vanilla coffee cream'

[HUGEPECS]

NJ, thanks for the props.

 nycbull...yea...when I wrote that and looked back at it I cringed slightly. I knew I deserved an owning for letting the fact slip that Ilike 'french vanilla' in my coffee.

 I should have said my triple black espresso with a hit of JD in it...

 I self-owned myself! 'Gayer than French Vanilla coffee cream'

lol...aint nuthin wrong with vanilla...tru ganstas add a little flava

[Blockhead]

lol...aint nuthin wrong with vanilla...tru ganstas add a little flava

Tru...Tru...

 I like my coffee like the way I like my women...HOT and BLACK, G!

 Na' mean?

[The Squadfather]

240 is a legend that i credit for much of my success detroying little bitches on here, without his example i would not be what i am. 240's gifs are the stuff of legend that have sent many a pro crying to their therapists.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Nobody is as FIERCE as 'spotter'.

 It is rumored that 'spotter' has to claim 'Derek Anthony' on his tax returns and had to claim him as a 'dependent' with his Human Resource dept on his W2's.

That's how much he OWNS Derek.

oh..my..god...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA