what is the MANLIEST/ MOST HARDCORE THING youve ever done?

[Slippedisc]

pivot point?


dayum, that's fuccking hardcore

[Mr. Intenseone]

I once ate a 2x4 and then shit sawdust........Grrrrrrrr rrrrrrr!!

[sandycoosworth]

i was on vacation when i was 16 and there was this annoying little amreekan fag there that nobody liked ...


i rolled a joint full of dead ants and pubic hair and i tricked him into smoking half of it, then eating the other half


he was not too happy when i told him about it after

[LLES]

Lets see,
            There was the time I went Bear hunting with a switch,or maybe the time I walked thru a Lions den with pork-chop underwear on, no I know what it was, I jogged home from my vasectomy, that's it! & when I die I plan on walking thru Hell with gasoline underwear on,

[big L dawg]

i was fuckin the old lady doggie style then i whispered in her ear that this was how i fucked her sister last night.then i just try ed to hang on for dear life

[Megalodon]

Punched a leopard in the face and then flung feces at a howler monkey.

[MikeThaMachine]

I defeated the Mongolians along the great wall, the Spanish Armada with just arm floaties on, Napoleons army at Waterloo, and most recently the Axis powers in WWII killing Hitler and Mussolini with a spoon,a piece of bubble gum and a match.

[Hulkster]

i was fuckin the old lady doggie style then i whispered in her ear that this was how i fucked her sister last night.then i just try ed to hang on for dear life

the technical term for this is "The Rodeo"

[Man of Steel]

I slapped the ham to the View one morning.

[jaejonna]

I was driving my first car home and i hit a deer. my brother and dad were in the car at the time. I walked out to see the damage and the dear was still alive. I was so angry that I went back to the car, grabbed a tire iron and beat the dear to death. I put the dear in the the trunk of my car and brought it home, called my grandfather (orig from the phillipines) and he butchered the deer. We ate venison for a couple of months.

[JOHN MATRIX]

I was driving my first car home and i hit a deer. my brother and dad were in the car at the time. I walked out to see the damage and the dear was still alive. I was so angry that I went back to the car, grabbed a tire iron and beat the dear to death. I put the dear in the the trunk of my car and brought it home, called my grandfather (orig from the phillipines) and he butchered the deer. We ate venison for a couple of months.

dude thats fucked up!

[alexxx]

dude thats fucked up!

He hallucinates a lot.

[beatmaster]

got myself a muscletech cycle 

[chaos]

i leaned over to deadlift and dropped my gum on the floor....it tasted fine after my set

[G o a t b o y]

slit a goats throat

 

[Karl Kox]

I once shit on my grandma's stomach.   Here's how it went.

Karl: Granny how ya feeling today ?

Granny : oh, not to good, I am upset at my stomach. I sure could use something warm on it.


So I jumped up on her bed and shit on her stomach !

[sandycoosworth]

this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin

there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds

well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he  was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all

he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh

[JOHN MATRIX]

this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin

there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds

well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he  was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all

he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh

good job, i hate those kind of punks. it would have been even better had you stuck out your arm and clotheslined him.

[sandycoosworth]

the streetcars in toronto are too high off the ground for that ... he chased the streetcar which was cute, but i decided not to get out and beat his ass because hes half my size and i didnt want to pay another 2.25 to get back on the streetcar

[Karl Kox]

this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin

there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds

well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he  was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all

he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh

LOL good for you

[chaos]

this was straight pimp of me: i was on my way downtown and taking det streetcar because i had bin drinkin

there was a group of a bout 5 or 6 little 17 year old shits who were drunk and wandering into traffic (like at the last minute so people really had to brake) ... my streetcar came and i got in, and wouldnt you know it one of these shits stands in front of the street car and thus delays me for like 15 seconds

well every rose has its thron and im no different, so as the little bastard moved to the side so the streetcar could pass i opened my window on that side ... as we were slowly moving past him he  was about to talk some shit to me and i spat right in his face open mouth and all

he was not too amused and all i could do was laugh

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA good for you I hope that little shit tasted your boogers!!!!!!!