I've never been owned on this board. Now go back to licking your own shit off your sister's strap on ![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/rolleyes.gif)
You are owned on a daily basis.
You are also a liar. You promised the return of the Sarcasm account, yet it has not yet returned to its rightful owner.
You, sir, are an ignoble ruffian.