Bro I need some help with girls, I wanna get laid sometime this year, you are a pimp?
Help me out.
Right, what you need is a gimmick, from what I hear you a loser,
what you need to do is, dye your hair jet black, where a studded belt, and drop your pants below your underpants,
you are now and indian emo, girls will go wild over you,
if this doesnt work, then you could always do what your uncle does (jagabl the rapist)
