Author Topic: THE ADONIS PROJECT: Building a better body through MCDONALDS.Destroying Anssi M. (Read 59221 times)

Stark · « **Reply #125 on:** January 02, 2007, 03:05:23 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on January 01, 2007, 07:18:14 PM

TA this was you on the McDonalds diet the first time. What is going to be different this time. Just wondering

In all fairness that is nothing to be ashamed off, I have a couple of month (last month was extreme dirty bulking) bulking behind me and judging by the pictures my gf took from me I'm fairly close to his condition in that picture... not quit but I say another month and I would be there

It only takes a dirty bulk and we have all been there, at least the once who are interested in training and are not afraidd to trie out different things.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #126 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:53:30 AM »

the macdonalds here offers salad and wireless internet

BigSexy50 · « **Reply #127 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:07:04 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 01, 2007, 09:36:28 PM

I can eat up to 2983 calories.

Hope this helps.

Like I said on the first page of this thread, he bases the diet upon calories consumed, nothing more, nothing less. This "study" is not original, nor is the information frutiful for anyone other than TA's ego.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #128 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:47:58 AM »

Who cares what you eat

You have terrible genetics and will always look like Marty Feldman on Creatine no matter what you put in your body

davidpaul · « **Reply #129 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:50:34 AM »

Quote from: Groink on January 02, 2007, 05:47:58 AM

Who cares what you eat

You have terrible genetics and will always look like Marty Feldman on Creatine no matter what you put in your body

is that Cory Feldmans brother,

Cory Haim was on a big cycle for the LOST BOYS.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #130 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:53:49 AM »

Quote from: BigSexy50 on January 02, 2007, 05:07:04 AM

Like I said on the first page of this thread, he bases the diet upon calories consumed, nothing more, nothing less. This "study" is not original, nor is the information frutiful for anyone other than TA's ego.

YEsyes

Adonis thinks Calories in/Calories out in something only he can comprehend.

He is built like a manual laborer , he has the genetics of a peasant

Hedgehog · « **Reply #131 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:55:18 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on January 02, 2007, 05:50:34 AM

is that Cory Feldmans brother,

Cory Haim was on a big cycle for the LOST BOYS.

No, this is Marty Feldman:

-Hedge

davidpaul · « **Reply #132 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:56:37 AM »

what films he been in?

BEAST 8692 · « **Reply #133 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:05:55 AM »

i think, another reason why mcdonalds won't be associated with bbing in any capacity (ie training, etc) is the spectre of anabolic steroids.

it sucks (if you look like you do weights you WILL be accused) but the anti maccas would open this can of worms up in the first instance and go over the subject (experimenter) with a fine tooth comb.

if the subject so much as used something remotely associated with hormones the anti maccas brigade will blow it up to watergate proportions.

you can get away with high sodium not causing high blood pressure (given appropriate circumstances) but you sure as hell won't get away with roids not causing it (it's a proven fact).

that and gyno, baldness, clit, etc, etc should drive good ol' maccas into a state of panic.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #134 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:20:26 AM »

McFarland is right on this issue for sure. Any perceived gain McDonald's might make from something like this would surely not be worth the backlash. They sell so much damn food no matter what. It is almost like somebody saying they can drink six Bud Lights daily, do cardio, eat right, workout and have no problems. Do you think that A-Busch would want to be involved with that project? The kind of people that would eat at McDonald's all the time are not going to be working out, etc.

You can do it for fun, to try to prove a point to GetBig, whatever. You aren't going to be getting a McDonald's contract or anything like that though! lmao....

Tokyo Joe · « **Reply #135 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:48:22 AM »

Can't think of one burger at maccas that tastes better than horse shit...

and you'll never have a physique that anyone here wants, no matter what you eat

hope this helps your continuous journey down the path to the greatest internet idiot any message board has ever seen

240 is Back · « **Reply #136 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:04:58 AM »

Filet O'Fish isn't too bad in a pinch.

jaejonna · « **Reply #137 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:06:24 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 02, 2007, 08:04:58 AM

Filet O'Fish isn't too bad in a pinch.

rob, lets start the avidan classic hype today!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #138 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:08:02 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on January 02, 2007, 08:06:24 AM

rob, lets start the avidan classic hype today!!!

yes, the year is new and the time is near. how can this contest be better than the last?

Rimbaud · « **Reply #139 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:26:47 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 02, 2007, 08:08:02 AM

how can this contest be better than the last?

More people & less crying after the results are in.

Special Ed · « **Reply #140 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:58:37 AM »

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

danielson · « **Reply #141 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:59:52 AM »

That was funny

gtbro1 · « **Reply #142 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:03:05 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on January 02, 2007, 10:58:37 AM

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

You forgot his blow up girlfriend jezesmell.

figgs · « **Reply #143 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:05:44 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on January 02, 2007, 10:58:37 AM

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

HAHAHAHA EXCELLENT!!!

natural al · « **Reply #144 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:07:06 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on January 02, 2007, 10:58:37 AM

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

the toddler bed was classic...I bet adam has pics of himself in there flexing his ass off....bwaa-haw-ha-ha-ha...

Wiggs · « **Reply #145 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:09:44 AM »

LMAO!!

Dingleberry · « **Reply #146 on:** January 02, 2007, 12:05:56 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on January 02, 2007, 10:58:37 AM

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

LOL!! Damn Ed, that was one of your best ones IMO.

240_Iz_Nutz · « **Reply #147 on:** January 02, 2007, 12:13:04 PM »

Great post by Ed, gotta give credit for that one for sure!!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #148 on:** January 02, 2007, 12:19:14 PM »

Nice! Excellent work by Special 'Bring back the McRib' Ed.

The best part was..." #1? That's $5.76...please drive around..."

Waaa hahahahahahaha!

Option D · « **Reply #149 on:** January 02, 2007, 12:22:10 PM »

that was a classic...