THE ADONIS PROJECT: Building a better body through MCDONALDS.Destroying Anssi M.

[danielson]

"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."- hilarious

[Alex Velickovic]

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

one of the best ever posts Ed. good work.

[MindSpin]

It doesn`t matter what you eat as long as you don`t overeat.

Hope this helps.  The food is equal.

I know this is all one big joke, but for the kids who are reading this and potentially buying al the BS, the amount of food, the macro nutrient make up of the food and the timing of when the food is consumed all impact metabolism. 

Carry on...

[MindSpin]

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

Classic...I sincerely LOL'd!

[danielson]

I can't understand what he has to gain by being an asshole? I suppose, he couldn't be more disliked - could he?

I don't know how anyone can make comments like that personally. Horrible thing to say.

[MisterMagoo]

that adonis can make comments like that without any kind of timeout or whatever really makes me lose respect for the people who run this place. that's way over the line. 

[The True Adonis]

What is wrong with my statement?


Natural Al does nothing but chase me around and make up lies about myself.

Why should I offer him any respect?  I tried in the past, but he kept on and on and on.


I will continue to be cruel.   

[danielson]

What is wrong with my statement?


Natural Al does nothing but chase me around and make up lies about myself.

Why should I offer him any respect?  I tried in the past, but he kept on and on and on.


I will continue to be cruel.   

Joking about the death of ones child is beyond cruel. It's amazing how you can seem so intelligent about some things and a total fucking idiot about other matters.

[Pet shop boys]

Mr.Adonis,

Is this a happy meal or a quater pounder with chesse?




Wooooooshhhhhhhhhh

[The True Adonis]

Joking about the death of ones child is beyond cruel. It's amazing how you can seem so intelligent about some things and a total fucking idiot about other matters.

Perhaps I want the toddler bed.

Since I sleep in one apparently.

[Mr. Intenseone]

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

ROTFLMAO !!

[The True Adonis]

that adonis can make comments like that without any kind of timeout or whatever really makes me lose respect for the people who run this place. that's way over the line. 

I`d make the same statements about you if given the chance.

I dislike you a bit more than Natural Al.

You are more delusional and fatter than he is.  Plus you are clearly a weakling and have been owned so bad that you are afraid of yourself even.  You won`t even post any pics anymore because you know you wouldn`t be able to stomach the backlash.

The day you post a picture is probably the same day you seal your fate.  A loony bin awaits, with you on suicide watch.

[natural al]

What is wrong with my statement?


Natural Al does nothing but chase me around and make up lies about myself.

Why should I offer him any respect?  I tried in the past, but he kept on and on and on.


I will continue to be cruel.   

you just proved you have no class what so ever.  I never said a word about your dad dying until you continually posted about my son.

You keep doing what you're doing, that's fine.  One day we'll meet up and we'll see if you got the balls to say it to my face.

You're nothing but a liar and a louse.  You're dead to me, too bad you're the most hated guy on the net.  AT least when someone posts something funny about me I laugh it off you can't even take it cause you have no spine, you're pathetic.  Without this board and the md board you'd dry up and die.

we'll see what happens in the future between us, you can talk all you want on the net but we'll see.

[MisterMagoo]

I`d make the same statements about you if given the chance.

I dislike you a bit more than Natural Al.

You are more delusional and fatter than he is.  Plus you are clearly a weakling and have been owned so bad that you are afraid of yourself even.  You won`t even post any pics anymore because you know you wouldn`t be able to stomach the backlash.

The day you post a picture is probably the same day you seal your fate.  A loony bin awaits, with you on suicide watch.

see, the thing is... i don't care what you say. i don't care what you think. the boards are your life, you put so much time and effort into trying to be a celebrity on the internet that it's frankly alarming. you entered a competition on here against people who were just treating it like a game, while you actually acted as though it were the mr olympia, and then when you didn't win you made it your life mission to knock down the other guy.

hell, you don't even know what "delusional" means. i say i'm a fat guy who likes lifting weights, you call yourself "the true adonis", make t-shirts with your name on them, make post after post about how you're going to change bodybuilding as we know it, meanwhile you look like an auschwitz victim who got hit in the face with a rake. who's delusional again? 

[davidpaul]

ADONIS SEEKING SPONSORSHIP

"McDonalds, how can I help you?"
"Uh Hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis"
"How can I help you?"
"I'm interested in sponsorship for my #1 weight loss program."
"Number One? That'll be $5.76. Please drive around."
Sigh.

"McDonald's Corporate Offices, how can I help you?"
"Uh, hi, my name is Adam, but you might know me as True Adonis."
"Who??"
"True Adonis. I'm really well-known on Getbig.com and this one time at...."
"How can I help you Mr. Adonis?"
"I'm looking to get McDonalds involved in a marketing opportunity..."
"Please hold for marketing"
"McDonalds marketing, Cindy speaking."
"Hi Cindy, this is True Adonis, and I'm a bodybuilder who-"
"Ohhh, a bodybuilder?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Like Ronnie Coleman or Jay Cutler?"
"Yeah, but 100 lbs. lighter."
"Oh, so you mean like a teen bodybuilder?"
"Close but not as big."
"Oh, you mean like that Lil' Hercules kid?"
"Well, he was ALL DRUGS."
"Okay, so you're almost as big as that 8-year old I saw on the Discovery Channel?"
"Right, but I'm even more ripped than him."
"Wow, that's impressive! How old are you? Seven?"
"No, I'm 32, but I do still live at home and sleep in a toddler bed."
"Why would a 32 year old sleep in a toddler bed?"
"It makes me look huge!"

damn that was funny  hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

great work brother!!

[The True Adonis]

you just proved you have no class what so ever.  I never said a word about your dad dying until you continually posted about my son.

You keep doing what you're doing, that's fine.  One day we'll meet up and we'll see if you got the balls to say it to my face.

You're nothing but a liar and a louse.  You're dead to me, too bad you're the most hated guy on the net.  AT least when someone posts something funny about me I laugh it off you can't even take it cause you have no spine, you're pathetic.  Without this board and the md board you'd dry up and die.

we'll see what happens in the future between us, you can talk all you want on the net but we'll see.

If I`m dead to you, why do you constantly follow me around and post lies?

I was done responding to you a few months back, but you couldn`t resist, now could you?

I just checked MD, all of your posts are talking shit about me.

Someone has some issues to deal with and its not me.  Find a new hobby.  Stalk someone else.  Or face the wrath.

[The True Adonis]

see, the thing is... i don't care what you say. i don't care what you think. the boards are your life, you put so much time and effort into trying to be a celebrity on the internet that it's frankly alarming. you entered a competition on here against people who were just treating it like a game, while you actually acted as though it were the mr olympia, and then when you didn't win you made it your life mission to knock down the other guy.

hell, you don't even know what "delusional" means. i say i'm a fat guy who likes lifting weights, you call yourself "the true adonis", make t-shirts with your name on them, make post after post about how you're going to change bodybuilding as we know it, meanwhile you look like an auschwitz victim who got hit in the face with a rake. who's delusional again? 

What in the world are you bantering on about fat body?  I was dieting down for summer anyways, just like Bast and Daddywaddy and some of the others.

You are a joke and NEVER have been lean.  You got all fat and now you are dealing with it. hahahah.  You used to post that you were going to be over 200 lbs ripped as a natural. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

You have made ZERO progress or improvment.  All you did was get fat.  You run from yourself because you know you are insecure and will NEVER be secure with yourself.  You have gone from an anorexic to bigorexia in a matter of a few years.

Whats next?  I would hate to fathom....I am sure you will implode in no time and go back to your humble roots.  Afterall, you are just one generation ahead of the trailer trash which spawned you.

Fly away Zach, Fly far, far away.

[chainsaw]

If I`m dead to you, why do you constantly follow me around and post lies?

I was done responding to you a few months back, but you couldn`t resist, now could you?

I just checked MD, all of your posts are talking shit about me.

Someone has some issues to deal with and its not me.  Find a new hobby.  Stalk someone else.  Or face the wrath.

Adonis, you have nothin to prove..  Everyone know's and I hope you do too that Mcdonalds will eventually kill you.  Who cares if you get ripped on it.  Death at an early age is not glorious or profound.  Ask Sid Viscious or Kurt Cobain or John Bohnam or ect ect ect....  Save you're health, and just say, (SUBWAY)...  in all seriousness............o lor]

[The True Adonis]

Adonis, you have nothin to prove..  Everyone know's and I hope you do too that Mcdonalds will eventually kill you.  Who cares if you get ripped on it.  Death at an early age is not glorious or profound.  Ask Sid Viscious or Kurt Cobain or John Bohnam or ect ect ect....  Save you're health, and just say, (SUBWAY)...  in all seriousness............o lor]

Thats the kind of Popular Urban Legend and Cultural Myth I wish to dispel.   Don`t you people ever get tired of believing myths?

[Blockhead]

damn that was funny  hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

great work brother!!

Thanks! I put alot of thought into it.

  'TheBlock 'Ed is Special' Head.'

[natural al]

If I`m dead to you, why do you constantly follow me around and post lies?

I was done responding to you a few months back, but you couldn`t resist, now could you?

I just checked MD, all of your posts are talking shit about me.

Someone has some issues to deal with and its not me.  Find a new hobby.  Stalk someone else.  Or face the wrath.

I don't give a flyin fuck what is done over on the md boards, how many posts do I have there...50?  And not all of them are about you either.

When did I lie?  One time I said something that may or may not have been true... I said december you said march on a thread...not a lie, it was how I remembered it.  You've told more lies than I can count.

I have no issues with you..but think about it.  You don't know a god damn thing about me other than I post at a couple of boards...who knows when we'll meet up and if you think for a sec that I won't bust you in the jaw at the drop of a dime you're dead wrong, slick.

[Fury]

I'm pretty sure Natural Al would embarass TA on almost every lift, and he's what? 38?

[The True Adonis]

Look Natural Al,

I will be willing to call a truce with you and apologize if you can stop your stalking and lies.

Face it, you have said you were done with me time and time again, but continue to follow me around and make up lies.

Here is your chance now to forever end it.  I await your answer.

[natural al]

I'm pretty sure Natural Al would embarass TA on almost every lift, and he's what? 38?

nahhh...I'm way younger than that....jsut turned 3.....naw, I ain't sayin but let's just say I'm younger.  I have no desire to embarass him on every lift....if I do something it'll be on my terms, when I feel it's time, nobody here knows a thing about me besides I'm 5'7ish

[The True Adonis]

nahhh...I'm way younger than that....jsut turned 3.....naw, I ain't sayin but let's just say I'm younger.  I have no desire to embarass him on every lift....if I do something it'll be on my terms, when I feel it's time, nobody here knows a thing about me besides I'm 5'7ish

And your response?