I believe him too.
Oh, no one ever suggested that he wasn't telling the truth. But you gotta admit, he's the biggest name-dropper on Getbig. The thread topic could be tendonitis or something, and he'd enter the thread with something like, "Tendonitis?? Why, that reminds me of the time I flew to Monte Carlo on the Concorde with Madonna, Prince Charles, and that old dude from 'Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom'. I taught the Prince how to play Blackjack, for which he knighted me, fuccked Madonna (twice), and broke the bank at the casio!"
