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JOHN MATRIX

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dogs are gay
« on: January 02, 2007, 01:47:44 PM »
all they do is make tons of noise, shit on things and jump all over you with their muddy claws, and then theres 'pit bulls' which every 'tough guy' has to have that frequently eat children and old women, dogs are nothing but annoying problems.
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Earl1972

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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2007, 01:58:56 PM »
the same can be said about you

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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2007, 02:29:19 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 02, 2007, 01:47:44 PM
all they do is make tons of noise, shit on things and jump all over you with their muddy claws,

My dogs do other things than that:

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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2007, 02:32:07 PM »
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2007, 02:35:26 PM »
LOL!   ;D
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »
hahahaha, I can't believe you went out of your way to make those pictures. Good stuff.  ::)
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2007, 04:43:31 PM »
Dogs are good...Carpet dogs with white hair and tiny are so gay, all they do is bark. Fucking little dog syndrome.
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 05:53:31 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 02, 2007, 01:47:44 PM
all they do is make tons of noise, shit on things and jump all over you with their muddy claws, and then theres 'pit bulls' which every 'tough guy' has to have that frequently eat children and old women, dogs are nothing but annoying problems.

The worst shit is when people treat the beasts as they would treat any human being, maybe even better. I'm so sick of dogs because they cause problems for others who aren't in any way associated with them. I don't like barking, I don't like them shitting all over the place, attacks on innocent people.

BAN DOGS.
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 06:43:05 PM »
No, I am gay, my Bull Mastiff is absolutely not gay.

He's a puss hound, and loves chicks...and dare I say the chicks love him.

I talk to more beautifull women daily with him reeling them in then you guys fantasize about in your creepy bedrooms with a pillowcase between your legs in a month.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2007, 10:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on January 02, 2007, 05:53:31 PM
The worst shit is when people treat the beasts as they would treat any human being, maybe even better. I'm so sick of dogs because they cause problems for others who aren't in any way associated with them. I don't like barking, I don't like them shitting all over the place, attack innocent people.

BAN DOGS.
i cant believe how inconsiderate my asshole neighbors are, between them they ahve no less that 8 dogs of various sizes and breeds which bark extremely loud at all hours, at nothing. ive been woken up every single day for the pasat couple months by one or two of these things shrieking into the sky.
think aobut it, these asshole neighbors are doing something thats projecting loud noise INTO my house all the time and dont care.its no different than blaring music in the middle of the night, but for some reason because they are dogs its seen as 'ok' to make unlimited noise. ::)
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2007, 11:31:11 AM »
They bark too much cause the people who own em don't get off their lazy ass and walk the dogs so what else have they got to spend their energy on? "BARKING"!
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2007, 11:40:25 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 03, 2007, 10:46:11 AM
i cant believe how inconsiderate my asshole neighbors are, between them they ahve no less that 8 dogs of various sizes and breeds which bark extremely loud at all hours, at nothing. ive been woken up every single day for the pasat couple months by one or two of these things shrieking into the sky.
think aobut it, these asshole neighbors are doing something thats projecting loud noise INTO my house all the time and dont care.its no different than blaring music in the middle of the night, but for some reason because they are dogs its seen as 'ok' to make unlimited noise. ::)

8 dogs would constitute a kennel, in my town.  They would need a license and a fenced in area.  If you live in a residential area, then the barking is disturbing the peace.  You have rights too.  Call the local animal control officer in your town and see if having 8 barking dogs is OK?
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2007, 11:45:44 AM »
A non barking, well trained and behaved, low maintenance guard dog/companion is the only dog I could see myself getting.

Other than that you guys are right on.
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2007, 11:57:34 AM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 03, 2007, 11:45:44 AM
A non barking, well trained and behaved, low maintenance guard dog/companion is the only dog I could see myself getting.

Other than that you guys are right on.

Those are the only breeds who are trained properly most of the time. What you guys forget is people own these dogs who cause problems. If a dog is not properly trained and socialized they will do things like bark uncontrollably, jump on strangers, run wild, or be a royal pain in the ass to everyone around them. It is just like raising a kid. You let your kid run free and do whatever they please, chances are he will grow up to be a pain in the ass, or much worse.

People get dogs and have no idea how to train them. They get cute little dogs and do not feel the need to socialize and train them since they are so cuddly and cute. Get labs and leave them out in the yard for 60 hours a week while they jerk off and work all day. All this shit could be prevented.


You get tougher on dog owners and a lot of this shit would stop. Dog laws are slaps on the wrist for everything.
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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2007, 12:00:13 PM »
Quote from: body88 on January 03, 2007, 11:57:34 AM
Those are the only breeds who are trained properly most of the time. What you guys forget is people own these dogs who cause problems. If a dog is not properly trained and socialized they will do things like bark uncontrollably, jump on strangers, run wild, or be a royal pain in the ass to everyone around them. It is just like raising a kid. You let your kid run free and do whatever they please, chances are he will grow up to be a pain in the ass, or much worse.

People get dogs and have no idea how to train them. They get cute little dogs and do not feel the need to socialize and train them since they are so cuddly and cute. Get labs and leave them out in the yard for 60 hours a week while they jerk off and work all day. All this shit could be prevented.


You get tougher on dog owners and a lot of this shit would stop. Dog laws are slaps on the wrist for everything.

Exactly
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: dogs are gay
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2007, 01:42:08 PM »
Quote from: buffbodz on January 03, 2007, 11:40:25 AM
8 dogs would constitute a kennel, in my town.  They would need a license and a fenced in area.  If you live in a residential area, then the barking is disturbing the peace.  You have rights too.  Call the local animal control officer in your town and see if having 8 barking dogs is OK?
they are divided between 3 different houses. its like the perfect storm of dogs. the cops have been called countless times all they say is 'we cant do anything about it' ::)
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