THE NEW ARNOLD ISSUE...................

[alexxx]

IS A FICTIONAL STORY OF WHAT THE AUTHOR THINKS WAS A DAILY LIFE OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS TRAINING!

THANKS A LOT SHAWN PERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jr. Yates]

IS A FICTIONAL STORY OF WHAT THE AUTHOR THINKS WAS A DAILY LIFE OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS TRAINING!

THANKS A LOT SHAWN PERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really!?! i could have done that.

[Bluto]

you seem upset alex. what lies did they print?

[ribonucleic]

Really!?! i could have done that.

8:00 AM - wake up
9:00 AM - inject steroids
10:00 AM - work chest at Gold's
11:00 AM - walk around naked in the shower for a while
11:15 AM - protein shake
12:00 PM - place prank call to Ferrigno saying his mother is dead
1:00 PM - collect mail; discard envelopes with Austrian postmarks
3:00 PM - practice posing routine
5:00 PM - unwind to recordings of Hitler speeches

[Bluto]

8:00 AM - wake up
9:00 AM - inject steroids
10:00 AM - work chest at Gold's
11:00 AM - walk around naked in the shower for a while
11:15 AM - protein shake
12:00 PM - place prank call to Ferrigno saying his mother is dead
1:00 PM - collect mail; discard envelopes with Austrian postmarks
3:00 PM - practice posing routine
5:00 PM - unwind to recordings of Hitler speeches

thats me in a nutshell

[Jr. Yates]

8:00 AM - wake up
9:00 AM - inject steroids
10:00 AM - work chest at Gold's
11:00 AM - walk around naked in the shower for a while
11:15 AM - protein shake
12:00 PM - place prank call to Ferrigno saying his mother is dead
1:00 PM - collect mail; discard envelopes with Austrian postmarks
3:00 PM - practice posing routine
5:00 PM - unwind to recordings of Hitler speeches

what the hell. why would Arnold do half that shit. I can see the prank on Lous mom and the walking naked in teh shower but listen to hitler, what made you come up with that??

[ribonucleic]

what the hell. why would Arnold do half that shit. I can see the prank on Lous mom and the walking naked in teh shower but listen to hitler, what made you come up with that??

"When contacted for a newspaper article in 1988, George Butler, the producer and director of the film and still a close friend of Arnold’s today, admitted that during the filming of Pumping Iron Arnold definitely did say that he admired Hitler."

http://www.vivamalta.org/archive/index.php?t-5528.html

That.

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

8:00 AM - wake up
9:00 AM - inject steroids
10:00 AM - work chest at Gold's
11:00 AM - walk around naked in the shower for a while
11:15 AM - protein shake
12:00 PM - place prank call to Ferrigno saying his mother is dead
1:00 PM - collect mail; discard envelopes with Austrian postmarks
3:00 PM - practice posing routine
5:00 PM - unwind to recordings of Hitler speeches

Hahaha. 

[Jr. Yates]

"When contacted for a newspaper article in 1988, George Butler, the producer and director of the film and still a close friend of Arnold’s today, admitted that during the filming of Pumping Iron Arnold definitely did say that he admired Hitler."

http://www.vivamalta.org/archive/index.php?t-5528.html

That.

ah.

[alexxx]

"When contacted for a newspaper article in 1988, George Butler, the producer and director of the film and still a close friend of Arnold’s today, admitted that during the filming of Pumping Iron Arnold definitely did say that he admired Hitler."

http://www.vivamalta.org/archive/index.php?t-5528.html

That.

Schwarzenegger admires leaders but I doubt he wishes ill fate on anyone.

[timfogarty]

Lou is deaf, so it would have to be a prank TTY

[alexxx]

Lou is deaf, so it would have to be a prannk TTY

Are you saying that the only way to contact Lou back then was through smoke signals???

[timfogarty]

Are you saying that the only way to contact Lou back then was through smoke signals???

I hate when I have to explain my jokes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_device_for_the_deaf

[Stark]

IS A FICTIONAL STORY OF WHAT THE AUTHOR THINKS WAS A DAILY LIFE OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS TRAINING!

THANKS A LOT SHAWN PERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want...

[alexxx]

I hate when I have to explain my jokes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_device_for_the_deaf

Is this not a telemephone?

[Stark]

WTF Alexxx lol

[timfogarty]

Is this not a telemephone?

In the US, they were called TDD or TTY

[ribonucleic]

Lou is deaf, so it would have to be a prannk TTY

"Lou suffered an ear infection and permanently lost 80% of his hearing."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Ferrigno

So...

ARNOLD [trying to disguise his voice] : I'm very sorry, Mr. Ferrigno. It is my sad duty to inform you that your mother was found murdered in her home this morning.

LOU : What?

ARNOLD [speaking louder] : It is my sad duty to inform you that your mother was found murdered in her home this morning!

LOU : My mother was what?

ARNOLD [shouting] : She's dead!

LOU: My mother is dead?!

ARNOLD [shouting] : Ya! Dead! Get it?

LOU [distraught] : Oh my God! Mama! And she wanted to call me yesterday! But I insisted on charging her $4.99 for the first minute and $0.99 for each additional minute!

ARNOLD [breaking into laughter] : Ha ha ha! I got you, Lou!

LOU : What?

ARNOLD [shouting] : I got you, Lou! This is Arnold! I was playing a joke on you!

LOU : Arnold?

ARNOLD [shouting] : Ya, that's right! I fooled you into thinking your mother was dead! Ha ha ha!

LOU [whimpering] : That wasn't nice, Arnold.

ARNOLD : You don't win 7 Mr. Olympias by being Mr. Nice Guy! Ha ha ha!

[Slick Vic]

IS A FICTIONAL STORY OF WHAT THE AUTHOR THINKS WAS A DAILY LIFE OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS TRAINING!

THANKS A LOT SHAWN PERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got the issue already, Alexxx?

[alexxx]

"Lou suffered an ear infection and permanently lost 80% of his hearing."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Ferrigno

So...

ARNOLD [trying to disguise his voice] : I'm very sorry, Mr. Ferrigno. It is my sad duty to inform you that your mother was found murdered in her home this morning.

LOU : What?

ARNOLD [speaking louder] : It is my sad duty to inform you that your mother was found murdered in her home this morning!

LOU : My mother was what?

ARNOLD [shouting] : She's dead!

LOU: My mother is dead?!

ARNOLD [shouting] : Ya! Dead! Get it?

LOU [distraught] : Oh my God! Mama! And she wanted to call me yesterday! But I insisted on charging her $4.99 for the first minute and $0.99 for each additional minute!

ARNOLD [breaking into laughter] : Ha ha ha! I got you, Lou!

LOU : What?

ARNOLD [shouting] : I got you, Lou! This is Arnold! I was playing a joke on you!

LOU : Arnold?

ARNOLD [shouting] : Ya, that's right! I fooled you into thinking your mother was dead! Ha ha ha!

LOU [whimpering] : That wasn't nice, Arnold.

ARNOLD : You don't win 7 Mr. Olympias by being Mr. Nice Guy! Ha ha ha!

LAUGH OUT LOUD THAT WAS HISTERICAL!!! Do you have anymore? I did this really take place?

[alexxx]

You got the issue already, Alexxx?

Yeah it's his relaxed look on the cover. There was about 6 more so I was possibly the first one.

[Slick Vic]

Yeah it's his relaxed look on the cover. 

Dammit! I was hoping it was the training cover. Oh well... 

[Sergio Rules 77]

LAUGH OUT LOUD THAT WAS HISTERICAL!!! Do you have anymore? I did this really take place?

I'm sure just about everyone out there has heard all the classic Arnold prank calls by now, but just in case you haven't, here is a site with a few of them :

http://www.celebrityprankcalls.com/

Someone should actually do it to Lou and post the MP3 here . STOP WHINING!!!!!

SERGIO!!!!

[alexxx]

I'm sure just about everyone out there has heard all the classic Arnold prank calls by now, but just in case you haven't, here is a site with a few of them :

http://www.celebrityprankcalls.com/

Someone should actually do it to Lou and post the MP3 here . STOP WHINING!!!!!

SERGIO!!!!

haha the Arnold ones are always good!

[ribonucleic]

Best prank call of all time

http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/features/Schwarzeneggerpranks/media2/Realty.MP3