Author Topic: Bizarre Supplement Names (Read 1842 times)

Board_SHERIF · « **on:** January 03, 2007, 01:10:55 PM »

WTF

Green Bulge - Creatine Matrix Volumizer
Gamma-O - Gamma Oryzanol
Liver Longer - Liver Support for 17-alpha alkylated Steroid Users
BIG - Post-Workout/Pre-Bedtime REM and ANABOLIC Matrix
Scorch Remix/Vaporize Stack - Fat Loss Powerhouse Combo
SNS Mental Acuity Stack
White Blood - Nitric Oxide + Blood Transport Enhancer
Black Hole - Appetite Enhancement Formula
Red Acid - Fat Incineration Matrix
Purple Wraath - Ergogenic Essential Amino Acid Matrix

Stark · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:14:36 PM »

Black hole is just WTF ^^

DK II · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:34:29 PM »

how about "Jungle Warfare"??

TheBigAristotle · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM »

I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer

gordiano · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2007, 01:50:47 PM »

Here are some more:

Man Juice - By Gay-Tech & Derek Anthony

Gay Fuel - By Gay-Tech & Derek Anthony

Ebony Muscle Mountains Syrup - Endorsed By Hiney Rimjob

Adam Empire · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:11:51 PM »

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner.

youandme · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:12:55 PM »

Quote from: TheBigAristotle on January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM

I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer

Huh? haha, yeah ok

Yoggi Bear would have been more like it

davidpaul · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:13:20 PM »

haha gay tech.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:13:53 PM »

Quote from: TheBigAristotle on January 03, 2007, 01:38:21 PM

I think Black Hole makes perfect sense for an appetite enhancer

Black Hole - Appetite Enhancement Formula
..yo does this shit work? whats in it?

i dont wanna have to resort to taking injections of humulin r to enhance my appetite..

canadaphiliac · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:39:43 PM »

Hearing 'Muscle Milk' usually will garner a chuckle from me. Seriously now, "Let's call it Muscle Milk, that won't sound dirty at all!"

The True Adonis · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:40:02 PM »

Alpha-Alkaloid-Dihenadryl-17,Maxonominillan-Gornoadal-Tripipilli

I just made that up.

Sergio Rules 77 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:48:26 PM »

Weider's Dynamic Muscle Builder

I bet this crap did anything but build muscle, that's pretty bizarre to me.

SERGIO!!!!!

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:49:19 PM »

I refuse to use anything made by controlled labs simply because the names of their supps are so gay...they try to sound all hardcore and just end up sounding lame...

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:50:18 PM »

Quote from: canadaphiliac on January 03, 2007, 02:39:43 PM

Hearing 'Muscle Milk' usually will garner a chuckle from me. Seriously now, "Let's call it Muscle Milk, that won't sound dirty at all!"

actually i'm the dood that produces that stuff..

i sneak into hospitals at night and milk unsuspecting new mums for this high in colustrum and igf milk..

then i pakage it and sell it for a neat profit!

canadaphiliac · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:50:57 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 03, 2007, 02:40:02 PM

Alpha-Alkaloid-Dihenadryl-17,Maxonominillan-Gornoadal-Tripipilli

I just made that up.

Really? What kind of gains could I expect from that? Could it beat the Nitro/Cell-tech stack I'm on now. Gotta cycle off soon though, scared I might screw up my kidneys.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:51:22 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 02:49:19 PM

I refuse to use anything made by controlled labs simply because the names of their supps are so gay...they try to sound all hardcore and just end up sounding lame...

hey man..if anything is gonna make me eat more i'm willing to try it..

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:11:39 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on January 03, 2007, 02:51:22 PM

hey man..if anything is gonna make me eat more i'm willing to try it..

How about not snorting coke?

That might boost the old appetite

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:15:34 PM »

Quote from: Groink on January 03, 2007, 03:11:39 PM

How about not snorting coke?

That might boost the old appetite

been more than a month since my last bumpy...

no drin king..no smoking...no going tobars....crap..

note to self:buy porn..

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:16:34 PM »

get some fire ass weed and smoke that, guaranteed to make you hungry man...

tommywishbone · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:19:24 PM »

I'll go old school;

Gorilla Balls
Horny Goat Weed
Up Your Gas
Liver Bombs

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:20:28 PM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 03, 2007, 03:16:34 PM

get some fire ass weed and smoke that, guaranteed to make you hungry man...

1) makes me cough
2) hate what it makes me feel like
3) makes me go to sleep...

plus i HATE the smell..shudder..

thanx for trying though.. $:-\$