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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2007, 06:27:39 PM »
Ok, let's imagine you get attacked by a dog. You get the better of it etc... how far would you go in punishing the little fucker?

Personally... I'd probably break it's fucking back.

Beat it until it's pissing blood.  Take photos.  Repeat.



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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2007, 06:28:40 PM »
My friends doberman bite me twice.  After the first time I told my friend he better not bite me again or I will kill him.  I swear he bit me agian and I grabbed him and choked him and beat his head against the brick wall. The whole time my friend (who was about 5'5" 130) was hitting me on the back.  The dog kept trying to bite me.  It ended up dying and I dropped him on the ground.  My friend was yelling at me and we didn't talk for months after that.  Only time I ever killed a dog.

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2007, 06:29:49 PM »
.... then proceed to shoot its fucking owner in the head..

That's the real key right there.

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2007, 10:12:31 PM »
Tre, you are so tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2007, 11:55:42 AM »
Tre, you are so tough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'd be even tougher with a pit by his side! ;)
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2007, 12:38:02 PM »
He'd be even tougher with a pit by his side! ;)

lmao  ;D

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2007, 01:01:16 PM »
Carry a stick. Dogs are afraid of sticks, boards etc.. Pepper spray. Better yet some Clorox in a squirt bottle will fuck up any dog but good if sprayed in the eyes, mouth, nose.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2007, 01:05:59 PM »
Where I live lots have pitbulls etc.. I have gentle Labs. I ALWAYS carry a large Buck knife on me. I have seen these assholes pitbulls kill cats, attack other dogs and bite people. If one attacked me or my dogs I would defend myself for sure. I blame the owners and not the pets. I see plenty of fighting breed dogs that are gentle that have good owners.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2007, 01:14:51 PM »
My friends doberman bite me twice.  After the first time I told my friend he better not bite me again or I will kill him.  I swear he bit me agian and I grabbed him and choked him and beat his head against the brick wall. The whole time my friend (who was about 5'5" 130) was hitting me on the back.  The dog kept trying to bite me.  It ended up dying and I dropped him on the ground.  My friend was yelling at me and we didn't talk for months after that.  Only time I ever killed a dog.

This dog used to always bark and growl at me on the way home from school. One day in the winter I made a nice iceball with a rock in the center. I drilled it with a 90 mph strike right into the dogs ribs. That fucker never bothered me again after that.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2007, 01:17:00 PM »
sure you did "big guy" ::)

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I believe him. Fucking dog bites you some people will fight back. I was bit by a German Shepherd. When I got loose I kicked that fucker so hard in the ribs it could barely crawl away from me.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2007, 01:21:25 PM »
Here's another tip:

Carry a glock and once the thing charges just fucking shoot it, then proceed to shoot its fucking owner in the head..


 My friend who I work with commutes from Bridgeport, CT. to the Bronx every day. One day he was walking with his autistic kid on his shoulders. A dog charged him and his kid. He pulled out his 9 mm Beretta and shot the dog as it charged. The dog yelped and took off. I think the bullet went clear through the dogs shoulder. A few days later my friends neighbor confronts him and asked if he shot his dog. My friend calmly said yes and that next time he would kill the dog. That dog never bugged him again.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2007, 01:26:10 PM »

 My friend who I work with commutes from Bridgeport, CT. to the Bronx every day. One day he was walking with his autistic kid on his shoulders. A dog charged him and his kid. He pulled out his 9 mm Beretta and shot the dog as it charged. The dog yelped and took off. I think the bullet went clear through the dogs shoulder. A few days later my friends neighbor confronts him and asked if he shot his dog. My friend calmly said yes and that next time he would kill the dog. That dog never bugged him again.

If I was your friend I'd have told that dog's owner that he'd take the bullet if it happens again.  >:(

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2007, 01:33:56 PM »
If I was your friend I'd have told that dog's owner that he'd take the bullet if it happens again.  >:(


This friend of mine is a nut. He shoots skunks and racoons and oopossums with his crossbow at night when they get in his garbage cans. One time he pinned a opossum down with an arrow shot through it into the ground. The opposum spent the whole night impaled walking in a circle. One night I was there and he shot a broad head clear through a skunk. The skunk never felt a thing! The skunk kept eating as if nothing happened! I guess it didn't hit any vitals! Thats how much penetrating power a broadhead has. A broadhead from a good compound bow will go clear through a pail of wet sand. Try that with most rifles.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2007, 01:37:36 PM »

This friend of mine is a nut. He shoots skunks and racoons and oopossums with his crossbow at night when they get in his garbage cans. One time he pinned a opossum down with an arrow shot through it into the ground. The opposum spent the whole night impaled walking in a circle. One night I was there and he shot a broad head clear through a skunk. The skunk never felt a thing! The skunk kept eating as if nothing happened! I guess it didn't hit any vitals! Thats how much penetrating power a broadhead has. A broadhead from a good compound bow will go clear through a pail of wet sand. Try that with most rifles.

Does he reside in Bronx like you? I bet he has a ball shooting those fucking stupidass Puerto Ricans.  ;D

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2007, 01:44:54 PM »

This friend of mine is a nut. He shoots skunks and racoons and oopossums with his crossbow at night when they get in his garbage cans. One time he pinned a opossum down with an arrow shot through it into the ground. The opposum spent the whole night impaled walking in a circle. One night I was there and he shot a broad head clear through a skunk. The skunk never felt a thing! The skunk kept eating as if nothing happened! I guess it didn't hit any vitals! Thats how much penetrating power a broadhead has. A broadhead from a good compound bow will go clear through a pail of wet sand. Try that with most rifles.

sounds like a smashing fella  ::)

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »
sounds like a smashing fella  ::)

Atleast he pays into the system and doesn't live on welfare ;)
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2007, 01:59:06 PM »
He'd be even tougher with a pit by his side! ;)


This coming from a guy on a bodybuilding forum! Might not need a pit , but ya need muscles ;)

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2007, 05:54:10 PM »
  Body88...just curious.You have said before that you have owned a couple of pitbulls. What happened to them? Did they just die of old age or did you get rid of them or what?

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2007, 06:53:21 PM »
sounds like a smashing fella  ::)

He is a good dude. A throwback to a better time.
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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2007, 07:48:50 PM »
  Body88...just curious.You have said before that you have owned a couple of pitbulls. What happened to them? Did they just die of old age or did you get rid of them or what?


My first one died of old age. My second one ( Damien) belongs to my best friend now. When I went to college I was living in the dorms. Since I did not want to crate him all day I gave him to my best friend to take care off during the week. I would go over and get him after classes or on the weekend. I spent most my time hanging out with my buddies over my best friends place so it was not much of a change. needles to say my best friend got extremley attxched to him so I let him keep him.

I bring my pup over to visit with him all the time.

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2007, 08:24:35 PM »

My first one died of old age. My second one ( Damien) belongs to my best friend now. When I went to college I was living in the dorms. Since I did not want to crate him all day I gave him to my best friend to take care off during the week. I would go over and get him after classes or on the weekend. I spent most my time hanging out with my buddies over my best friends place so it was not much of a change. needles to say my best friend got extremley attxched to him so I let him keep him.

I bring my pup over to visit with him all the time.

   Got to respect that.It was much better that you chose to NOT put him in a cage..that isn't any kind of life for anything.

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2007, 09:21:03 PM »
I have seen these assholes pitbulls kill cats...

Ok, so there are some good pitbulls out there after all. 

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2007, 10:50:10 PM »
Ok, so there are some good pitbulls out there after all. 


Fuck Off I like Cats. >:(

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2007, 01:57:59 AM »
Ok, so there are some good pitbulls out there after all. 

Cats>Creepy schmoes.

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Re: Tips on how to fend off a dangerous dog...
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2007, 03:00:33 AM »
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