Author Topic: Women false Advertising!!! (Read 1901 times)

Diesel1 · « **on:** January 04, 2007, 09:51:36 AM »

Whilst waiting at the ATM I couldn't help but notice that the two girls taking an age at the machine had very nice shapely bottoms. Being slightly aroused I paid closer attention, waiting for them to turn around so I could see how pretty they were and give 'em a flash of the ol' pearly whites

Was I in for a surprise when they eventually turned around, they were fucking hideous lol. One had a huge hooked nose and both had the strangest fucked up teeth I've ever seen. I had to smile at them to try and get the look of shock of my face that must have greeted them as our eyes met.

I did manage to get some pics for you my getbig brothers. There were on my mobile though and the quality is reall shit but they give you an idea I hope

Diesel1 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2007, 09:54:34 AM »

p.s I still would have fucked 'em both

HARD

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:00:41 AM »

You do know your mobile phone number is embedded in the file information of the pictures right?

Is it ok if I publish it on Getbig? Might give you a few pranks later on too!

Oh and BTW nice "trackies" and "timberlands" in your reflection brother! You do you paki creed proud!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:04:57 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on January 04, 2007, 10:00:41 AM

Oh and BTW nice "trackies" and "timberlands" in your reflection brother! You do you paki creed proud!

haha I just noticed his reflection on the glass.. Diesel is one creepy fucker, taking pictures of random women with his cell phone.

Diesel, those women didn't mind a random stranger taking pictures of them with his cell?

Diesel1 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:12:09 AM »

One more quick story. Nice hair on a woman always catches my eye. So I'm in town t'other day and I'm walking a few paces behind this woman with lovely long blonde hair. We both get to the crossing and I take my opportunity to get a sly look at what I think is going to be an angel. WRONG!!... she was a leather faced hag in bright red lipstick, was I severley dissapointed lol

amc1980 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:12:47 AM »

I'd do the one on the right with the gut.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 04, 2007, 10:04:57 AM

haha I just noticed his reflection on the glass.. Diesel is one creepy fucker, taking pictures of random women with his cell phone.

Diesel, those women didn't mind a random stranger taking pictures of them with his cell?

Check out the baggy pants. I bet he's the kinda clown who gets together with his buddies to "spit" "gangsta" beat lyrics on the streets of Bradford.

He's part of the notorius gay gang rapist clan: The "Bradford Bad Boy Paki Posse" BBBPP

sandycoosworth · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:14:29 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 09:51:36 AM

Whilst waiting at the ATM I couldn't help but notice that the two girls taking an age at the machine had very nice shapely bottoms. Being slightly aroused I paid closer attention, waiting for them to turn around so I could see how pretty they were and give 'em a flash of the ol' pearly whites

Was I in for a surprise when they eventually turned around, they were fucking hideous lol. One had a huge hooked nose and both had the strangest fucked up teeth I've ever seen. I had to smile at them to try and get the look of shock of my face that must have greeted them as our eyes met.

I did manage to get some pics for you my getbig brothers. There were on my mobile though and the quality is reall shit but they give you an idea I hope

i am waging a war against padded bras

whose comingwith me

whose coming with me

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:15:41 AM »

Quote from: amc1980 on January 04, 2007, 10:12:47 AM

I'd do the one on the right with the gut.

Is she a paki/indi or jew? Or... just a smack head?

Diesel1 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 04, 2007, 10:04:57 AM

haha I just noticed his reflection on the glass.. Diesel is one creepy fucker, taking pictures of random women with his cell phone.

Diesel, those women didn't mind a random stranger taking pictures of them with his cell?

I don't give a shit lol I'd have given them my number if only they had been pretty enough

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:16:43 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 10:12:09 AM

One more quick story. Nice hair on a woman always catches my eye. So I'm in town t'other day and I'm walking a few paces behind this woman with lovely long blonde hair. We both get to the crossing and I take my opportunity to get a sly look at what I think is going to be an angel. WRONG!!... she was a leather faced hag in bright red lipstick, was I severley dissapointed lol

That's been happening to me a lot. You see a woman with nice hair and rack from the rear, but when the bitch turns around she ends up having a face only a mother could love..

amc1980 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on January 04, 2007, 10:15:41 AM

Is she a paki/indi or jew? Or... just a smack head?

Fcuck knows!

I'm too ugly to be picky.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:18:25 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 10:16:39 AM

I don't give a shit lol I'd have given them my number if only they had been pretty enough

So you just try to pick up random girls whom you've never met just like that? Don't you care about their reaction? Isn't it akward?

Diesel1 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on January 04, 2007, 10:13:18 AM

Check out the baggy pants. I bet he's the kinda clown who gets together with his buddies to "spit" "gangsta" beat lyrics on the streets of Bradford.

He's part of the notorius gay gang rapist clan: The "Bradford Bad Boy Paki Posse" BBBPP

Sigh! you've got my attention now Norris so what do you want? some tips on how to pull the ladies? or just someone to be your friend??

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:23:44 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 10:19:55 AM

Sigh! you've got my attention now Norris so what do you want? some tips on how to pull the ladies? or just someone to be your friend??

hahaha

Diesel1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:25:24 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on January 04, 2007, 10:18:25 AM

So you just try to pick up random girls whom you've never met just like that? Don't you care about their reaction? Isn't it akward?

I used to all the time. You just need some bullshit excuse reason to talk to them to break the ice.

The 'don't I know you from somewhere?' line works more often than not believe me. A nice smile works wonders too

Diesel1 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:30:57 AM »

Quote from: amc1980 on January 04, 2007, 10:17:21 AM

Fcuck knows!

I'm too ugly to be picky.

They were east european

amc1980 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:33:17 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 10:30:57 AM

They were east european

Should have guessed from your description of their teeth.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:35:23 AM »

Ahh, so they were drawing their dole handed out by our government ... and so was you!

Diesel1 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:39:11 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on January 04, 2007, 10:35:23 AM

Ahh, so they were drawing their dole handed out by our government ... and so was you!

Well if it was dole it was a lot of fucking dole money judging by the size of the wad she drew out.

Do you like the ladies then Norris?

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:50:48 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on January 04, 2007, 10:39:11 AM

Well if it was dole it was a lot of fucking dole money judging by the size of the wad she drew out.

Do you like the ladies then Norris?

I'd possibly fuck the one on the right, they look a bit like Witches tho.

buffbodz · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2007, 12:18:21 PM »

The Lee sisters. Ug and Hom.

Author Topic: Women false Advertising!!! (Read 1901 times)

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