Author Topic: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY? (Read 4878 times)

Robert the Bruce · « **on:** January 04, 2007, 09:55:38 AM »

Say you woke up one day, and were magically 300 lbs of shredded beef ala Jay Cutler, what would you do?

Heres what I would do...
1. I'd pose in the mirror for two hours, flexing my massive biceps and triceps and quads
2. I'd drive those Hummers down the Las Vegas Strip at 100 mph
3. I'd go around the gym, and the Weider HQ, and gloat to them about how I won the O when so many said it couldn't be done
4. I'd find all the people who bullied me in high school and college and beat the hell out of them
5. Then I'd hit the gym and have afew hours of KNUCKLE-GRINDING, TEETH-SMASHING, MUSCLE-RIPPING, SWEAT-PORING INTENSE WORKOUTS....I'M TALKING 900 LBS DEADS, 200 LBS CURLS, 500 LBS BENCHS, 850 LBS SQUATS............YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do?

Robert the Bruce · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2007, 09:57:22 AM »

I'd also compete at the 2007 Arnold and take no 4

dan18 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:01:35 AM »

I would taser my ugly ass wife tuck tape the bitch and throw her in the trunk of a car and light it on fire....

we were talking about titus right

davidpaul · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:02:06 AM »

id create a getbig gimmick account.

dan18 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:03:18 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on January 04, 2007, 10:02:06 AM

id create a getbig gimmick account.

always aiming high dp

ribonucleic · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »

Give Kerry my 300 pounds of off-season man-love. I mean, at that point, I'm married to her instead of my wife - right?

wordy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:05:15 AM »

I'd transfer all his money and sign over all his cars and property to my real self so when I reverted back i'd be pretty rich

chainsaw · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:05:27 AM »

If I was Jay, I would become a pilot "like I'am" so he can fly to his instore appearances weekly instead of having to deal with McCarren airport- Or driving.

Saxon · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:09:20 AM »

Sit round all day, sweating and out of breath. You'd probably have to crap about 4 or 5 times from all the food he had eaten the day before

dan18 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:09:51 AM »

Quote from: chainsaw on January 04, 2007, 10:05:27 AM

If I was Jay, I would become a pilot "like I'am" so he can fly to his instore appearances weekly instead of having to deal with McCarren airport- Or driving.

how many hours of flight time do you have

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:13:33 AM »

I would go on Tyra Banks' show and be like "Valentino wants to be me, he doesn't have an eating disorder. Bodybuilding isn't for everyone."

240 is Back · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:13:59 AM »

I would drive to Melvin Anthony's house and return the sandow to it's rightful owner.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:15:40 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:01:35 AM

I would taser my ugly ass wife tuck tape the bitch and throw her in the trunk of a car and light it on fire....

we were talking about titus right

classic

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:36:57 AM »

can hummers even go 100mph?? i wouldn't know but i thought they were slower vehicles.

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:40:15 AM »

Quote from: wordy on January 04, 2007, 10:05:15 AM

I'd transfer all his money and sign over all his cars and property to my real self so when I reverted back i'd be pretty rich

hahaha thats awesome!

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 04, 2007, 10:13:59 AM

I would drive to Melvin Anthony's house and return the sandow to it's rightful owner.

haha

gtbro1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:48:01 AM »

I agree with 240 and wordy.

anvil · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:49:04 AM »

Definitely get rid of that gay-ass haircut.

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:49:57 AM »

I'd get the Shadow to commit suicide by PMing him, saying I no longer will be selling soiled posing trunks to interested 'fans'.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:55:45 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 04, 2007, 10:49:57 AM

I'd get the Shadow to commit suicide by PMing him, saying I no longer will be selling soiled posing trunks to interested 'fans'.

hahahaha

benchmstr · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2007, 10:57:25 AM »

i would kill myself

chainsaw · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2007, 11:09:46 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on January 04, 2007, 10:09:51 AM

how many hours of flight time do you have

Just became a pilot this year, only 150/hr but building. Damn planes are expensive to rent. Buying one this may though.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2007, 11:53:58 AM »

Take a 8 lb dump in the corner of Planet Fitness....

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2007, 11:55:58 AM »

i'd go workout in the UMCP fratboy gym..ritchie coloseum <sp?>

dizzleman06 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:05:16 PM »

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 04, 2007, 11:53:58 AM

Take a 8 lb dump in the corner of Planet Fitness....

you couldn't...no grunting allowed, sorry!

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2007, 03:08:38 PM »

Quote from: dizzleman06 on January 04, 2007, 03:05:16 PM

you couldn't...no grunting allowed, sorry!

haha clever.

Author Topic: What would YOU DO if you WERE JAY CUTLER FOR A DAY? (Read 4878 times)

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