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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2009, 04:19:55 AM »
hmmm... why did i even click this thread?? :-\

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2009, 04:26:40 AM »
One of the funniest threads ever! Great advices all teh way great advices ;D

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #52 on: November 11, 2009, 04:33:00 AM »
burn them with a lighter.

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2009, 05:07:19 AM »
One of the funniest threads ever! Great advices all teh way great advices ;D

Be careful. Someone here might give you wrong "advices"  :-\


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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2009, 05:15:32 AM »
I usually have Sebastian / Winged Lion do it on me. But I have a problem, because he keeps fingering my asshole even though I tell him not to  >:(
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2009, 05:40:19 AM »


Just rub your ass with water and shave with the above. Works like a charm. ;)
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2009, 05:55:30 AM »
grab a handfull of it and pull. 

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 AM »
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.


easy.
1. wait until the steam room in the gym is completely empty. not during peak hours.
2.  Gillette Fusion razor. 
3.  bring a towel to sit on.  let yourself get completely steamed up and wet.
4.  lie back on the towel; legs up. one hand pulls a butt check back and the other uses the razor to
     shave.
5.  trade hands; do the other butt cheek.

Easy, no mess, no fuss, no shave cream.  takes about 15 seconds from start to finish.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2009, 06:29:43 AM »

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2009, 06:33:51 AM »
real men dont shave.

anywhere.

ever.

hope this helps.

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #60 on: November 11, 2009, 10:25:45 AM »
do you leave skid marks wherever you sit?haha like a mangey dog or cat with shit stuck all over their asses- your wife is right- it starts to stink after a while- wash your freakin ass

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #61 on: November 11, 2009, 10:38:17 AM »
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.


Get rid of your wife and move in with Bay

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #62 on: November 11, 2009, 10:39:50 AM »
you have to "feel it out"

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2009, 11:45:10 AM »
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.


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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2009, 12:06:17 PM »
I usually have Sebastian / Winged Lion do it on me. But I have a problem, because he keeps fingering my asshole even though I tell him not to  >:(

Are you sure it's his finger?

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2009, 12:39:00 PM »
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

                 sit in a tub of sulphuric acid, problem solved. just kidding of course, but it will solve your problems.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2009, 12:41:19 PM »
Get rid of your wife and move in with Bay
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2009, 01:06:49 PM »
ask Goink, he is supposedly very hairy down there  :D

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2009, 03:25:12 PM »
duct tape
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2009, 11:25:26 PM »
JUST PACK YOUR CRACK WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND LET YOUR GO TO TOWN  ;D
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