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Rich Gainihger

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how do you shave your glutes
« on: January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM »
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 08:55:14 PM »
nair it
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 08:57:43 PM »
haha :o
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 08:58:02 PM »
sit in a recliner naked. pull one leg up towards your face...reach in between your legs and down....pull you sack up; shave asshole. repeat on other side.

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 08:58:45 PM »
Buy a Philips Bodygroom shaver or something.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 08:59:09 PM »
very carefully.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 09:02:14 PM »
Just get it waxed once a month.
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Rich Gainihger

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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM »
Quote from: LoveTheSport on January 04, 2007, 09:02:14 PM
Just get it waxed once a month.

isn't that gay?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 09:12:43 PM »
Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.

Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
isn't that gay?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2007, 09:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
isn't that gay?

Just because it's called 'waxing' doesn't mean it's for females only. Did you know females shave their legs and 'other' areas? I guess that makes shaving gay, according to your rationale. Did you know they also eat food?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2007, 09:32:03 PM »
lighter?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2007, 09:34:17 PM »
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2007, 10:31:07 PM »
why is your wife sniffing your butt? what is she doing down there?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2007, 10:34:01 PM »
she's tossing his salad!
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2007, 10:37:21 PM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on January 04, 2007, 10:31:07 PM
why is your wife sniffing your butt? what is she doing down there?
Quote from: Bodies on January 04, 2007, 10:34:01 PM
she's tossing his salad!
isn't that gay?
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2007, 10:38:17 PM »
I need to shave my ass actually, gotten kind of hairy down on the ol' cheeks. Just thought I would let everyone know.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2007, 11:16:16 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 04, 2007, 10:38:17 PM
I need to shave my ass actually, gotten kind of hairy down on the ol' cheeks. Just thought I would let everyone know.

HAHA Im sure the semen stuck in there from your negro window cleaner may make that more difficult hahaha
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2007, 01:13:15 AM »
cover a bike saddle in Nair. Sit down and wiggle a bit. Stand up violently.
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2007, 05:47:17 AM »
do you leave skid marks wherever you sit?haha like a mangey dog or cat with shit stuck all over their asses- your wife is right- it starts to stink after a while- wash your freakin ass
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2007, 05:54:07 AM »
dude..take a bath and clean your ass for crying out loud...it's not the hair making your ass stink it's the leftover dingleberries..
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2007, 05:56:50 AM »
Quote from: rockyfortune on January 05, 2007, 05:54:07 AM
dude..take a bath and clean your ass for crying out loud...it's not the hair making your ass stink it's the leftover dingleberries..
haha  sounds like an Al Bundy quote" Peg, it's not the clothes that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat"!!!@
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2007, 06:09:32 AM »
Call Alexxx
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2007, 06:11:07 AM »
Mach 3 turbo blades.

PB
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2007, 06:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 04, 2007, 08:54:38 PM
I want to get rid of the hair around my asshole. it's really bushy and my wife tells me my butt smells.


make your wife shave your rectum
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Re: how do you shave your glutes
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2007, 06:36:59 AM »
Quote from: LoveTheSport on January 04, 2007, 09:17:50 PM
Just because it's called 'waxing' doesn't mean it's for females only. Did you know females shave their legs and 'other' areas? I guess that makes shaving gay, according to your rationale. Did you know they also eat food?

how long have you loved the penis 'lovethesport'?
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