Tipping

[mahg]

So here's the deal. I have decided that from 2007, I will not tip anyone for anything. Darn it, it's your employer's responsibility to pay you, not mine. Why should I tip people? They should be happy cuz you they have a job because of clients like me. They should be the ones grateful to me not the other way around. And if they don't make enough money, why is that my fault? That's between them and their boss. I am sick of these people that have this entitlement complex that think you owe them a living. Why should I get poorer because some guy wants a handout?

[Tapeworm]

I usually kick the waiter in the nuts when I leave a restaurant.

[gordiano]

So here's the deal. I have decided that from 2007, I will not tip anyone for anything. Darn it, it's your employer's responsibility to pay you, not mine. Why should I tip people? They should be happy cuz you they have a job because of clients like me. They should be the ones grateful to me not the other way around. And if they don't make enough money, why is that my fault? That's between them and their boss. I am sick of these people that have this entitlement complex that think you owe them a living. Why should I get poorer because some ass wants a handout?

You know, I'm a good tipper. I usually leave at least 20%. Average is probably 25%. Thing is, I'm getting sick and tired of receiving sub-par service, everywhere I go.


So the other day, I just gave this bitch a buck. If that doesn't give her a hint, then there is no hope for her.

[Croatch]

Agreed.  Unless I get good service next time I'm out, I'm leaving a dollar as well.  Getbig.com...changing the world one post at time.

[D-bol]

I usually kick the waiter in the nuts when I leave a restaurant.

LMAO!

[gordiano]

Agreed.  Unless I get good service next time I'm out, I'm leaving a dollar as well.  Getbig.com...changing the world one post at time.

Honestly, I have no problem tipping.


But enough is enough. Service has gone to shit. I swear, nobody greets you anymore, nobody refills your drink, can't get your shit right.......fuck.


Also, when I go out to eat, I ask for extra beef, chicken, etc., and they look at me like I'm nuts or like it's hard work for them. Then, they tell me, "you know, I have to charge you extra." No shit, I figured that. Just add it to the check dumbass.    Let me see if I have enough food stamps....

All I'm saying is, earn your fuckign tips. I don't care for extra attention, just good service, which is in your job description. I'm VERY easy to please.

[D-bol]

I tip if I like the service from the waiter and if he doesn't stare at my wife's boobs.

[gordiano]

Agreed.  Unless I get good service next time I'm out, I'm leaving a dollar as well.  Getbig.com...changing the world one post at time.

You know, I have a buddy who just leaves a penny, when he gets bad service. Technically he tips.......

[gordiano]

I tip if I like the service from the waiter and if he doesn't stare at my wife's boobs.

Nothing wrong with checking out the boobs. Take it as a compliment. Face it, if your woman was a pig, nobody would be checking her out.

[TheAnimal]

gordiano - would you consider tipping to be a sport?

professional sports athletes like Phil Heath

[D-bol]

Nothing wrong with checking out the boobs. Take it as a compliment. Face it, if your woman was a pig, nobody would be checking her out.

i know bro...i dont take offence at people checking out my wife, I just think that when serving someone in a nice restaurant the waiter should be well mannered, not a perv...

sometimes they spend so much energy tryin to impress your woman w/ jokes or some shit that they forget to bring you the right meal...just the other day the mofo was so busy making good impression on my sister-in-law that he brought me a crab maki instead of a tuna one...

[gordiano]

i know bro...i dont take offence at people checking out my wife, I just think that when serving someone in a nice restaurant the waiter should be well mannered, not a perv...

sometimes they spend so much energy tryin to impress your woman w/ jokes or some shit that they forget to bring you the right meal...just the other day the mofo was so busy making good impression on my sister-in-law that he brought me a crab maki instead of a tuna one...

I got ya.

Yeah, I've had that "waiter". The fuckign nerve. 

[gordiano]

gordiano - would you consider tipping to be a sport?

Cow tipping?




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Yes!

[hangclean]

The problem is that if there was no tipping in restaraunts there would be no restaraunts because no one would want to work the front of the house at one.  Beleive me, if you think the service is bad where you go, just imagine if the waiter were just working for minimum wage.  Then what?

[bigkubby]

The problem is that if there was no tipping in restaraunts there would be no restaraunts because no one would want to work the front of the house at one.  Beleive me, if you think the service is bad where you go, just imagine if the waiter were just working for minimum wage.  Then what?

ill  show the waitress my dick and sack.t :-*hats good enough because i know shes been curious ever since i walk in the restraunt?que no

[mahg]

ill  show the waitress my dick and sack.t :-*hats good enough because i know shes been curious ever since i walk in the restraunt?que no

 

[Bluto]

Still Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four
fours
Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four fours
Pimping
four hoes and I'm packing four fours

[MikeThaMachine]

Honestly, I have no problem tipping.


But enough is enough. Service has gone to shit. I swear, nobody greets you anymore, nobody refills your drink, can't get your shit right.......f**k.


Also, when I go out to eat, I ask for extra beef, chicken, etc., and they look at me like I'm nuts or like it's hard work for them. Then, they tell me, "you know, I have to charge you extra." No shit, I figured that. Just add it to the check dumbass.    Let me see if I have enough food stamps....

All I'm saying is, earn your fuckign tips. I don't care for extra attention, just good service, which is in your job description. I'm VERY easy to please.

Every try to order an omelet with like only a few whole eggs and lots of whites, everytime I have every done that I have gotten weird/confused looks. Like you said I fuckin know I will have to pay for each egg uh duh bitch just get my god damn food or should I go in the back and tell the cook myself or is it really such a hard task that you deserve a tip cause not any mere mortal can write what they want on a piece of paper and hand it to someone else to make.

[grab an umbrella]

Where the hell are you guys going to eat...back when i used to work in a restaurant i wud do anything for my tables...although my coworkers sound like the ppl you guys are talking about...

[dovidov]

Still Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four
fours
Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours wrapped in four fours
Pimping
four hoes and I'm packing four fours

Que pasa??

[MikeThaMachine]

Que pasa??

It's Mike Jones!!!

[dovidov]

It's Mike Jones!!!

OK, que pasa again??

[rockyfortune]

I worked in a bigtime Center City philadelphia restaurant back in the day and those rich f**kers are the cheapest MF'ers around...most would leave small change with a few dollar bills for tips...the waiters would get pissed and stiff the busboys who basically did all the work...15-20% should be the norm but i agree anymore service sucks moose d**k.

[MikeThaMachine]

I worked in a bigtime Center City philadelphia restaurant back in the day and those rich f**kers are the cheapest MF'ers around...most would leave small change with a few dollar bills for tips...the waiters would get pissed and stiff the busboys who basically did all the work...15-20% should be the norm but i agree anymore service sucks moose d**k.

Why moose and not elk or donkey

[Stark]

Another one who saw Reservoir Dogs recently