Why were you looking at his balls? I never noticed 
There was at least 3 threads devoted to vinces balls hanging out of either side of his trunks at whatever contest he did.
Bluto keeps a copy under his bed because hes such a penis puffing gayboy, he also thinks peter crouch is a better footballer than ronaldo.
Actually talking of bluto, he makes out hes some kind of mass monster but i have it on VERY good authority hes about 50 years old with no job, totally out of shape and has been known to proposition bodybuilders at local shows in his area, he was described to me as being truly disgusting, hes also one of Derek Anthonys biggest fans.
I really feel for you old man
