Author Topic: steven seagal vs clint eastwood (Read 4879 times)

Bluto · « **on:** January 06, 2007, 05:58:05 PM »

discuss

amoney86 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2007, 05:59:45 PM »

is this a joke? Eastwood is a legend one of the original bad ass's. Seagal is a fat shit and can't act at all.

Bluto · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:00:37 PM »

Quote from: amoney86 on January 06, 2007, 05:59:45 PM

is this a joke? Eastwood is a legend one of the original bad ass's. Seagal is a fat shit and can't act at all.

bro would won in a fight
bare knuckel fight bro
BARE KNUCKLE
barroom
fight
behind the bar kinda fight bro
WHO'D IT BE

steven seagal
or clint easwood

davidpaul · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:01:11 PM »

I am, insluted by the thread,

Clint in - High Plains Drifter/Pale Rider/The good the bad and the ugly would destroy any steven seagal incarnation,

even seagals slik shirt wearing cop "Gino"

corinth · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:01:32 PM »

All Clint Eastwood would have to do is look at Seagal and he'd piss himself.

Clint is the man.

"It's a hell of a thing killin a man.....you take away everything he's got...and everything he's gonna have."

Frauhorn · « **Reply #5 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:01:56 PM »

not worth discussing.
Clint > everyone

Karl Kox · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:02:52 PM »

Clint of cours.

Clint Vrs. John Wayen ?

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:02:52 PM »

oh yeah
what makes you so sure

i think you guys seen too many movies, you know clint east isnt all that bad in real life where as steven seagal is even badder in real life!!!!!
word to your mother

Karl Kox · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:08:04 PM »

or a battle Royal with......

Clint, The Duke, Sam Elliot, Walker Texas Ranger, Robert Duvall, Wilferd Brimley, and Tom Sellick.

Karl Kox · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:09:05 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 06:02:52 PM

oh yeah
what makes you so sure

i think you guys seen too many movies, you know clint east isnt all that bad in real life where as steven seagal is even badder in real life!!!!!
word to your mother

word

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:10:16 PM »

are you kiddin me clint eastwood shits nails he would kill segal

Bluto · « **Reply #11 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:17:50 PM »

torquemada · « **Reply #12 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:19:45 PM »

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #13 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:20:40 PM »

Quote from: torquemada on January 06, 2007, 06:19:45 PM

hahahah that boy wont be winning the oscar for best actor thats for sure

Bluto · « **Reply #14 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:27:14 PM »

i'd take a steven seagal movie over most oscar movies

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:28:11 PM »

hey id take an good martial arts flick over an oscar flick too

Kwon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:29:19 PM »

The Clint from Heartbreak Ridge or the Clint from Good,Bad,Ugly?

Heartbreak version had more physical training but GBU-version was younger of course.

The Seagal from Nico / Under Siege (younger and better shape) or the Seagal from Belly of the Beast? (Fat)

Would the fight be in a poolhall where you were allowed to improvise with cuesticks/cueballs having a bunch of italians as audience etc?

Or is it a bareknucklefight in a barn then escalating to the streets with an orangutang and rich millionaires from Texas as audience?

danielson · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2007, 06:58:16 PM »

Seagal would kill him. It's about time these threads are back

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:16:17 PM »

this is absurd, segal would absolutely destroy clint eastwood and all those other little gay cowboys for that matter, john wayne included, segal would break every bone in his body.

Kwon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 06, 2007, 07:25:23 PM »

Well, truth to be told, Seagal is an accomplished Martial Artist and knows how to fight, but if Clint can bring his metalplate under his poncho and some pistols, it might be a closer match than one can expect.

"Hope this helps"

dovidov · « **Reply #20 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:09:42 PM »

Clint still runs 6 miles /day

beatmaster · « **Reply #21 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:19:11 PM »

clint's cardio is probably better, to win a fight i think steven could win but can't run of course

i think clint's movies are better, did someone saw the last 4 or 5 last movies (dvd) of steven, man the guy su*ks baddly and look bad too, also a wig........

danielson · « **Reply #22 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:22:55 PM »

Quote from: dovidov on January 06, 2007, 09:09:42 PM

Clint still runs 6 miles /day

5 is better imo.

Kwon · « **Reply #23 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:53:10 PM »

Clearly Clint has a better shape and cardio these days, but he'd better avoid getting caught in a wristlock!

Either way, these two blokes are too old for a real competitive fight.

Now CC vs Arlovski, that's an entertaining fight worth looking forward to.

the shadow · « **Reply #24 on:** January 06, 2007, 11:57:55 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 06, 2007, 07:16:17 PM

this is absurd, segal would absolutely destroy clint eastwood and all those other little gay cowboys for that matter, john wayne included, segal would break every bone in his body.

correct..segal would pwn clint under 10 seconds