What is the funniest thing you've seen in the gym lately????

[The Squadfather]

i'll start, there is this guy 37 years old, decent sized but nothing big who claims to do DC training so the other day we're starting our chest workout at around the same time and he's about ready to start his main work set with the rest pause on the flat barbell bench with a massive 235, he asks me if i can spot him and i say OK, so he sits on the bench and takes a good 3 minutes slapping himself in the head and muttering crazy shit to himself before getting an amazing 7 reps on the first go round, then racks it, takes it out again and gets a huge 3 reps, racks it, takes it out for the last time and gets 2 reps and putrs it back, then he moves on to barbell inclines with 185 which you aren't supposed to do, you're only supposed to do the one basic movement for chest and then do the "extreme stretching", hahahaha, what a clown.

[kiwiol]

Saw a skinny little 110 lb Asian guy doing a little bit of dancing and starjumping in the middle of all the equipment  after which he did something I've never seen before in my life - he gets on the assisted chin-up machine after choosing a weight and rather than use that to do pull ups, braced his arms against the handles at the top and using his feet, pushed the foot rests up and down for about 8 - 10 reps! Yep, the f*cking retard did vertical, leg presses on the chin up machine. After a couple of sets of these, he did some shadow boxing for a few minutes before moving onto the cardio room

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

i'll start, there is this guy 37 years old, decent sized but nothing big who claims to do DC training so the other day we're starting our chest workout at around the same time and he's about ready to start his main work set with the rest pause on the flat barbell bench with a massive 235, he asks me if i can spot him and i say OK, so he sits on the bench and takes a good 3 minutes slapping himself in the head and muttering crazy shit to himself before getting an amazing 7 reps on the first go round, then racks it, takes it out again and gets a huge 3 reps, racks it, takes it out for the last time and gets 2 reps and putrs it back, then he moves on to barbell inclines with 185 which you aren't supposed to do, you're only supposed to do the one basic movement for chest and then do the "extreme stretching", hahahaha, what a clown.

I witnessed you walking out of the tanning bed room fresh after sucking off a 20 year old kid with frosted hair. hahahaha!

monster faggotry!

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

any of the blobs with their new years resolutions waddling around the gym makes me laugh

Most of their workout consists of refilling their glass with orange juice the fat girls


ta ta

[kiwiol]

any of the blobs with their new years resolutions waddling around the gym makes me laugh

Hahahahahaha this is very true. I just had all these 120 lb warriors and some other fat f*cks approach me at work with a very serious expression on their faces saying, "Look Bro, I'm not going to waste any time this year - I'm dead serious about the gym. I need you to tell me what I need to eat and whether I need to cycle Creatine or load it etc etc" Hahahahahaha you should see the look on their faces when rather than give them a serious reply, I always tell the skinny ones, "What for mate? Girls like guys who weigh about 110 lbs and look queer, I mean, metrosexual" and the fat ones, "What for mate? Guys shouldn't have to worry about how they look. You obviously haven't worried about it much until now. Just eat what you want - we're all going to die someday anyway".

[Saxon]

Guy standing on a big Swiss ball inside cable crossover station trying to squat and do cable cross-overs at the same time, shamefully, he is (or rather was) a friend of mine 

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Guy standing on a big Swiss ball inside cable crossover station trying to squat and do cable cross-overs at the same time, shamefully, he is (or rather was) a friend of mine 

hahaha good grief the lengths people go to, if the swiss ball gets put into the free weight area at my gym it normally gets booted out of there within a minute, one guy genuinely kicks it as if its his worst enemy funny as fuck

ta ta

[Farkenell]

any of the blobs with their new years resolutions waddling around the gym makes me laugh

Most of their workout consists of refilling their glass with orange juice the fat girls


ta ta

Yup, its holidays and summer time here, so all these "get fit for summer" pricks are everywhere.. getting in the way doing their half reps and chest and arms workout every 2nd day.

There's two oldish dudes, one wears rigger gloves that do drop sets on the incline bench, the do 10 reps 1/8th range of motion, then drop down to 60kg and do quarter reps.

Im recovering from surgery, so Im taking it easy in the gym, and watching what people do and if I had a dollar for everytime I thought "What the f**k is he/she doing" I'd have a healthy wallet

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

hahaha good grief the lengths people go to, if the swiss ball gets put into the free weight area at my gym it normally gets booted out of there within a minute, one guy genuinely kicks it as if its his worst enemy funny as f**k

ta ta

I was watching a TV interview with Elton John and he said "ta ta" as well. Are you a renowned pole smuggler like Elton also?

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

I was watching a TV interview with Elton John and he said "ta ta" as well. Are you a renowned pole smuggler like Elton also?

Yes


ta ta

[kiwiol]

I was watching a TV interview with Elton John and he said "ta ta" as well. Are you a renowned pole smuggler like Elton also?

Why, do you feel like chugging some english cock for a change to give you a break from those of the Jamaican variety you smoke on an hourly basis?

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Yup, its holidays and summer time here, so all these "get fit for summer" pricks are everywhere.. getting in the way doing their half reps and chest and arms workout every 2nd day.

There's two oldish dudes, one wears rigger gloves that do drop sets on the incline bench, the do 10 reps 1/8th range of motion, then drop down to 60kg and do quarter reps.

Im recovering from surgery, so Im taking it easy in the gym, and watching what people do and if I had a dollar for everytime I thought "What the f**k is he/she doing" I'd have a healthy wallet

When I went in the other day I had to wait for the Squat rack while this skinny bastard worked up to a 20kg 
work set and I was thinking oh jesus how much longer do I have to wait but luckily the fag was exhausted afterwards and fucked off ahahaha

These people should have a little section called "pussies and fatties" and they should be out of the way for serious trainers 


ta ta

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Yes


ta ta

Right....appreciate your honesty. Hope you're using condoms while fucking man ass.

[kiwiol]

When I went in the other day I had to wait for the Squat rack while this skinny bastard worked up to a 20kg 
work set and I was thinking oh jesus how much longer do I have to wait but luckily the fag was exhausted afterwards and fucked off ahahaha

These people should have a little section called "pussies and fatties" and they should be out of the way for serious trainers 


ta ta

Did you say "Hi UpinthemGuts"?

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Why, do you feel like chugging some english cock for a change to give you a break from those of the Jamaican variety you smoke on an hourly basis?

Monster delusional shadow projecting!

[kiwiol]

Monster delusional shadow projecting!

Epic trying to deny your obvious cock lust

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Did you say "Hi UpinthemGuts"?

I did not want to disturb him he was trying to edge the cambered bar into his ass in the corner let him to it.


ta ta

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Epic trying to deny your obvious cock lust

monster previous post ownage from me and deliberate attempt to save face by you!

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

I did not want to disturb him he was trying to edge the cambered bar into his ass in the corner let him to it.


ta ta

I got it now!  You're obsessed with homosexuality!

[kiwiol]

monster previous post ownage from me and deliberate attempt to save face by you!

Speaking of 'face' have you wiped your dad's jizz off yours yet?

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

I got it now!  You're obsessed with homosexuality!

yes


ta ta

[the shadow]

I got it now!  You're obsessed with homosexuality!

dickinyourguts why don't you just shut up..the squad is ripping you a new asshole right now..

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Speaking of 'face' have you wiped your dad's jizz off yours yet?

Epic attempt of changing topic because of previous verbal bitch slapping.

[kiwiol]

dickinyourguts why don't you just shut up..the squad is ripping you a new asshole right now..

That would be a good thing for him cause it would be one more place in which he could get another guy to insert his cock in, not to mention his original one's so worn out it's become the 'hotdog down the hallway' situation hahahahaha

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

dickinyourguts why don't you just shut up..the squad is ripping you a new asshole right now..

Whatever, virgin. Don't act like it's your choice either. No girl likes the smell of rank curry.

India sucks by the way.....have a nice day!