Which ones? i thought you said you havent got any belts in any martial arts/ you were obviously not very good at it eh 
Your a joke, i like laughing at you.
belts are mostly for traditional arts that most of the time has no place in mma. muay thai, wrestling etc dont have belts.
hope this helps.
this is not news. ive talked about my mma background before. ive been on the mma board of getbig since day 1. and on getbig for over 2 years.