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Your chinese sign
« on: January 08, 2007, 03:07:51 PM »
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm


i ws born  1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 04:58:15 PM »
The Earth Tiger

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 04:59:55 PM »
Fire Tiger. Ironically, some of what that says actually holds true.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 06:58:50 PM »
wood rabbit

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 07:20:50 PM »
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 07:24:00 PM »

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 07:24:31 PM »
Rat   :)
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 07:45:44 PM »
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm


i ws born  1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..

I am a water tiger (splash --- grrrrrrrrr)

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 08:17:16 PM »
I am a water tiger (splash --- grrrrrrrrr)

i like a challange.
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 10:02:26 PM »
I'm a water rat.
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 03:28:48 AM »
Mike and I are both:

WATER RABBITS

Rabbit people love to play under the moonlight. Quite fanciful, they respond to the power and beauty of nature and are always being pulled one way and the other to examine what they find. They are the luckiest of all twelve signs! But, it's more a result of "the harder I work, the luckier I get" than taking crazy chances. They are cautious, conservative, bright, and have a good head for business. Supremely pleasant to have around, these affectionate, naturally shy peacemakers seldom ever lose their temper. They sometimes appear to be singing the blues because of a natural but short-lived tendency towards despondency. Rabbits always inspire deep admiration and trust.

Ginger Soup and Ginger Noodles are among the keys to good health!!
 
High on a mountain bluff, the Water Rabbit enjoys the immensity of solitude. Like typical Rabbits, the Water Rabbit is quiet, but don't let this fool you. Water Rabbits are always STRONG silent types. Beneath the passive reserve lies a smoldering ember ready to enjoy life to the fullest extent possible. In solitude there is peace, spirit, nature, strength, music, and a strong philosophical current that keeps anchor in the soul of Water Rabbit. The Neon and Glitter People truly admire the Water Rabbits for their individuality, not unlike that of the lone rugged cowboy seen against jagged mountain peaks. Water Rabbits make friends easily, but have a tendency to be too trusting. Gullibility is not a safe trait to have! Water Rabbits are happy to find creative outlets through their very fulfilling careers. Their determination to rise to the top makes them well regarded in their fields. When it comes to making money, it's "easy come, easy go" - money just slips through their fingers and Rabbits gasp with bewilderment, "Where did it go?" Time to find a good financial advisor. "Easy come, easy go" is also the mantra of their love lives. Falling in love too easily leads to heartbreak. Once they learn to hold back and find true love, they throw away romantic interludes for love everlasting.
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 03:40:20 AM »
Earth horse, I knew it!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 03:49:21 AM »
you're 9?

Oops....LMAO...

Fire Tiger!

In defence of my stupidity...mine is above the one I said first? And I read the info in the right one... :-\

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 04:34:23 AM »
Wood Rat.

Like most starsigns, some of it holds true, some not.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 04:37:44 AM »
Wood Rat.

Like most starsigns, some of it holds true, some not.

Yes that's why they always contain a lot of information, there's always something that makes you go 'Hey, that's true, incredible!'.
Besides, they contain lots of general statements, and refer to incidents that almost anyone will encounter in their life.

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2007, 04:46:13 AM »
Fire Snake, and to top it off, I have always had an affinity towards snakes. When I was younger I had snake books galore. Favorite was the black Mamba (cause it is the fastest snake).

And I ways like warm fires in the fireplace..there is nothing like going to sleep as a child near a hearth. 

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2007, 05:03:17 AM »
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm


i ws born  1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..
I was born in 1974 and that makes me a tiger....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr!!!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2007, 08:47:28 AM »
Mike and I are both:

WATER RABBITS



from the description yall seem like the kinda folks that one would go on holiday with...

chilled..relaxed..and having that effect on others..
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2007, 08:48:32 AM »
. Favorite was the black Mamba (cause it is the fastest snake).



if i'm right..the black mamba has no anti venom yet...
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2007, 08:57:34 AM »
http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/dragon/person.asp

some of this is uncomfortably true..
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2007, 09:41:28 AM »
i'm a freakin "water dog"!!!  while i fit the description to a "T"...couldn't they come up with a better name!  I wanna be a tiger or a linx or something cool!!  >:(

Bob is a "wood snake"  hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2007, 10:11:14 AM »
I'm a monkey, which is funny.

I never meet any dragons or rats or dogs in real life and they are my compatible signs.


I've been doing this chinese horrorscope thing for years and years.  It almost makes sense that the people born in the same year as you (or every 12 years) are compatible. 
All the reading does read right.

My perfect man is a Scorpio Dragon.


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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2007, 10:11:47 AM »


Bob is a "wood snake"  hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

sharks r an endangered species..

soo no shark fin soup though  >:(


besides..when i ws young..i had it once in paki...its fucking disgusting..tastes like yak sperm...bleh.. >:(
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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2007, 10:25:26 AM »
i'm a freakin "water dog"!!!  while i fit the description to a "T"...couldn't they come up with a better name!  I wanna be a tiger or a linx or something cool!!  >:(

Bob is a "wood snake"  hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


I didn't like being a monkey till I read about it.

I'll find the book shortly and quote some bits.



Tigers are another of the better chinese signs, but the one I (since it's completely opposite to me) must stay away from.  Although I can get along with them just fine.

Provided you are not Scorpio in the Western signs?

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Re: Your chinese sign
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2007, 10:28:08 AM »
I cannot be the only monkey?

Come on, monkeys, out yourselves!







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