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MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« on: January 09, 2007, 11:33:26 PM »
"Jeffrey Jordan is a senior and one of the leaders at Loyola Academy. His brother Marcus is a sophomore.
Of course, the next Jordans make Laney High School MJ of 1981 look like a No. 2 pencil. Their arms are so muscled that they need building permits for their biceps. Their shoulders are as wide as two bleachers seats, and their legs have that lean, athletic look that says, "I can run till you drop."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=2719814



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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2007, 11:35:49 PM »
looks kind of average too me. :-\

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 11:36:12 PM »
hahahahahaha

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 11:44:08 PM »
ya jordan married a lazy heffer.  Should have had the good sense to mate a track star

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 11:54:31 PM »
ya jordan married a lazy heffer.  Should have had the good sense to mate a track star

By the sounds of it he spread his seed to every state in the US so im sure some Genetic freaks will turn up.Little Known fact No1, when Jordan was playing for the Bulls and Janet Jackson was in town they would always "meet up" after the game.

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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 11:58:21 PM »
look less than average to me.

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2007, 02:43:13 AM »
since when do you need to be build like a bb to have success in the NBA?
The reverse is the opposite I would assume :)

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2007, 02:53:29 AM »
since when do you need to be build like a bb to have success in the NBA?
The reverse is the opposite I would assume :)

Wouldn't having a wider (not necessarily 50lbs heavier) and stronger frame help you in a semi contact sport, where half the game is spent holding someone at arms length, and the other half pushing/dodging your way to the basket?

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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 03:30:19 AM »
the pressure on these kids is enourmos...imagine the biggest most successful icon being your dad, your ultimate role model...i hope they hold up...because they are NOT their dad...mark my words...THE MOST COMPETITIVE HUMAN BEING EVER BORN. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 03:37:43 AM »
Wouldn't having a wider (not necessarily 50lbs heavier) and stronger frame help you in a semi contact sport, where half the game is spent holding someone at arms length, and the other half pushing/dodging your way to the basket?

Read my post please... I said bodybuilding physique.

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2007, 03:55:30 AM »
It's all about what you relate to.

Compared with a normal untrained individual = Big and Muscular.

Compared to a pro-bb like Ruhl = Not so big and muscular anymore.

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2007, 07:20:50 AM »
brutal 11 inch arms and 18 inch legs.

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2007, 07:48:38 AM »
Can you imagine being compared to your father, possibly the greatest basketball player to have ever lived? Talk about pressure of living up to your fathers reputation!

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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2007, 01:42:33 PM »
i hung out with jordan one time.  and by hung out i mean i was recruited by the dude working at our college gym to do last minute security for him when he came to our school. so a few of us walked around with him when he came to visit.  he's pretty cool.   6'4" 205-210 max.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2007, 01:52:38 PM »
Can they dunk?
I am a mini beast

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2007, 01:58:41 PM »

he looks average to me, whats the big deal?
are you delusional?

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2007, 02:00:05 PM »
he looks average to me, whats the big deal?

He has those long, lean legs.  That's the big deal.
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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2007, 02:12:04 PM »
By the sounds of it he spread his seed to every state in the US so im sure some Genetic freaks will turn up.Little Known fact No1, when Jordan was playing for the Bulls and Janet Jackson was in town they would always "meet up" after the game.

Oh yes, I'm sorry to say it but there are probably lots of little Jordan's & Magic's running around out there. I love watching Jordan's videos like Come Fly With Me and it portrays him as such a wholesome shit don't stink kind of guy who loves his family and loves kids yet was banging porn stars and had massive gambling debts. Next to Wilt, Larry & Magic he's the best to ever play and it's such a shame he was an arsehole to his wife & kids.

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2007, 02:35:26 PM »
the pressure on these kids is enourmos...imagine the biggest most successful icon being your dad, your ultimate role model...i hope they hold up...because they are NOT their dad...mark my words...THE MOST COMPETITIVE HUMAN BEING EVER BORN. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2007, 03:43:47 PM »
i hung out with jordan one time.  and by hung out i mean i was recruited by the dude working at our college gym to do last minute security for him when he came to our school. so a few of us walked around with him when he came to visit.  he's pretty cool.   6'4" 205-210 max.

Every report ive ever seen has him at a legit 6'6

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2007, 03:48:31 PM »
Oh yes, I'm sorry to say it but there are probably lots of little Jordan's & Magic's running around out there. I love watching Jordan's videos like Come Fly With Me and it portrays him as such a wholesome shit don't stink kind of guy who loves his family and loves kids yet was banging porn stars and had massive gambling debts. Next to Wilt, Larry & Magic he's the best to ever play and it's such a shame he was an arsehole to his wife & kids.

SERGIO!!!!

Wilt was the biggest scumbag around. He's claimed to have slept with over 30,000 women but I highly doubt it was that high.

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2007, 03:53:53 PM »
Oh yes, I'm sorry to say it but there are probably lots of little Jordan's & Magic's running around out there. I love watching Jordan's videos like Come Fly With Me and it portrays him as such a wholesome shit don't stink kind of guy who loves his family and loves kids yet was banging porn stars and had massive gambling debts. Next to Wilt, Larry & Magic he's the best to ever play and it's such a shame he was an arsehole to his wife & kids.

SERGIO!!!!

What porno chicks!!??. I bet his gambling started like, "Hey, Pippen $1,000 and Testarossa, that I can hit Dominque Simone, without paying for it."

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2007, 03:56:52 PM »
Every report ive ever seen has him at a legit 6'6

no chance, i know he's exactly 6'4"
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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2007, 03:58:05 PM »
125lbs tops!

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Re: MICHAEL JORDANS SON IS A BEAST!
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2007, 04:31:16 PM »
no chance, i know he's exactly 6'4"

I can find you 10,000 links that all say he's 6'6, his hands are nearly a foot long too.