wow dude if you really mean that you need to get a life
I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho.
You know what I mean.
if this were true, the least you could do is let your roomie have some of it too, if shes that much of a ho that she would just f**k you like that then you know fo sho that she would be down for getting double teamed.
translation=you're just like the roommate.
gayer than anal sex with "buffgoddess"
My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though A