Dearest Getbiggers, Getwiggers, and Getchiggers:
This illegal use of the trademark 'Blockhead' is scandalous, libelous, and demetrius. It is a violation of morality, nobility, and felicity. This is an egregious, outrageous, and regis philbonius act that demands an immediate, impending, and immendous response. Without further delay, derision, or debarge, my firm will be filing a summons, subpoena, and subsandwich against these immoral, immolent, and immacculate evildoers who have violated, versimilituded, and vindicted Blockhead's rightful property.
Let all who disagree, digress, or diminish these words, find solace, solaciousness, and soulmates in the fact that this mockery, mickery, and muckery of an alleged gym will be closed down in the forthcoming, forthitudious, and forthhouseontheleft days.
Regards,
Byron Cheatum, Esq., PhD., & HiV+
Valedictorian, Salutatorian & Janitorian of the Johnnie Cochran School of Law
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
Attorneys for Cock, Block & Head Productions