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« on: January 10, 2007, 06:31:43 PM »

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out - Fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and give them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."
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I thawt I taw a twat!


« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 06:39:14 PM »

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 03:15:23 AM »

yeah we got fucking hammered
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 08:20:25 AM »

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out - Fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about His father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and give them lap dances. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say..."

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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 08:28:03 AM »

haaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 09:13:58 PM »

what is a chippy?Huh?
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