I never really had an opinion of him until he came to my gym.  Walked around like a bad-ass.  Serious Inaginary Lat Syndrome!
You should have said, "Lookout everyone, Timberlake is a BEAST!!"  I would have fell on the floor in laughter.  Then he would say, "Yeah, I get more ass in one day, than you will in a lifetime.  Oh, I also make more money in a week than you do in a year.  Oh, and I'm only 23."
I would have then said, "Owned!"