Right, most of us here cannot comprehend why those of you in the Third World can get so excited about something that's so boring.
You need more excitement in your lives.
And personally, I'd be more than happy to go watch 'Americanized' soccer (larger goals, more subs), meaning that the international game would benefit as well.
Get off your high horse American. The most civilised group of countries on Earth, with thousands of years of history, inventions, art, music and genius's is hardly third world. Let's not forget we created you.
The points made about there not being enough goals in football just says it all, and fulfils another American cliche.
Nothing compares to Italy beating Germany in the last minutes of a game with 2 great goals.
Nothing compares to sitting on the edge of your seat during an entertaining world cup final. NOTHING.