LMFAO!!! Now thats some funny shit right there......I don't care who you are....
Yeah, that's my life unfortunately. You do what you have to do, that's all.
I've always been lucky in that I never have required much sleep. Four hours a night and I'm fine. Sometimes it's less if I'm on call and doing trauma cases through the night--that's when things can really crash. On the weekends, assuming I'm off, then I stay in bed until 6am and get up at that time and train in my basement for about 2 hours. It works out great, because the kids know I'll be down there and they just come down and watch TV until I'm done. I have an awesome gym in my basement, totally stocked (I train at Gold's during the week).
This also gives my wife a chance to stay in bed late on the weekends. When she's well rested, things go just fine around the freaker's house
The lifting really has been my salvation all of these years. When I got into medical school I remember all of my friends, parents, etc saying that I'll have to finally give it up because school would be so tough. However, I solved that one by creating a first class gym in my med school's dorm. There was all this student activity money just laying around and there was nothing to spend it on. I got a hold of 2 large rooms down in the basement and amassed about $100,000 of equiptment over 4 years. Basically a blank check! Place was friggin' STACKED OUT. TK-Star, Polaris, free weights. We called it the "best kept secret on the East side." That's where I met bravo (occasional getbigger) and we would train 3 hours every day, balls-to-the wall. We were both juicing heavily at the time. I was around 250lbs at 5'9." Best of all, I lived 1 floor above the gym.
Same when I entered Residency. I joined a local gym (Mid City Gym in NYC) where I met some of the wildest people I've ever lifted with. WWF guys were there all the time, lot's of BBs. I continued lifting and eventually got up as high as 265lbs. Those were the days, man.
So here I am. 42 years old. Survived cancer. Still pumping. Still occasionally juicing. Loving life, loving lifting. I love my job. I love my family.
But I will tell you this--
lifting weights has been the common thread that has allowed me to keep it together all of these years. Sure, my friggin' joints hurt like hell! But I wouldn't trade it for the world.