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« on: January 14, 2007, 09:34:52 PM »
obvioulsy roids are not advisedfor teens.  btu if a teen was to do a cycle...what would be his best bet at it not damging him>?
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2007, 09:40:59 PM »
wtf kind of question is that ???

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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2007, 09:50:32 PM »
obvioulsy roids are not advisedfor teens.  btu if a teen was to do a cycle...what would be his best bet at it not damging him>?
Doesn't exist...sorry.

My advice, smack the guy in the face and tell him to get back to training and eating his ignorant butt off. If this guy is you, smack yourself.

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2007, 10:05:06 PM »
obvioulsy roids are not advisedfor teens.  btu if a teen was to do a cycle...what would be his best bet at it not damging him>?

  Candidate at your age you are a Testosterone machine. Take advantage of it.

 I almost  guarentee you you are not done growing yet. Awhile back my mother found my old high school letter jacket and showed it to me when I was there. It fit me fine when I was in school and I wore it about a year after I graduated. Just for the heck of it I put it on and the sleeves literally were halfway up my forearm. My waste size has only increased about an inch and a half since then (I am 32)but my arms are much longer.My point is they say gear can cause your growth plates to close early or something like that.I would agree with Arnold and slap yourself.No gear until age 24 or 25 at least.That's my opinion.

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2007, 10:27:14 PM »
it snotme guys...dont think i am that retarded.    a couple of my friends who lie to workout and are on the football team.   they asked me what they should take...and i told them i didnt have any idea..btu i would ask for them. i guessed they assumed i was laready on.        these guys are going to do a cycle no matter what....so its up to you guys to give me something unharmful to tell them. a=i already explained the harmful reprecussions of steroids at a young age...but they dont care.
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 02:37:42 AM »
. i guessed they assumed i was laready on.       


     HA HA HA ! ! LMFAO!! 

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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 03:02:25 AM »
well lets here some backround before we rag on this guy because their is a big diffrence between being 13 and being 18. I dont think anybody under the age 21 should be using any gear unless they are a high caliber athlete who may have some kind of Pro potential wether its in BB or football or pro baseball sometimes you need an edge. if your just some average gym rat then id say no. if its a diffrence in a possible scholorship I say yes. I do think there are a very small percentage of kids who are 18 and 19 who can handle  cycle.

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 03:15:04 AM »
candidate..go back and clown on the other boards...u are pathetic...

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 10:55:36 AM »
Doesn't exist...sorry.

My advice, smack the guy in the face and tell him to get back to training and eating his ignorant butt off. If this guy is you, smack yourself.

Agreed.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 11:14:34 AM »
hey,  i knew a guy who took a lot of test/dbol cycles in highschool and now he is a mess.  when your in your teens you got great test levels and by adding in extra shit, you throw off the biggest part of your life where your body is developing.  train hard and eat right and then think about it again when your 21.  just my opinion. 
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 11:14:55 AM »
Agreed.

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 11:19:36 AM »
Just tell them you don't know...

If they persist have them run 600mg deca alone for 12 weeks... ;D


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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 12:03:13 PM »
Just tell them you don't know...

If they persist have them run 600mg deca alone for 12 weeks... ;D


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okay...i dont know what that is. but i will tell them.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 12:05:56 PM »

     HA HA HA ! ! LMFAO!! 
ummmmmm     shut the fuck up hater.  im not lying.....dont be mad because everyone i meet thinks im on steroids...and no one even asks you if you workout.   i bet you wear bodybuilding.com shirts around all day just so people will know that you go to the gym.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 02:16:15 PM »
Tell them, that at their age...they are naturally on steroids...


If they are asking YOUR advice.....I assume, by the time they are done with high school....their hormones will be all messed up, and they will have a nice set of tits....

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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2007, 02:40:08 PM »
it snotme guys...dont think i am that retarded.    a couple of my friends who lie to workout and are on the football team.   they asked me what they should take...and i told them i didnt have any idea..btu i would ask for them. i guessed they assumed i was laready on.        these guys are going to do a cycle no matter what....so its up to you guys to give me something unharmful to tell them. a=i already explained the harmful reprecussions of steroids at a young age...but they dont care.


listen dipshit: who made you their personal steroid advisor? and< I doubt you are asking for anyone other than your stubborn self. But if you are really asking for "spme kids" you have nothing do gain from advising them. tell them to do their on freakin research
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2007, 03:03:32 PM »
Amen!

Have you guys noticed that these punks are allways "asking for a friend or cousin or something."
Not so long ago this 15-year old kid asked me if i could get dianabol for him and i said: "YOU need to gain at least 70lbs of musclemass, before iīll even talk to you about these things!"
Ok, get ready for this one: this teen age punk ass called me and went "hey i got a great idea! Why even train, i heard about this stuff called "SYNTHOL" and it gives you muscles without doing anything! So why even train, because i could just stay in home and inject all day long and then iīd get all the chicks!"
I said you must be even more retarded then i tell people you are, because thatīs about as stupid as i ever hoped to hear in my life and no donīt touch synthol because you end up killing youreself! Click...
Later i heard that the moron shopped around for it, but wasnīt able to get it...
Good for him.
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2007, 03:45:39 PM »
obvioulsy roids are not advisedfor teens.  btu if a teen was to do a cycle...what would be his best bet at it not damging him>?

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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2007, 03:53:00 PM »
I can see why Candidates friends thought he was "on".. keeping in mind the Colemanesque poundages he throws around in the gym..  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2007, 07:55:34 AM »
it snotme guys...dont think i am that retarded.    a couple of my friends who lie to workout and are on the football team.   they asked me what they should take...and i told them i didnt have any idea..btu i would ask for them. i guessed they assumed i was laready on.        these guys are going to do a cycle no matter what....so its up to you guys to give me something unharmful to tell them. a=i already explained the harmful reprecussions of steroids at a young age...but they dont care.

OK, so your not retarded, but you are fucking horrible with a keyboard...........spell check.........hello
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2007, 11:29:06 PM »
Just tell them you don't know...

If they persist have them run 600mg deca alone for 12 weeks... ;D


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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2007, 01:05:59 AM »
LOLOLOL some 15-16 year old asked me to get him roids... I was like umm did you hit puberty yet???  Talk to me after you have.

I definitly have to agree, when you're a teen you will definitly mess something up.  I think mainly emotionally.  Teenagers have so much stress as it is, when you pump a ton of hormones into you it's a recipe for disaster at that age. 

Here's what I think you ought to do.  I don't care if you told them the risks Re-iterate them and tell them it will close off there growth plates prematurely and can make them bald and they can't drink alcohol while on them and in fact lie to them, who cares, you're saving there health tell them steroids will shut down there testosterone production forever and that they will grow breasts and whatever crazy shit you can think of.  Warn them also, that they do random steroids test and they can get caught and kicked out of school and fine and go to jail or something too.

If that doesn't work go get empty capsules and take creatine and capsulate it and sell them the pills you made and tell them it is d-bol or something :).  They will never know the difference they will gain like 8 pounds strength endurance will go up and then a placebo effect might even occur, where they will think there getting bigger and stronger. lol. 

***I know people say about how in high school you have so much testosterone and it is like you are on roids, but that is a very bad analogy because yea you are at your peak or peaking probably test levels but we are talking like micro or nano gram amounts here, injecting roids your putting in pharmacological amounts of 100's of milligrams it makes a big difference in muscle growth and performance at any age.

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2007, 02:10:37 AM »
First of all bro you need to pay more attention in your english and spelling class and not worry about your dumbshit friends, people like that will do anyting..... I once told 2 guys I was in the Navy with that they didn't need steroids, just take caffine pills and drink a big glass of salt water every day.....shure enough a few days later I see theese idiots in the gym with a big 'ol glass of salt water acting like there all jacked while they bench 145lbs, one dude jumps up off the bench, flexes in the mirror, and yells "snap into a slim jim!!!" then his friend (standing there in his green jogging pants, too big wife beater, and weider lifting gloves) tells me "that shit really works, now we're using 45's!"  Anyway my point is, just tell them anything, they'll probably do it and think it's working.

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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2007, 05:49:35 AM »
First of all bro you need to pay more attention in your english and spelling class and not worry about your dumbshit friends, people like that will do anyting..... I once told 2 guys I was in the Navy with that they didn't need steroids, just take caffine pills and drink a big glass of salt water every day.....shure enough a few days later I see theese idiots in the gym with a big 'ol glass of salt water acting like there all jacked while they bench 145lbs, one dude jumps up off the bench, flexes in the mirror, and yells "snap into a slim jim!!!" then his friend (standing there in his green jogging pants, too big wife beater, and weider lifting gloves) tells me "that shit really works, now we're using 45's!"  Anyway my point is, just tell them anything, they'll probably do it and think it's working.

LOL thats a funny story, "snap into a slim jim" oh brother.

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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2007, 07:45:44 AM »
ummmmmm     shut the f**k up hater.  im not lying.....dont be mad because everyone i meet thinks im on steroids...and no one even asks you if you workout.   i bet you wear bodybuilding.com shirts around all day just so people will know that you go to the gym.

Anyone that thinks YOU are on steroids is an idiot.