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King's new show website
« on: January 15, 2007, 12:31:09 PM »

2 comments:

1) I hope the person who wrote the text on the site is not the same one who will be writing or proof-reading the event programs.

2) Good luck with the event.  A lot of fans on the women's side have waited a long time in hopes that Jan Tana would do another show.

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http://jantana.com/classic.html

The King Kamali - Jan Tana Classic
New York City - June 23, 2007

The King and Queen of Bodybuilding Join Forces to Present "A Night Of Royality Royalty".

King Kamali and Jan Tana, known as the King and Queen of the bodybuilding and fitness world, have joined together to present the NPC King Kamali Classic and the IFBB Jan Tana Pro Figure Classic.

This stellar event will take place in one of the most exciting places in the World world...prestigious New York City on June 23, 2007. (cities are not usually described as 'prestigious', but there's nothing inherently wrong with doing so)

King Kamali ask asked Jan Tana to tan him for a an upcoming competition. During King's tanning session, he loved the Jan Tana On Stage Competition Color so much, he invited Jan Tana and her Tanning Team to his first promoted NPC show to tan his athletes. Jan Tana agreed to attend the event and during after more conversation, they decided to join forces and make this annual affair a festive event for both Amateur amateurs and Pro's pros. (an event in its first year is not yet an 'annual' event)

Along with their love, dedication and compassion for the sport,With King Kamali's mass popularity, charsima charisma and charm, and Jan Tana's undisputed reputation as the most avid, passionate promoter of the IFBB, along with their love, dedication and compassion for the sport, makes make this a "MUST SEE" event for 2007!

Famous bodybuilder and commentator Bob Cicherillo and wrestling superstar Batista "The Animal" will be hosting the royal affair.

Superstars Chris Cormier and Darrem Charles will add more drama and excitment excitement when they take the stage as the featured guest posers.

The evening will wind down in a Jan Tana royal fashion with the King and Queen hosting a banquet fit for a King. (improper capitalization will be allowed here assuming the author intended the word play) There will be plenty of food, drink and entertainment; - a real social event for your calendar. (preferred)

King Kamali says, "Jan Tana and I are going to set a new standard of excellence in the industry."  (preferred, but not mandatory)

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 12:34:41 PM »
Promotional writing is a profession, although not many seem to realize that....

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 12:36:20 PM »
Holy shit.  I wonder if our resident "spelling bee champ" Derek Anthony wrote it for him.
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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 12:41:10 PM »
Take it easy on him Tre, he does afterall have a B.S. In kinesiology.

Not sure if the B.S. is a bachelor of science or Bull Shit though.

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 12:45:46 PM »
Take it easy on him Tre, he does afterall have a B.S. In kinesiology.

Not sure if the B.S. is a bachelor of science or Bull Shit though.
who has a BS in kinesiology?  I hope you don't mean King. 
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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 05:49:52 PM »
One question.

Who the hell would want to be known as the winner of the King Kamali Classic? I smell a Robbie Lopez comeback.

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 05:53:42 PM »
where will this be?  tribeca? 

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 06:06:32 PM »
who has a BS in kinesiology?  I hope you don't mean King. 

According to him he does!  ::)

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 06:16:56 PM »
2 comments:

1) I hope the person who wrote the text on the site is not the same one who will be writing or proof-reading the event programs.

2) Good luck with the event.  A lot of fans on the women's side have waited a long time in hopes that Jan Tana would do another show.


Not sure if it should say "his athletes" or "the athletes".  Since "his" makes it sound like he owns them. 

I've seen "1st Annual" used allot for events.

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 06:29:10 PM »
2 comments:

1) I hope the person who wrote the text on the site is not the same one who will be writing or proof-reading the event programs.

2) Good luck with the event.  A lot of fans on the women's side have waited a long time in hopes that Jan Tana would do another show.

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http://jantana.com/classic.html

The King Kamali - Jan Tana Classic
New York City - June 23, 2007

The King and Queen of Bodybuilding Join Forces to Present "A Night Of Royality Royalty".

King Kamali and Jan Tana, known as the King and Queen of the bodybuilding and fitness world, have joined together to present the NPC King Kamali Classic and the IFBB Jan Tana Pro Figure Classic.



Already been done:

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 06:34:15 PM »

The King Kamali - Jan Tana Classic
New York City - June 23, 2007

The evening will wind down in a Jan Tana royal fashion with the King and Queen hosting a banquet fit for a King.  There will be plenty of food, drink and entertainment; - a real social event for your calendar.

King Kamali says, "Jan Tana and I are going to set a new standard of gluttony in the industry.



You think?


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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 06:53:26 PM »

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 07:02:01 PM »
who's peggy ?  LOL

Ask Mr. Intenseone.    ;D
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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 07:03:01 PM »
Tre, nice work.



HAHAHAHA!


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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 07:13:37 PM »
Where's the latest edition of "Smith Machine Training For Dummies" when you need it?   ;D

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2007, 12:45:15 PM »
Should be "Two comments:".

*busted*

Don't ask how that escaped my proofing pen. 

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Re: King's new show website
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2007, 02:42:30 PM »
Winner of that show would receive a tour to Tamali's kitchen and basement room
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