IT AINT JUST GENETICS, ITS ALL DRUGS!!!!! Shirts Available!!!!

[Palpatine Q]

groink become his friend and feed him false advice

tell him to giant set his whole body in one workout

LOL        should I tell him to scream at the top of his movements ala Arnold?

[Dingleberry]

The only guys who can wear any of those shirts are skinny guys, or HUGE guys. The skinny guys because it's funny, and the huge guys because they look the part. If you fall somewhere in the middle, you will look like a complete tool suffering from an inferiority complex.

[ThaRealist]

The only guys who can wear any of those shirts are skinny guys, or HUGE guys. The skinny guys because it's funny, and the huge guys because they look the part. If you fall somewhere in the middle, you will look like a complete tool suffering from an inferiority complex.

      = Adam

[slaveboy1980]

tell him:

use rep range of 15-37 reps on upper body

and 1-2 reps on lower body

tell him you have to eat 11 times per day

also tell him his body  functions better when working out when you feel like you have to poop (increases focus)

tell him very loud grunting opens the muscles up

tell him to eat massive amounts of garlic before working out as it raises 2-4 gammaburbanon leves which is good for growth

all kinds of shit..feed him with all your knowledge make him into an expert

high rep leg ext for mass etc

haha

[Palpatine Q]

Hhahahaahaha. Good shit!!!!!!!


 "Gammaburbanon levels" hahahaha

[slaveboy1980]

also tell him he squats high and you have to teach him correct squat depth by placing a bottle under his butt and he should touch it every time he squats down..do it with a serious face (make sure you arent too close to him when you do this tho..scream from the other side of the gym..)

also always fart in his presence and if people walk by and say ewww point to him behind his back

always smile and give him some advice every time you see him...hopefully he will spread the shit to other members hahaha,....

word of mouth, word of bad breath

[slaveboy1980]

always call all the muscles by wrong names..convince him biceps are bicepsis
quads stands quadraluposis..just add it in your conversations like its natural

and tell him to do hammer curls for brocolisises

[Palpatine Q]

also always fart in his presence and if people walk by and say ewww point to him behind his back

I actually did that to a maid in a customer's house and almost got her fired

[slaveboy1980]

I actually did that to a maid in a customer's house and almost got her fired

haha women always get so embarrassed when they fart...alot of em are masters of gradual farting tho...just letting out a little at a time

[Palpatine Q]

haha women always get so embarrassed when they fart...alot of em are masters of gradual farting tho...just letting out a little at a time

Yes yes.

In this case I was talking to customer about his Home Theatre and the maid was vacuuming up some sheetrock crumbs off the floor next to us. So he couldn't hear it as I let out a monstrous fart. He made a face, so i made a face too and looked at the maid!! Hahahahahahahaa he ripped her a new asshole, calling her "uncivilized' and shit!!

[slaveboy1980]

Yes yes.

In this case I was talking to customer about his Home Theatre and the maid was vacuuming up some sheetrock crumbs off the floor next to us. So he couldn't hear it as I let out a monstrous fart. He made a face, so i made a face too and looked at the maid!! Hahahahahahahaa he ripped her a new asshole, calling her "uncivilized' and shit!!

haha bet she was close to tears

[Megalodon]

I don't get it...

Why does the text read  "It ain't just genetics, it's all drugs!!!"?

That doesn't make sense, and it's not catchy.

Wouldn't "It ain't genetics, it's all drugs" be more logic, and more catchy? 

But "It ain't just genetics, it's all drugs!!!", that's just not making sense and got no spin.


-Hedge

Good point, Hedgehog. The word "just" shouldn't be in the slogan.

[Big N]

I got a shirt for Shauna Ray;


"I went out with a female named tasha, once we slept i figured she had a dick"

[Palpatine Q]

Imagine how oblivious you would have to be to wear a shirt like that and not feel like a walking dildo.

Ignorance is bliss they say.

[natural al]

not one person-unless you walk into a gym of total roidheads-will have any idea what that shirt is supposed to mean....you'd look like an idiot wearing that in public..

[MindSpin]

haha ok "yemeni" 

oh brother...I'm still in your head.  You did not answer my question...give me one good reason

[hipolito mejia]

This is the dumbest saying I've ever heard.

that shirt has Struck a nerve!!!

I'm getting the spanish one for Paco,Victor and Gustavo 

[Earl1972]

wouldnt wearing one of those give people the impression that the wearer, is all drugs?

haha exactly

wearing that shirt is a self owning

E

[whitewidow]

your so stupid adonis.

[Hendrix]

Adonis just take the drugs, your in denial, This whole natural statuts is as holy as now attitude aggrevates me and im sure others.
IM natural BAWAH BAWAH BAWAH stop shoving it down others peoples throats.

[finurface]

tell him:

use rep range of 15-37 reps on upper body

and 1-2 reps on lower body

tell him you have to eat 11 times per day

also tell him his body  functions better when working out when you feel like you have to poop (increases focus)

tell him very loud grunting opens the muscles up

tell him to eat massive amounts of garlic before working out as it raises 2-4 gammaburbanon leves which is good for growth

all kinds of shit..feed him with all your knowledge make him into an expert

high rep leg ext for mass etc

haha

pwaaaahaaahahahahahahaah ahahaa

[Saxon]

you'd look like an idiot wearing that in public..

So true, actually you would look like an idiot wearing any of those t-shirts on that site.

[divcom]

your ears are definitely all genetics.

[MikeThaMachine]

your ears are definitely all genetics.

Synthol!!!

[Hedgehog]

How many shirts have you sold Abeles?



-Hedge