First of all, I want to thank God for these props. Without Him, none of this would be possible. Next, I'd like to thank the Bucktooth Jackass Academy -- to be honored by your peers with this Webby is truly a highlight of my week. I'd also like to thank my parents. Without you guys around to laugh at all of my unfunny jokes over the years and delude me into believing I'm hilarious, I would never have believed this would be possible. Finally, I'd like to the other nominees in my class for raising the bar of competition. Without Dingleberry, Blockhead, Cap86, and db2431 pushing the envelope of bad taste, my wit may never have been recognized. Thank you all!
Special "The Glitch Who Stole Christmas" Ed
