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Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« on: January 17, 2007, 03:24:55 PM »


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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 03:27:58 PM »
Whatever Paula is on is clearly powerful stuff...

http://www.break.com/index/paula_abdul_the_train_wreck_continues2.html

Maybe it could stimulate muscular growth.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 03:28:51 PM »

 Must be cold in that room he's in.

 Brutal gyno.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 03:30:02 PM »
nice tits on that little british bitch
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 03:31:12 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 17, 2007, 03:30:02 PM
nice tits on that little british bitch

haha, did u know this prick actually thinks hes jacked haha,

always wears the tight tops,

i wish i was as rich as fucker false teeth wielding wanker.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 03:32:25 PM »
the hair color is uneven
the hair style is fucked up
the dude needs to wear a bra
the makeup sucks
t-shirt is tacky
and the eye brows are plucked ok.

ps.  the high heels are goofy
and the accent is too fay
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 03:32:39 PM »
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 03:32:47 PM »
hahahaha, he's suffering from Kegdrainer syndome, a huge head and narrow shoulders, it looks like if his head was sitting on his shoulders sideways it would be just as wide as his shoulders.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 03:33:02 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 17, 2007, 03:31:12 PM
haha, did u know this prick actually thinks hes jacked haha,

always wears the tight tops,

i wish i was as rich as fucker false teeth wielding wanker.

All the European fags wear clothes like that. Monster inferiority complexes.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 03:37:27 PM »
is he squad approved :-X
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2007, 03:38:10 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 17, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
is he squad approved :-X

Yeah, the day I kill myself and Dan18 gets in.  ::)
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2007, 03:39:32 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 17, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
is he squad approved :-X
never in a million years although i like the way he crushes delusional peoples spirits.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2007, 03:40:07 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 17, 2007, 03:39:32 PM
never in a million years although i like the way he crushes delusional peoples spirits.

lol yeah, cruching delusonals.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2007, 03:40:21 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 17, 2007, 03:27:58 PM
Whatever Paula is on is clearly powerful stuff...

http://www.break.com/index/paula_abdul_the_train_wreck_continues2.html

Maybe it could stimulate muscular growth.

dude, seriously,  ease up on her.  she's been fighting parkinson's disease for the past two years and now is starting to show symptoms, watch her move around a lot in that vid.  this will probably be her last season on idol, as her symptoms may soon be uncontrollable by meds kind of like michael j fox
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2007, 03:42:26 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 17, 2007, 03:39:32 PM
never in a million years although i like the way he crushes delusional peoples spirits.
Yes. Simon does have some 'Getbig skillz' in the way he puts OWNINGs and disciplines the delusional much like The Squad does here. In THAT right he is Squad RECOGNIZED but still not yet APPROVED.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2007, 03:43:40 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 17, 2007, 03:42:26 PM
Yes. Simon does have some 'Getbig skillz' in the way he puts OWNINGs and disciplines the delusional much like The Squad does here. In THAT right he is Squad RECOGNIZED but still not yet APPROVED.
hahahaha, yes, his putdowns have a way of inspiring violence, the TRUE sign of a good meltdown.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2007, 03:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on January 17, 2007, 03:32:39 PM
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 ;D ;D You'd think a multi-millionaire could look better than that. He looks like a greasy slab of meatloaf sitting in 3 inches of greasy gravy. What a total fatbomb.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2007, 08:29:39 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 17, 2007, 03:31:12 PM
haha, did u know this prick actually thinks hes jacked haha,

always wears the tight tops,

i wish i was as rich as fucker false teeth wielding wanker.


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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2007, 08:31:26 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2007, 05:23:51 AM »
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2007, 05:45:16 AM »
I guess that tiny tits simon doesn't care what we say here about him. That muthafcuking british is pulling $40 million a year from american Idol. Godamnit >:( >:( only in america
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2007, 05:48:31 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 17, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
All the European fags wear clothes like that. Monster inferiority complexes.

Just look at our resident euro fag Sevatase.
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2007, 09:44:46 AM »
Yup. Simon fits right into the "twig" catagory. The only thing big on him is is mouth. Now Paula on the other hand, she can suck me off all night long  ;D.

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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2007, 09:49:23 AM »
He may be a bitch, but he's worth something like what.. 50 million ??

drives a $500,000 Rolls Royce... yeah, life must suck..
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Re: Simon Cowell, Monster chest!
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2007, 09:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 19, 2007, 09:49:23 AM
He may be a bitch, but he's worth something like what.. 50 million ??

drives a $500,000 Rolls Royce... yeah, life must suck..

Ya, I suppose your right on that.

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