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Captain Equipoise

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OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« on: January 18, 2007, 07:11:34 AM »
I spit out my oatmeal when somebody sent me this link...

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

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The Squadfather

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 07:13:41 AM »
"hey man you seen this girl"

"i seen the top of her head!!!"
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 07:19:15 AM »
Segal or Brando?  You decide!

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 07:23:22 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on January 18, 2007, 07:19:15 AM
Segal or Brando?  You decide!


umm we call A-shirts "wife beaters" today because of Brando---nuff said
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 07:24:15 AM »
This means he will have more stamina to do his patented "twisting you head very lightly but deadly" move.
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 07:27:09 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:13:41 AM
"hey man you seen this girl"

"i seen the top of her head!!!"
hahahaha! great line.

I bet Bluto will be disappointed when he finds out that seagals man juice isn't one of the ingredients.


























Q blutos lame come back.
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ThaRealist

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 07:44:54 AM »
Everyone seems to have their own energy drink these days....I should piss in a bottle and start selling it...Everyone can gain from all the non-used water soluble vitamins I didn't absorb LoL.....
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 07:46:12 AM »
Quote from: ThaRealist on January 18, 2007, 07:44:54 AM
Everyone seems to have their own energy drink these days....I should piss in a bottle and start selling it...Everyone can gain from all the non-used water soluble vitamins I didn't absorb LoL.....

that was so funny i forgot to laugh  ::)
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 07:48:45 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on January 18, 2007, 07:23:22 AM
umm we call A-shirts "wife beaters" today because of Brando---nuff said

it was an Italian thing but stupid people think its hispanic.
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ThaRealist

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 07:58:55 AM »
Quote from: The Heckler on January 18, 2007, 07:46:12 AM
that was so funny i forgot to laugh  ::)

I was actually thinking about marketing it with a hint of orange juice for flavor....
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 08:15:03 AM »
So that's what Steven Seagal has resorted to.
Jean Claude Van Damme will be next.
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 10:18:44 AM »


Bluto approves.
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 11:33:55 AM »
steven segal...... pshhhh he's got nothing on this!


p.s. this is real no joke
http://www.sockoenergy.com/hogan/
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 11:43:30 AM »
Bluto just came in his shorts.
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Captain Equipoise

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2007, 11:48:28 AM »
Powered by socko ?!!?! WTF
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2007, 01:20:53 PM »
Hulk vs Seagal huh? Damn tough one.  :-\
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2007, 01:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on January 18, 2007, 07:11:34 AM
I spit out my oatmeal when somebody sent me this link...

http://www.lightningdrink.com/



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First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries
- First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps

LMAO.
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2007, 01:38:17 PM »
they gots nuthun on Lil Jon's Crunk Juice!
WHAT WHAT! OKAY!

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2007, 01:53:34 PM »
Damn! There's no CRUNK available in Europe as far as I'm concerned >:(

I might have to IMPORT that one!!!

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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2007, 02:04:25 PM »
What about Pimp Juice?   http://www.letitloose.com/index.php?src= 
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2007, 02:20:25 PM »
Gotta bump Seagal ;D
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2007, 02:21:33 PM »
Good thinking!
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »
Better drink up or he'll kick your ass.
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2007, 05:40:12 PM »
Quote from: BIG DUB on January 18, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
Why is his hand white? LOL!

All blacks want to be white ?
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Re: OMFG!! Steven Seagal Energy Drink
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2007, 08:35:51 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 18, 2007, 07:13:41 AM
"hey man you seen this girl"

"i seen the top of her head!!!"
classic, super classic. i love that line.
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