The Squad Press release!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mars]

We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the the Secretary of both Squad leaders and Spokesman

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.

[Fury]

This is a glorious day in the SQUAD's long-heralded history. A great award for a top owning legend in Kiwiol!

[kiwiol]

We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the personal Secretary of both Squad leaders - me and the holy Sarcasm - for the year 2007.

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.

Wow! I don't know what to say and I'm finding it hard to breath. What can I say Mars? It's an honor working with all you legends who inspire me and I accept this great honor with a bowed head and humility. Viva Le SQUAD

[BigCypriate]

We will not make an secret of the fact mr Kiwiol played an major role in the rise of fame The Squad obtained especially in the year 2006.

So the rumours are true, i promote the legendary Kiwiol as the personal Secretary of both Squad leaders - me and the holy Sarcasm - for the year 2007.

Other highly respected members will be installed into new positions within months.
Each week we will honour a Squad member to show them the respect they deserve fighting for the cause.

Thanks.

Yes!!! It is official, Kiwiol is a living legend.

[jaejonna]

kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

[BigCypriate]

kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

You dont have a job though?

[kiwiol]

kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

Cream as in your favorite 'Cream of sum yung gai'?

In all seriousness JJ, I didn't know that a delivery boy working in a Chinese takeaway for $ 5 an hour would have a secretary. Life must be good for you

[the shadow]

kiwol,

Two creams one sugar..... (the same thing I tell my secretary at work)

hahahhah

Jaejonna

hahahah that was a good one..ahahahhaah

[dan18]

Cream as in your favorite 'Cream of sum yung gai'?

In all seriousness JJ, I didn't know that a delivery boy working in a Chinese takeaway for $ 5 an hour would have a secretary. Life must be good for you

close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..

[kiwiol]

close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Showstoppa]

Congrats kiwi.  You are now a made man.

[the shadow]

close kiwi jj was brought over on a boat, and he was the captains cabin boy where he learned what it meant to be bent over and keel hauled..

hhhhhhhhhhahahahah ..forhead18 never knew you were this funny

[RUDE BUOY]

KIWI now third in command this is a most triumphant day for the jugernaut known as the squad may all tiny tits run an hide

[Krusader]

A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

[The Showstoppa]

A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

Please remove the penis from your mouth when speakin, "Kocksader."  We don't speak faganese.

[Krusader]

Please remove the penis from your mouth when speakin, "Kocksader."  We don't speak faganese.

here we go with the penis/pillow bitting/gay than... not getting old at all.

Keep up the gay work... 

[Fury]

A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

I'm 11. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my daily appointment for draining my trouser snake all over your mom's face.

[Lord Humungous]

A bunch of 30+ balding guys "organizing" and giving themselves titles.. and being emotional about it. This isn't gay at all..

Actually Krusader its a little known fact that the queefs are a militant wing of the Muscle Bears club for gay men. Not only is cumslurper a member, hes also the president.

[Krusader]

I'm 11. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my daily appointment for draining my trouser snake all over your mom's face.

whatever "big guy"... hope you don't slip out of your football equipment... those 10" forearms look deadly...

[Fury]

whatever "big guy"... hope you don't slip out of your football equipment... those 10" forearms look deadly...

Brilliant. Attacking someone with superior genetics now. Talk about stupid. 

[Lord Humungous]

Berzerk assclown plays tight end for for the squad. (well not so tight anymore I hear)

[Fury]

Berzerk assclown plays tight end for for the squad. (well not so tight anymore I hear)

So LordHomoGayAss, have you lost enough weight to see your penis or are you still banking on the hope it might have inverted itself into the clit you've been wanting for years.

[Lord Humungous]

So LordHomoGayAss, have you lost enough weight to see your penis or are you still banking on the hope it might have inverted itself into the clit you've been wanting for years.

Ask your mom, shes has seen it plenty of times, so has your little sister and your girl friend. 

Now stop with the homoerotic fantasy's cock holster your making me nauseous 

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Oh god another storming post by this twat!!


Oh my lord does it get any worse?


On par with Dan18 its that bad to read.


ta ta

[The Squadfather]

Kiwiol is a living legend, good work Mars.