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The good things about Islam
« on: January 18, 2007, 02:36:10 PM »
What you think the good things y'all

1 women is not allowed to drive

2 women in court is not the same as man. 2 women testify is the same as 1 man

3 you can have sex with some1 younger than 15

lemmi hear what you think good with Islam

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 02:37:57 PM »
They throw queers from mountains

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 03:14:28 PM »
more alcohol for us

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 03:19:42 PM »


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1 women is not allowed to drive

2 women in court is not the same as man. 2 women testify is the same as 1 man


is that why pakistan has had a woman president..lol..

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3 you can have sex with some1 younger than 15



dunno about this one..



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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 03:23:10 PM »
Absolutely nothing.

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2007, 10:13:34 AM »
Islam has noting good on it.
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2007, 11:39:01 AM »
Islam has noting good on it.
Absolutely nothing.

And, to finish it off: Islam has NOTHING good about it.

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2007, 11:42:07 AM »
They throw queers from mountains

actually thats more of an afghani thing..

the bastards have a thing for sitting by the VERY fucking edge ..aside sheer cliffs ..while drinking..or doing drugs..

some of em get blown over..and some of em get playfully pushed  ;D
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 11:44:44 AM »
actually thats more of an afghani thing..

the bastards have a thing for sitting by the VERY fucking edge ..aside sheer cliffs ..while drinking..or doing drugs..

some of em get blown over..and some of em get playfully pushed  ;D

Hope they keep their traditions.

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 11:51:14 AM »
Hope they keep their traditions.

most of em do..i didn't know about them falling off till i ws in North paki once and my guide and i saw some sitting by the side of like a 2000foot drop..drinking hash tea...so i retorted " r they nuts" and he told me about it...then a few days later showed me an article in a local paper where an afghani had fallen off a mountain...while "horsing around " with friends..  :-\


they cook the best nan bread mate and your Starbucks chai tea latte...is actually  kashmiri/afghani tea...except they drink it slightly salty and sweet..and usually add crushed mixed nuts..
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 12:39:04 PM »
My dream job is to be a tea merchant. However it is kind of hard to do as a non-Muslim since the best teas are grown in the most dangerous areas(for non-Muslim) in the world.

Anyway Starbucks claims their Chai tea is from India.
http://www.tazo.com
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 12:45:10 PM »
My dream job is to be a tea merchant. However it is kind of hard to do as a non-Muslim since the best teas are grown in the most dangerous areas(for non-Muslim) in the world.

Anyway Starbucks claims their Chai tea is from India.
http://www.tazo.com

Wrong. The best teas are grown in Japan and Sri Lanka.  ;D ;D


But anyways, thanks for providing me with another reason to hate these tea-napping muslims!!

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2007, 07:42:49 PM »
My dream job is to be a tea merchant. However it is kind of hard to do as a non-Muslim since the best teas are grown in the most dangerous areas(for non-Muslim) in the world.

Anyway Starbucks claims their Chai tea is from India.
http://www.tazo.com

tazo = sanskrit for fresh!  <i'm sindhi  ;)  >

anyhow....if u r not american..Srilanka and india r fair game...no one will touch ya...

just have a translator..they WILL rip you off though :-\...seen it first hand in karachi paki..now there ya dont wanna go..



if ya wanna go into paki..then grab someone with political ties..not only will you be safe..EVERYONE will try to suckle ya...

$ talks..religion walks....

but its still very convenient to dispose off of idiots in the name of religion...done everyday ..

have enough $ and you can buy yourself the best afghani boy from a mosque...its fucking common knowlodge in karachi but noone wants to talk about it...religion..pfft..the y r $ hungry girls..


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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2007, 06:18:23 PM »
What you think the good things y'all

1 women is not allowed to drive

2 women in court is not the same as man. 2 women testify is the same as 1 man

3 you can have sex with some1 younger than 15

lemmi hear what you think good with Islam



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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2007, 06:51:55 PM »
actually thats more of an afghani thing..

the bastards have a thing for sitting by the VERY fucking edge ..aside sheer cliffs ..while drinking..or doing drugs..

some of em get blown over..and some of em get playfully pushed  ;D

Well,
I suppose it's a start.

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2007, 02:19:31 AM »
Well,
I suppose it's a start.

Yeah, can we make that an olympic discipline?

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2007, 01:22:45 PM »
Of course we can, itīs in the spirit of the olympics.
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2007, 08:09:32 AM »
Good if you invested in the towel industry

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2007, 11:31:36 AM »
Satire is a mighty sword at times. ;D

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It was no satire in wat i wrote  ::)
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2007, 02:58:28 PM »
What you think the good things y'all

1 women is not allowed to drive

2 women in court is not the same as man. 2 women testify is the same as 1 man

3 you can have sex with some1 younger than 15

lemmi hear what you think good with Islam



This was teh first funny post from you ever.

That is, if you intended to be funny.

If not.

Well, ehh.

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2007, 03:33:11 PM »
well, about religions

are you delusional?

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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2007, 02:36:30 PM »



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1 women is not allowed to drive

dont think there were cars around when the quran ws written...thats a stupid cultural thing..
now coming from pakistan...women dont drive there alone for the most part.thats like an invite to get raped.. sad..


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2 women in court is not the same as man. 2 women testify is the same as 1 man

really?  now i did not know this..please give me a quranic  quote so i can pester mum...  ;D  plus i'd love to tell my sister that...man o man she's gonna be pissed! ;D

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3 you can have sex with some1 younger than 15

you can have sex with someone past puberty...
in the US the legal age is 18...but you cant drink at 18...yet you can die for your country at 18..point being ..socio morale hypebole (sp)

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lemmi hear what you think good with Islam

i ws taught.."under your mothers feet...lies heaven"  ..i happen to agree..


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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2007, 02:41:32 PM »
You seem very anti-Islam for being a Muslim toxic you disagree on all and only what i think is good with Islam
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2007, 03:20:43 PM »
You seem very anti-Islam for being a Muslim toxic you disagree on all and only what i think is good with Islam


i'm an athiest..i've said this many times...

but islam gets a bum rap for many things that r social bases..soo i stand up for it..well i have a tendency to stand up for the underdog regardless of who it is.. :-\
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Re: The good things about Islam
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2007, 02:10:17 AM »
dont think there were cars around when the quran ws written...thats a stupid cultural thing..
now coming from pakistan...women dont drive there alone for the most part.thats like an invite to get raped.. sad..

really?  now i did not know this..please give me a quranic  quote so i can pester mum...  ;D  plus i'd love to tell my sister that...man o man she's gonna be pissed! ;D

A womens vote counts as half of that of a mans under shariah law. The infallible law with no imperfections given to man thru his messenger by god.

Every muslims MUST believe shariah law is the best form of government, otherwise they would be ignoring another passage in the koran that goes something like "you must believe all the koran, if you pick and chose what you believe, your fate will be doom in hell".

i ws taught.."under your mothers feet...lies heaven"  ..i happen to agree..

Tell me where it say's this in the koran? ???
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