I couldn't stand the idea that Carrot Top was better built than me.

Brutally HARDCORE gym he must train at! Wow! Check out the covers of REDBOOK and COSMO and SELF hanging on the walls. Holy Schnikes...what an animal.
Gayer than calling 'pancakes' 'flapjacks'.
I started training a couple years after highschool. I played hockey during my highschool career and myself and lots of guys from the old team continued playing at different mens leagues, pick-up etc...
So I started going to bally's with a hockey buddy of mine and I just fell in love with it. Awwwwwww...