Oh I'm the old man? lol. Hey you want hear something funny? A secretary in my office asked me whether my son was in Iraq. (My son is in elementary school.) She was confused by my "son's" military picture in my office. It's a picture of ME!
{ROTFLOL} Don't worry, ...it's not that you're getting old, ...it's just that everyone knows how desperate Bush is to get more guys over there... she probably thought he had already started going after the elementary school kids .
She's now looking for new employment. j/k. 
I don't know which would have been funnier, ...seeing the look on your face, or seeing the look on hers?
Just the other day someone asked my daughter if my wife was her sister (they look just alike). There is something really unfair about this. 
There's always Gen IV
