I can't help picturing a scenario where a curious lady comes up to the stylin' Jay fan wearing this thing in the mall to ask whose signature that is. "Jay Cutler," the fan says proudly. "You know, Mr. Olympia."
"Mr. Olympia?"
"It's the top bodybuilding title," the fan explains - flexing his 13" biceps for emphasis.
"Bodybuilding?" she asks with a wrinkling of her pert nose. "That's where those freaky looking muscle guys in the tiny bathing suits are all oiled up and stuff?"
"Well, they're called posing suits, actually. And..."
"Oh, OK," she says, turning away to disengage. "So long."
What do dumb chicks know anyway, the deflated Jay fan consoles himself. Onward to the GNC to see if the register monkey can hook him up with some free MuscleTech supplements...