Author Topic: GENERAL SQUAD SECURITY SERVICE (Read 3247 times)

Mars · « **on:** January 26, 2007, 05:01:43 AM »

In deliberation with high Squad officials we can announce that respected Squad members:

BerzerkFury and SuperStarBillyGram will be installed in the function of heads of GENERAL SQUAD SECURITY SERVICE because of their loyalty with our organisation and their proven talents.

Some of their many responsabilities i can reveal to public.

General Squad Security is essentially a political security police force whose activities are: 1) detecting dissent among the getbig general public; 2) reacting to geeky titly "criminal behavior"; and 3) preventing economic criminal activity. It monitors the day-to-day lives of the population creating a pervasive local presence.(44) It maintains an extensive filing system of personal files–such as birth certificates and marriages records--of getbig members. The agency operates an extensive network of informers, under the "Law of Securing the Trustworthy in Defending the Squads Revolution." Squad General Security coordinates its operations with the civilian Squad police force and maintains a unit in every police division.(45)

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2007, 05:06:16 AM »

ahahhahaha yes great mars two excellent selections to further us in our battle against the tiny tits

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2007, 05:09:23 AM »

HAIL TO THE SQUAD!!
HAIL TO THE LEADERS!!
DEATH TO THE GEEKY INFIDELS!!
SQUAD IS GREAT!!

BigCypriate · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2007, 05:28:55 AM »

Yes! you have chosen well Mars!

Even the tiniest of tits will be joining other forums!!!

Fury · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:04:12 AM »

hahahahah yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A glorious honor!!!!! SuperStar and I will be drawing from the techniques of the SS to enforce the SQUAD's iron fist.

The Gestapo runs Getbig!!!

Count Grishnackh · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:37:46 PM »

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The level of security that the SQUAD provides Getbig from pillowbiters and bottom bears is unparalleled in the history of the internet !!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Count Grishnackh on January 26, 2007, 09:37:46 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The level of security that the SQUAD provides Getbig from pillowbiters and bottom bears is unparalleled in the history of the internet !!

they are scared count an frakley i dont blame them

SS · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2007, 08:51:55 AM »

great honor from the great Mars.

BF and I will not let our SQUAD Bros down.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2007, 02:23:04 PM »

YEEEESSSSS ! I can't think of two men more suited for the job.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2007, 02:53:16 PM »

How gay can you people possilbly get. You are an embarassment to people.

Gayer than the Squad members Saturday night ritual of meeting up and playing hide the sausage with each other.

Mars · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2007, 03:05:57 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 27, 2007, 02:53:16 PM

How gay can you people possilbly get. You are an embarassment to people.

Gayer than the Squad members Saturday night ritual of meeting up and playing hide the sausage with each other.

What about the fact i just gave the service orders to "interrogate" your tiny relatives?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2007, 03:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Mars on January 27, 2007, 03:05:57 PM

What about the fact i just gave the service orders to "interrogate" your tiny relatives?

Hahaha run along son, don't waste my time.

P.S. You're 5 minutes late giving BerzerkFury his daily blowjob.

Count Grishnackh · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2007, 06:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Mars on January 27, 2007, 03:05:57 PM

What about the fact i just gave the service orders to "interrogate" your tiny relatives?

hahahahah, yes Mars, he will be finished off soon !!!! nz"musclemonster" is just a little bottom bear cub.

Mars · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2007, 12:57:13 AM »

The dissenting infidels will be all be butchered.

kiwiol · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2007, 09:54:43 AM »

Quote from: Mars on January 26, 2007, 05:01:43 AM

In deliberation with high Squad officials we can announce that respected Squad members:

BerzerkFury and SuperStarBillyGram will be installed in the function of heads of GENERAL SQUAD SECURITY SERVICE because of their loyalty with our organisation and their proven talents.

Some of their many responsabilities i can reveal to public.

General Squad Security is essentially a political security police force whose activities are: 1) detecting dissent among the getbig general public; 2) reacting to geeky titly "criminal behavior"; and 3) preventing economic criminal activity. It monitors the day-to-day lives of the population creating a pervasive local presence.(44) It maintains an extensive filing system of personal files–such as birth certificates and marriages records--of getbig members. The agency operates an extensive network of informers, under the "Law of Securing the Trustworthy in Defending the Squads Revolution." Squad General Security coordinates its operations with the civilian Squad police force and maintains a unit in every police division.(45)

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! This is great news and though belated, I'd still like to extend to both these SQUAD legends, my congratulations and would also like to say that they will be perfect for the part. As usual, a very wise decision by the great Mars

ricosauve · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:23:33 AM »

What a hole bunch of Homos ha ha ha ha you guys are fuking hilarious. can you say "GEEKs R US" you all would not get laid in a female jail with your hand full of cigarettes, guys, ha ha ha, you should post a pic off all of you together holding hands e I bet you my last crap is way bigger than you all.

SS · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2007, 01:32:45 PM »

Quote from: ricosauve on February 01, 2007, 09:23:33 AM

What a hole bunch of Homos ha ha ha ha you guys are fuking hilarious. can you say "GEEKs R US" you all would not get laid in a female jail with your hand full of cigarettes, guys, ha ha ha, you should post a pic off all of you together holding hands e I bet you my last crap is way bigger than you all.

hahaha! you're looking huge rico

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:01:49 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on February 01, 2007, 01:32:45 PM

hahaha! you're looking huge rico

Rico......suave.....part y....party.....rico..... .suave........

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:19:25 AM »

Quote from: ricosauve on February 01, 2007, 09:23:33 AM

What a hole bunch of Homos ha ha ha ha you guys are fuking hilarious. can you say "GEEKs R US" you all would not get laid in a female jail with your hand full of cigarettes, guys, ha ha ha, you should post a pic off all of you together holding hands e I bet you my last crap is way bigger than you all.

Shut up bald geek.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:24:05 AM »

i bet Rico suave is the kinda guy who wears tight jeans has a mullet an wears a united states doo rag! goes the gay strip in san fransisco and attends his favorite hot spot the jungle room were he attempts to land he favorite pastime sucking mandingo cock but not just any cock I'm talking fire hose and to make sure this happens he goes shirtless to show a tattoo on his chest which reads "12 inches or less need not apply"! gayer than Richard Simmons

Fury · « **Reply #20 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:30:09 AM »

I showed up at "RicoSuave"s house last night and upon his opening the door, laid a crowbar right into his kneecap. Suffice to say he won't be disrespecting the SQUAD aka the Gestapo anytime soon.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #21 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:31:50 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on February 02, 2007, 07:30:09 AM

I showed up at "RicoSuave"s house last night and upon his opening the door, laid a crowbar right into his kneecap. Suffice to say he won't be disrespecting the SQUAD aka the Gestapo anytime soon.

hahhahaha excellent berzerk these tits can not even feel safe for one minute

Joey Tito · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:53:28 PM »

Quote from: Mars on January 26, 2007, 05:01:43 AM

In deliberation with high Squad officials we can announce that respected Squad members:

BerzerkFury and SuperStarBillyGram will be installed in the function of heads of GENERAL SQUAD SECURITY SERVICE because of their loyalty with our organisation and their proven talents.

Some of their many responsabilities i can reveal to public.

General Squad Security is essentially a political security police force whose activities are: 1) detecting dissent among the getbig general public; 2) reacting to geeky titly "criminal behavior"; and 3) preventing economic criminal activity. It monitors the day-to-day lives of the population creating a pervasive local presence.(44) It maintains an extensive filing system of personal files–such as birth certificates and marriages records--of getbig members. The agency operates an extensive network of informers, under the "Law of Securing the Trustworthy in Defending the Squads Revolution." Squad General Security coordinates its operations with the civilian Squad police force and maintains a unit in every police division.(45)

haha this is some CLASSIC shit I just had to bump. Brings us back to the good ol' days of Mars at his role playing geekiest

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Joey Tito on June 23, 2007, 01:53:28 PM

haha this is some CLASSIC shit I just had to bump. Brings us back to the good ol' days of Mars at his role playing geekiest

doesn't bumping a six month old thread by Mars make you the geekiest nut clingon?

pumphard · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:00:14 PM »

And you and Your Maaaaa can be the official squad penis servicers....