Author Topic: GENERAL SQUAD SECURITY SERVICE announcement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 5689 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2007, 12:11:30 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 11:52:08 AM

Says the man who 'belongs' to an internet group who's claim for member ownage is based solely around hOmOerotic sexuality.

All hail the mighty kettles!

Stick to what you know: Man on man porn, LOL!

You have no understanding of what The Squad is about.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:08:50 PM »

Pointing at the post Kaje just quoted.

^^^^^^^^^ - ^^^^^^

drkaje · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:12:13 PM »

If we ever posted a group pic AFLAC would sue us for causing your carpal tunnel, LOL!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:16:22 PM »

you know what the funny thing is, the guy at the very front looks exactly like NJ Slinky, compare his face to his avatar.

drkaje · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:20:12 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 26, 2007, 01:16:22 PM

you know what the funny thing is, the guy at the very front looks exactly like NJ Slinky, compare his face to his avatar.

They're all probably bigger than NJdinky, LOL!

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #30 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:24:02 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 26, 2007, 01:12:13 PM

If we ever posted a group pic AFLAC would sue us for causing your carpal tunnel, LOL!

Ha!

Bitchfury would get mocked for his lackluster 'my upperbody fits into a size 44L suit jacket', Mini-ki would have to utilize a step ladder for height conformity, Squidfather would have to research his old posts that declared "I'm chubby, but I'm in it for the lifestyle", Showstoppa would make an immediate appointment for cosmetic dentistry to help fill in his watermelon pit-spittin' smile, etc..

Oh yes my friend, I wouldn't be able to stop pointing and laughing at that pic. Guaranteed!

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #31 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:26:48 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 26, 2007, 01:16:22 PM

you know what the funny thing is, the guy at the very front looks exactly like NJ Slinky, compare his face to his avatar.

Your post has merit, very very interesting. May need to pin a thread to hash this all out.

We rollin?

Isopure - tub remix

The Squadfather · « **Reply #32 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:27:49 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:24:02 PM

Ha!

Bitchfury would get mocked for his lackluster 'my upperbody fits into a size 44L suit jacket', Mini-ki would have to utilitze a step ladder for height conformity, Squidfather would have to research his old posts that declared "I'm chubby, but I'm in it for the lifestyle", Showstoppa would make an immediate appointment for cosmetic dentistry to help fill in his watermelon pit-spittin' smile, etc..

Oh yes my friend, I wouldn't be able to stop pointing and laughing at that pic. Guaranteed!

hahahahahaha, this coming from a guy who looks like the offspring of John Belushi and an Iranian immigrant, monster piss colored complexion.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #33 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:29:23 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 26, 2007, 01:27:49 PM

hahahahahaha, this coming from a guy who looks like the offspring of John Belushi and an Iranian immigrant, monster piss colored complexion.

Yes! Don't fuck with me, you do see that I roll with a shaved head and opportunistic Kamali style kissie faced lips.

Be warned - be owned

drkaje · « **Reply #34 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:32:20 PM »

LOL!!!!

You'd probably be dehydrated from beating-off, quit work and happily retire from on-line antics alltogether.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #35 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:32:37 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:29:23 PM

Yes! Don't f**k with me, you do see that I roll with a shaved head and opportunistic Kamali style kissie faced lips.

Be warned - be owned

hahahahaha, we're all terrified.

Fury · « **Reply #36 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:43:21 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:24:02 PM

Ha!

Bitchfury would get mocked for his lackluster 'my upperbody fits into a size 44L suit jacket', Mini-ki would have to utilize a step ladder for height conformity, Squidfather would have to research his old posts that declared "I'm chubby, but I'm in it for the lifestyle", Showstoppa would make an immediate appointment for cosmetic dentistry to help fill in his watermelon pit-spittin' smile, etc..

Oh yes my friend, I wouldn't be able to stop pointing and laughing at that pic. Guaranteed!

Coming from a guy who maxes out squats on Christmas to feel like a badass, I can't help but laugh at anything you say. It's completely null and void by the fact you go to the gym on Christmas to rep 255 for 1 and call it a lifetime accomplishment.

drkaje · « **Reply #37 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:44:23 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 26, 2007, 01:43:21 PM

Coming from a guy who maxes out squats on Christmas to feel like a badass, I can't help but laugh at anything you say. It's completely null and void by the fact you go to the gym on Christmas to rep 255 for 1 and call it a lifetime accomplishment.

Probably didn't break parallel, LOL!

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #38 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:44:47 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 26, 2007, 01:32:37 PM

hahahahaha, we're all terrified.

So, are you going to sit there and be a bitch about it or call my avatar out?

For those reading this and wondering what's happening, The Squad is getting owned. See, if Squidfather calls my bluff and starts a thread to mock me, he owns one his fellow members. If he doesn't, he becomes my bitch.

Squid, let's see if you're worth your salt.

Delts.

Fury · « **Reply #39 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:45:23 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 26, 2007, 01:44:23 PM

Probably didn't break parallel, LOL!

hahahaha, of course not. Afterwards he did 1/4 rep leg presses with 2 plates and a 25 on each side and bragged to his wife about how most people couldn't do that on juice.

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:44:47 PM

So, are you going to sit there and be a bitch about it or call my avatar out?

For those reading this and wondering what's happening, The Squad is getting owned. See, if Squidfather calls my bluff and starts a thread to mock me, he owns one his fellow members. If he doesn't, he becomes my bitch.

Squid, let's see if you're worth your salt.

Delts.

Why do you think you're insulting anyone with that DJ Hernandez avatar? The guy is a D-1 athlete, genetically superior, and gets more pussy in one weekend than you have in the last 12 years. Jealousy is a gift. I'm not DJ by the way, but the fact you've had that avatar for 4 months now trying to get at me is proof enough I'm that far into your head.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #40 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:46:31 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 26, 2007, 01:45:23 PM

hahahaha, of course not. Afterwards he did 1/4 rep leg presses with 2 plates and a 25 on each side and bragged to his wife about how most people couldn't do that on juice.

Easy Junior, don't want to get ahead of yourself.

semester - frat

drkaje · « **Reply #41 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:53:08 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 26, 2007, 01:45:23 PM

hahahaha, of course not. Afterwards he did 1/4 rep leg presses with 2 plates and a 25 on each side and bragged to his wife about how most people couldn't do that on juice.

Probably ran in the house happier than a homo in Boy'stown and quickly blew his partner to than him again for the Squat suit christmas gift.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #42 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:55:40 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 26, 2007, 01:45:23 PM

hahahaha, of course not. Afterwards he did 1/4 rep leg presses with 2 plates and a 25 on each side and bragged to his wife about how most people couldn't do that on juice.

Why do you think you're insulting anyone with that DJ Hernandez avatar? The guy is a D-1 athlete, genetically superior, and gets more pussy in one weekend than you have in the last 12 years. Jealousy is a gift. I'm not DJ by the way, but the fact you've had that avatar for 4 months now trying to get at me is proof enough I'm that far into your head.

Excellent,

So are you telling me that the pics you claim to be yourself are actually somebody else............again or trying to sweep this under the rug?

LOL, D-1 genetically superior.

Fury · « **Reply #43 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:56:13 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 26, 2007, 01:53:08 PM

Probably ran in the house happier than a homo in Boy'stown and quickly blew his partner to than him again for the Squat suit christmas gift.

hahahahahahahah yes!!!!!!!! It was a Christmas so he even swallowed with a smile on his face and twinkle in his eye.

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:55:40 PM

Excellent,

So are you telling me that the pics you claim to be yourself are actually somebody else............again or trying to sweep this under the rug?

LOL.

Have you ever seen DJ Hernandez in a uniform? He's not anywhere near my size, skinny.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #44 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:58:25 PM »

Yes or No,

Did you post false football pics?

Fury · « **Reply #45 on:** January 26, 2007, 01:59:12 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 01:58:25 PM

Yes or No,

Did you post false football pics?

No, you fucking retard. I am not DJ Hernandez, the only UConn guy you know. How fucking stupid are you? Do you think you're slick? You see a pic of a UConn player and it's automatically DJ? Wish all things were that easy in life.

Chalk up another obsessive guy. What was it this time? Did I f**k your mother, sister or girlfriend or insult your main account on this site?

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #46 on:** January 26, 2007, 02:05:14 PM »

"NJ_Slinky"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you geeky infidel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you to insult fellow Squad members!!!!!!!!!!! you will probably be the first one our service will execute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #47 on:** January 26, 2007, 02:16:12 PM »

LOL,

This is hysterical. Bitchfury, with a puffed up chest, posts this pic many times claiming it's him:

Then there's this pic:

So now we have Bitchfury whining and Squidfather mocking my avatar (which happens to be the same guy in the above posted pics). Love it all.

shoulder press - steak

Fury · « **Reply #48 on:** January 26, 2007, 02:17:33 PM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on January 26, 2007, 02:16:12 PM

LOL,

This is hysterical. Bitchfury, with a puffed up chest, posts this pic many times claiming it's him:

Then there's this pic:

So now we have Bitchfury whining and Squidfather mocking my avatar (which happens to be the same guy in the above posted pics). Love it all.

shoulder press - steak

You're welcome to keep thinking I'm DJ Hernandez. I know I won't be losing sleep over it. It's funny, I can only imagine how long it took you to dig up that pic. It's interesting have a stalker of this caliber.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #49 on:** January 26, 2007, 02:22:37 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 26, 2007, 02:17:33 PM

You're welcome to keep thinking I'm DJ Hernandez.

LOL!!!!!

I just realized, that could be a possibility. ((((( bows ))))

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that cell phone pic you post sure matches the other candidate's eye brows. Nice, may indeed have to change my avatar.