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FREDDY-24 yrs Good looking bloke, very loyal, the best manners and is a reliable mate, lives to have sex, thats on his mind 24/7, has no problem waking up at 3am and going to a brothel, as good looking as he is he shouldn't have to but he has no game and asks questions a 6 yr old would, tends to imitate fictional characters when his out on the town, his favorite is Patrick Bateman, and it freaks girls out but he thinks his doing a good job.
DIDDY-28yrs Good guy, not good lookin receding hairline, teeth seems yellowish, thinks his a ladies man, cause he has "Charisma and personality" he has neither, a total loser with girls, buys roses for girls and hands em out when where out, funny thing is the roses are on the floor 2 mins later...claims to be rich but its all credit cards, line of credit and has to sell a apartment to cover his huge debt, would leg it if i was in a fight....
PETE-27yrs Loser with a capital L, known him for almost my whole life, his my neighbor, extremely tight with money, he staples the soles of his shoes if there falling apart, no ****en style at all, went bald at 19 had wrinkles at 20, he ages fast, calm, relaxed dude, never went out with him cause he would be a total embarrassment, goes out with a girl that has one front tooth, extremely lonely, he will look in the classifieds for people selling there cars and call them and act like he wants to buy it, but only wants to have someone to visit and chat too...True story
SIMON-31yrs This guy is a God with women, i have seen miracles happen when we go out on the town, Eg: We walk into a club i grab a drink and his getting onto the hottest chick in the club with her hand down his pants this is all within 2 mins of walking, once we were both hammered and decided to cab it home but had no $$ so we decided to catch a bus, while were waiting at the stop a car load of girls pulls up and says "His gorgeous" they take us home and the bastard gets a blow job in the back seat..we once booked a hotel room in the city and its me and another mate and simon, we were drinking up and Simon goes to the bathroom but slips and hits his knee hard on the bath tub..OUCH, he couldn't walk.
So me and our other mate decide to go out and leave simon recovering and his pissed that his injured, so we go to club and mingle with some ladies and generally small talk, then half hour later i see a guy with 2 girls on his side hobbling thru the club, f**k its simon, mother****er's is injured walking like a retard and pulls these two hot babes, takes em back to the hotel ****s them, i ****ed one the other had to go cause she had work in a hour...to be continued there a more of these stories..
