Kicking the shit out of bodybuilders

[The Squadfather]

oh i can read between the lines ya scallywag!

hahahaha, ahh yes, there's the huge mass monster i was talking about, hahahaha the king of the shirtless cell phone in the bathroom pics, brutal 14 inch arms and 37 inch chest, can you imagine the damage this mass monster could do with those arms that appear capable of benching a huge 205 for 2.

[kiwiol]

hahahaha, ahh yes, there's the huge mass monster i was talking about, hahahaha the king of the shirtless cell phone in the bathroom pics, brutal 14 inch arms and 37 inch chest, can you imagine the damage this mass monster could do with those arms that appear capable of benching a huge 205 for 2.

Are you saying that the last time you saw that much muscle on a man was when you saw a pic of the Ethiopian Jew who was suffering from Anorexia during his 4th year of stay in a concentration camp, Sarcasm?

[The Squadfather]

Are you saying that the last time you saw that much muscle on a man was when you saw a pic of the Ethiopian Jew who was suffering from Anorexia during his 4th year of stay in a concentration camp, Sarcasm?

he's the type of guy who goes to the gym with his girlfriend and when he sees a huge 260 pound at 5'8" bodybuilder with 22 inch arms and 35 inch legs flat benching 455 for reps while his girlfriend is creaming herself and drooling looking at him he says, "you can't honestly think all that mass looks good, honey, do you?  well, i'll bet he's too big to fight and that he's a big pusssy, i'll beat his ass!!!!" while his hands shake, hahahaha.

[nycbull]

Dude's livin in a basement. probably has tubs of whey protein stacked up next to a dorm refigerator and hot plate.

[Bigger Business]

hahaha probably!

[Dingleberry]

This is an interesting thread because there was a weight I noticed people would f**k me for no reason. A few years into lifting, when I was about 185, I had a few encounters where someone would pick a fight for no reason whatsoever. This happened to me multiple times, and it was always someone smaller with a chip on their shoulder.
Once I passed about 210, I never had it again. When I got to 220 and beyond, people would just move out the way. My stature never changed so I can only account it by getting bigger. I guess there's a certain size little bitch-boys are willing to go up to when it comes to f*cking with people, for me it was about 185-190.

[The Squadfather]

looks like he's another wannabe cage fighter as well and he's been taking advice from his 140 pound Jui Jitsu instructor who tells him that size and strength don't matter in a fight and that massive bodybuiders are "all show".

[BayGBM]

Perfect example. I'm standing in line at a Pizza Parlor on Fire Island, minding my business.
Some 5 foot 8, stocky little Tank Abbott wannabe and his goofy looking friend are in front of me. They notice me and start passing comments, which progressively grow more abusive and threatening. I'm basically ignoring it beause I have two girls with me and i don't want to fvck up everyone's night, until "Tank" gets right in my face and asks me if I think i can kick his ass. I reply " Buddy i don't know what the fvck your problem is but get the fvck out of my face before I hurt you." STILL trying to avoid beating this little shit's ass.

So the fvcker head butts me. At that point the little pudgy fvck got exactly what he was looking for. I beat that motherfvcker from one end of that Pizza Parlor to the other. His "friend" actually CUT AND RAN........ what a pussy.

I bet he was a deep closet case and actually attracted to you.

I used to go out with this tough looking huge dude in Boston.  Guys would pick fights with him all the time.  Turns out it was displaced attraction.  These are guys that do not identify as gay; they would never go to a gay bar; and for all intents and purposes they are straight and lead straight lives… but they have some deep seeded attraction to big guys that they express as aggression.

They don’t know how to deal with their feelings for big guys so they act it out by provoking them in other ways.  All of this is related to the projected dom/sub fantasies represented in professional wrestling (WWE, WCW, etc.)  I explained all this previously in a thread on why pro wrestling is so homoerotic—particularly for its straight audience.

[Triple-H_2005]

I guess when you're a dinnermasher, everything's homoerotic...

[The Squadfather]

I guess when you're a dinnermasher, everything's homoerotic...

hahahahaha, what's a "dinnermasher", Larry?

[Dingleberry]

I bet he was a deep closet case and actually attracted to you.

I used to go out with this tough looking huge dude in Boston.  Guys would pick fights with him all the time.  Turns out it was displaced attraction.  These are guys that do not identify as gay; they would never go to a gay bar; and for all intents and purposes they are straight and lead straight lives… but they have some deep seeded attraction to big guys that they express as aggression.

They don’t know how to deal with their feelings for big guys so they act it out by provoking them in other ways.  All of this is related to the projected dom/sub fantasies represented in professional wrestling (WWE, WCW, etc.)  I explained all this previously in a thread on why pro wrestling is so homoerotic—particularly for its straight audience.

How was it ever determined that what was happening to him was displaced attraction? Just a guess?

[Board_SHERIF]

My 2 cents - some big guys like jaymoore and derek anthony think because they are built that they automatically would win every fight....not always true...

[The Squadfather]

My 2 cents - some big guys like jaymoore and derek anthony think because they are built that they automatically would win every fight....not always true...

hahahaha, is Jay Moore really like that? i know DA is like that but i didn't know that about Jay Moore, he's the dude who trains with Jonnie Jackson, right?

[evolutnbatista]

Seems to be a new trend going around. Bodybuilders are being targeted because they are most likely gay and are easy prey...even being compared to beating on old women.

Any of you guys had you're asses handed to you lately for no reason, besides of course looking ridiculous or have any BB buddies that have?

not all bodybuilders are easy targets.... both my buddy and I are taking Brazilian jujitsu, kick boxing, Sambo (a little) and I alone am taking Krav Maga it doesn't matter what someone looks like anyone has the ability to kick anyones ass at any time. Fighting is useless but i do all of these as a "just in case" tactic. But come on be realistic if a 250lb bodybuilder gives you one decent shot (not his best) the likelyhood of anyone going down is high. 

[kiwiol]

I bet he was a deep closet case and actually attracted to you.

I used to go out with this tough looking huge dude in Boston.  Guys would pick fights with him all the time.  Turns out it was displaced attraction.  These are guys that do not identify as gay; they would never go to a gay bar; and for all intents and purposes they are straight and lead straight lives… but they have some deep seeded attraction to big guys that they express as aggression.

They don’t know how to deal with their feelings for big guys so they act it out by provoking them in other ways.  All of this is related to the projected dom/sub fantasies represented in professional wrestling (WWE, WCW, etc.)  I explained all this previously in a thread on why pro wrestling is so homoerotic—particularly for its straight audience.

BayGay, you're so gay that I bet if some guy mugged you, stabbed you with a knife and left you for dead, your dying thoughts would be 'He was unconsciously attracted to me and that's what he was displaying symbolically by 'stabbing' me with a long, cylindrical tool that resulted in the emission of a body fluid (blood)'. Hahahahaha gayer than Derek Anthony refusing to shower in prison using liquid soap and asking for a soap bar

[SS]

not all bodybuilders are easy targets.... both my buddy and I are taking Brazilian jujitsu, kick boxing, Sambo (a little) and I alone am taking Krav Maga it doesn't matter what someone looks like anyone has the ability to kick anyones ass at any time. Fighting is useless but i do all of these as a "just in case" tactic. But come on be realistic if a 250lb bodybuilder gives you one decent shot (not his best) the likelyhood of anyone going down is high. 

you sound tough

[Mr. Intenseone]

 I beat that motherfvcker from one end of that Pizza Parlor to the other. His "friend" actually CUT AND RAN........ what a pussy.

So he was a Liberal ??

[Board_SHERIF]

hahahaha, is Jay Moore really like that? i know DA is like that but i didn't know that about Jay Moore, he's the dude who trains with Jonnie Jackson, right?

Yes he is a real arsehole - he was threatening big time on MD, I think he trains with Branch Warren...He told me as he could leg press 2000 lbs that meant he could kill me....

[The Squadfather]

Yes he is a real arsehole - he was threatening big time on MD, I think he trains with Branch Warren...He told me as he could leg press 2000 lbs that meant he could kill me....

hahahahahaha, i'm sure everyone was terrified i wish he'd come here and talk shit.

[nycbull]

BayGay, you're so gay that I bet if some guy mugged you, stabbed you with a knife and left you for dead, your dying thoughts would be 'He was unconsciously attracted to me and that's what he was displaying symbolically by 'stabbing' me with a long, cylindrical tool that resulted in the emission of a body fluid (blood)'. Hahahahaha gayer than Derek Anthony refusing to shower in prison using liquid soap and asking for a soap bar

hahahah, very funny. I agree with Bay on some things but can't follow on this one. I think some guys just need to prove their the bigger man. They're insecure in their masculinity sure, but that doesn't necessarily prove anything about their sexuality.

[Board_SHERIF]

hahahahahaha, i'm sure everyone was terrified i wish he'd come here and talk shit.

There was a "Jake" handle on MD that claimed that they were you....

[BayGBM]

BayGay, you're so gay that I bet if some guy mugged you, stabbed you with a knife and left you for dead, your dying thoughts would be 'He was unconsciously attracted to me and that's what he was displaying symbolically by 'stabbing' me with a long, cylindrical tool that resulted in the emission of a body fluid (blood)'. Hahahahaha gayer than Derek Anthony refusing to shower in prison using liquid soap and asking for a soap bar

 

[The Squadfather]

There was a "Jake" handle on MD that claimed that they were you....

hahaha, oh brother.

[Mars]

A legend like Sarcasm (peace be upon him) is obeyed everywhere.

[kiwiol]

A legend like Sarcasm (peace be upon him) is obeyed everywhere.

Hahahahaha yes Mars, the great Sarcasm leads the way for the rest of us mere mortals to follow