Author Topic: Kicking the shit out of bodybuilders (Read 8610 times)

Man of Steel · « **Reply #75 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:59:29 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 30, 2007, 02:14:58 PM

didn't you go to war when someone stole your pies

WTF are you talkin about? Look, you sound tired.....go grab a sun tea, maybe douche your fat pussy a little and then come back and try this postin thing again.

Fury · « **Reply #76 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 30, 2007, 02:59:29 PM

WTF are you talkin about? Look, you sound tired.....go grab a sun tea, maybe douche your fat pussy a little and then come back and try this postin thing again.

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark1 · « **Reply #77 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:04:33 PM »

I mostly get asked for an arm wrestle but not that often.
I've had a few drunken morons talk a bit of shit but thats as far as its gone.

Alex23 · « **Reply #78 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2007, 05:04:31 AM

What B.B. says does have some merit. I have been challenged numerous times for no other reason than my size. How many other guys here have heard some drunk idiot say "Yeah , your'e big but I bet you ain't so tough.", "What do you think your'e a Badass because your'e big?".......or some other version of that?

Perfect example. I'm standing in line at a Pizza Parlor on Fire Island, minding my business.
Some 5 foot 8, stocky little Tank Abbott wannabe and his goofy looking friend are in front of me. They notice me and start passing comments, which progressively grow more abusive and threatening. I'm basically ignoring it beause I have two girls with me and i don't want to fvck up everyone's night, until "Tank" gets right in my face and asks me if I think i can kick his ass. I reply " Buddy i don't know what the fvck your problem is but get the fvck out of my face before I hurt you." STILL trying to avoid beating this little shit's ass.

So the fvcker head butts me. At that point the little pudgy fvck got exactly what he was looking for. I beat that motherfvcker from one end of that Pizza Parlor to the other. His "friend" actually CUT AND RAN........ what a pussy.

Hahaha yes!!!! No surprises there. Groink has allways been known for walking the walk. I like those little subtle comments these frustrated wannabed will make, just loud enough for you to hear but quite not enough to take responsibility for it. If you jump too quick, you look like the bad guy but if you ignore too long, you're tucking in... you took care of the problem just at the right moment

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #79 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on January 30, 2007, 05:58:31 PM

Hahaha yes!!!! No surprises there. Groink has allways been known for walking the walk. I like those little subtle comments these frustrated wannabed will make, just loud enough for you to hear but quite not enough to take responsibility for it. If you jump too quick, you look like the bad guy but if you ignore too long, you're tucking in... you took care of the problem just at the right moment

Yo Yo Alex23 , what's up my ni**a?

Yeah dude, It was a kinda of a no win, until he fvcking head butted me. Caught me pretty good too, fvcking bastard

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #80 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:35:38 PM »

i bet he was gay and he wanted you to teabag him. Unable to ask for this in front of his boyfriend, he settled for a beating...the only way he could get you to touch him....

Bigger Business · « **Reply #81 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:33:56 PM »

i love watching bodybuilders get knocked the fuckout by dudes half their size

great thread

Triple-H_2005 · « **Reply #82 on:** January 30, 2007, 08:11:46 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 30, 2007, 07:26:43 AM

hahahahaha, what's a "dinnermasher", Larry?

Heard a British friend of mine use the term to describe homosexuals. Thought it was pretty funny!

rccs · « **Reply #83 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:24:42 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on January 30, 2007, 07:33:56 PM

i love watching bodybuilders get knocked the fuckout by dudes half their size

great thread

So a guy to knock you down would have to weight 75lbs... right? Well, that would be embarrasing!

bigmc · « **Reply #84 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:32:11 AM »

its funny how everyone on the internet is as hard as nails

getting into fights when you an an adult is ridiculous

At my boxing club every so often some tough guy would turn up throwing their weight around

our trainer would spar with them for a couple of rounds and funnily enough you would never see them again.

people should defend themselves but if some little bitch starts giving you shit just laugh at them and walk away.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #85 on:** January 31, 2007, 03:23:47 AM »

Quote from: rccs on January 31, 2007, 02:24:42 AM

So a guy to knock you down would have to weight 75lbs... right? Well, that would be embarrasing!

cock 'n' balls

The Squadfather · « **Reply #86 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:41:29 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on January 30, 2007, 07:33:56 PM

i love watching bodybuilders get knocked the fuckout by dudes half their size

great thread

this coming from a guy who takes pictures of himself shirtless showing off his massive 13 inch arms, hahahahaha, look at your right arms in the picture of you, it looks like a toothpick.

SS · « **Reply #87 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:43:53 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 31, 2007, 02:32:11 AM

its funny how everyone on the internet is as hard as nails

getting into fights when you an an adult is ridiculous

At my boxing club every so often some tough guy would turn up throwing their weight around

our trainer would spar with them for a couple of rounds and funnily enough you would never see them again.

people should defend themselves but if some little bitch starts giving you shit just laugh at them and walk away.

kiwiol · « **Reply #88 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:46:58 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on January 31, 2007, 06:43:53 AM

Are you saying mc is the kind of 'guy' who provokes other guys and when they start waking towards him to teach a lesson, drops his pants, bends over and says, "OK, let's get this over with" while barely being able to suppress his schoolgirl-like giggle, SuperStar?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #89 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:53:45 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 31, 2007, 02:32:11 AM

its funny how everyone on the internet is as hard as nails

getting into fights when you an an adult is ridiculous

At my boxing club every so often some tough guy would turn up throwing their weight around

our trainer would spar with them for a couple of rounds and funnily enough you would never see them again.

people should defend themselves but if some little bitch starts giving you shit just laugh at them and walk away.

Great advise on how to be a pussy in your older years. Someone messes with you simply mess them up.. Done deal. Boxing by the way is a skill and is learned. Lifting weights and boxing have no correlation except for strength. I see these little rice eaters that weigh 110 pounds and think they're Jackie Chan because they have a black belt, yet every time I see these little shitheads fight they have knives, guns, chains etc... These martial arts are only helpful if you are fighting someone else with the same martial art.

MMA proves that all you need to do is grab a guy in a submission hold to mess him up. these little gay karate kickers stand no chance in a real fight.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #90 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:56:07 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 31, 2007, 06:53:45 AM

Great advise on how to be a pussy in your older years. Someone messes with you simply mess them up.. Done deal. Boxing by the way is a skill and is learned. Lifting weights and boxing have no correlation except for strength. I see these little rice eaters that way 110 pounds and think they're Jackie Chan because they have a black belt, yet every time I see these little shitheads fight they have knives, guns, chains etc... These martial arts are only helpful if you are fighting someone else with the same martial art.

MMA proves that all you need to do is grab a guy in a submission hold to mess him up. these little gay karate kickers stand no chance in a real fight.

exactly.

SS · « **Reply #91 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:36:20 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 31, 2007, 06:46:58 AM

Are you saying mc is the kind of 'guy' who provokes other guys and when they start waking towards him to teach a lesson, drops his pants, bends over and says, "OK, let's get this over with" while barely being able to suppress his schoolgirl-like giggle, SuperStar?

what I'm saying is wittlemc is a pussy that enjoys a nice cock more then once in a while.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #92 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:50:35 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 31, 2007, 06:53:45 AM

MMA proves that all you need to do is grab a guy in a submission hold to mess him up. these little gay karate kickers stand no chance in a real fight.

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 31, 2007, 06:56:07 AM

exactly.

Oh really? Someone better tell this guy that. I got money on the fact that this little “Karate Kicker” would flatten the both of you.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1137913200/Pimp_Slapped

The Squadfather · « **Reply #93 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:52:32 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on January 31, 2007, 07:50:35 AM

Oh really? Someone better tell this guy that. I got money on the fact that this little “Karate Kicker” would flatten the both of you.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1137913200/Pimp_Slapped

hahaha, i'm terrified.

student · « **Reply #94 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:28:03 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on January 31, 2007, 06:53:45 AM

Great advise on how to be a pussy in your older years. Someone messes with you simply mess them up.. Done deal. Boxing by the way is a skill and is learned. Lifting weights and boxing have no correlation except for strength. I see these little rice eaters that weigh 110 pounds and think they're Jackie Chan because they have a black belt, yet every time I see these little shitheads fight they have knives, guns, chains etc... These martial arts are only helpful if you are fighting someone else with the same martial art.

MMA proves that all you need to do is grab a guy in a submission hold to mess him up. these little gay karate kickers stand no chance in a real fight.

If you are a good striker and have a half decent sprawl you can fuck a wrestler up.

rccs · « **Reply #95 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:04:40 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on January 31, 2007, 07:50:35 AM

Oh really? Someone better tell this guy that. I got money on the fact that this little “Karate Kicker” would flatten the both of you.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1137913200/Pimp_Slapped

You are joking right???

Bigger Business · « **Reply #96 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:11:07 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 31, 2007, 06:41:29 AM

this coming from a guy who takes pictures of himself shirtless showing off his massive 13 inch arms, hahahahaha, look at your right arms in the picture of you, it looks like a toothpick.

its so fuckin sweeeeeeeeet!

rccs · « **Reply #97 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:30:20 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on January 31, 2007, 07:50:35 AM

Oh really? Someone better tell this guy that. I got money on the fact that this little “Karate Kicker” would flatten the both of you.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1137913200/Pimp_Slapped

See what really happens to skinny mma wannabe's when fighting someone 50lbs heavier... And stop seeing WWE...

bigmc · « **Reply #98 on:** February 01, 2007, 03:15:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on January 31, 2007, 06:46:58 AM

Are you saying mc is the kind of 'guy' who provokes other guys and when they start waking towards him to teach a lesson, drops his pants, bends over and says, "OK, let's get this over with" while barely being able to suppress his schoolgirl-like giggle, SuperStar?

being a midget wrestler doesn't make you hard, tough guy

you spend 24 hours a day on here so any of your fights are in your head

Croatch · « **Reply #99 on:** February 01, 2007, 11:45:23 AM »

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"How much ya bench? My friends older brother/uncle/cousin/neighbor/coworker can press 10lbs more than that."
"You know steriods shrinks your penis."
"All that muscle is gonna turn to fat."
"You know, I used to look like you....."
"Me, I'm just gettin back in the gym, but I had arms like you a couple years back."
"You must use those supplement drug things, huh?"

Yeah, I have this friend who is real big. Bigger than you. hahaha
I used to lift, I benched 405 twice at one time. haha

Ok buddy, I get it. You used to be a beast and knew a bigger beast than that. However, this is today. Today, you don't look very good and you're no longer friends with that big beast of a man. Carry on with your mediocre middle aged physique and enjoy your life. Being scrawned ain't that bad...then again, it's hell...hahaah I know.
I should hit them with my, "I used to look worse than you." story. Which would actually be true, then they'd feel even better.

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its funny how everyone on the internet is as hard as nails

getting into fights when you an an adult is ridiculous

At my boxing club every so often some tough guy would turn up throwing their weight around

our trainer would spar with them for a couple of rounds and funnily enough you would never see them again.

people should defend themselves but if some little bitch starts giving you shit just laugh at them and walk away.

I would almost agree. People for the most part, never fuck with me. Then again, I don't hang out at bars full of drunk guys. The only way I'd be irritated enough to fight, is if someon either hit me, or said something to a girl I was with. Hell, even then, if you ruin someone, chances are, you're the one who is really fucked in the end. Courts love violent offenders.
Lastly, enough with the "Full Contact Fighting" clowns. Weighing 160lbs, wearing a full contact shirt, shadow boxing on the Smith Machine. It's laughable. Yeah, go get your head smashed in for half your rent money...genius!