Author Topic: "Don't pee on an electric fence" (Read 9059 times)

knny187 · « **on:** January 30, 2007, 02:26:51 PM »

I'm sure we have all heard the phrase, "Don't pee on an electric fence." Well, it just isn't a joke. Here is what happened to someone that did just that on a 3 phase electric fence. So what is 3 phase, you might ask? Electricity is provided to each home as 2 of the 3 phases produced by the transformer on the pole. Our lights and wall outlets are single phase at 115 volts and our stoves, air conditioning, and large appliances use 2 phase which is two different 115 volt legs or normally 225 to 230 volts.

The difference between phases is that they each alternate between plus 115 volts down to minus 115 volts thus the name Alternating Current or AC. Each phase alternates through their cycle 60 times a second, however, they each are timed to start through their cycles one-third of the cycle behind the preceding cycle so that none of the three are exactly at the same stage at the same time.

Your car uses a battery and that is DC or Direct Current.

The third or "Wild Leg" as it is known is brought into industrial sites to power up large motors pulling heavy loads.

Notice the key wording here is,
"A 3 Phase Electric Fence"

Yep, it'll burn it off ! CHECK OUT THE PICTURE!!!

Diesel1 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:40:52 PM »

HOLY FUCK SHIT!!!!!!

blinky · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:53:46 PM »

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2007, 02:54:00 PM »

http://electricfencewhiz.ytmnd.com/

Pollux · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2007, 05:50:18 PM »

No fuckin' way!!!

Deedee · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:26:35 PM »

On the bright side, now that he doesn't have to worry about chasing women anymore, he can focus on self-actualization. Take a crafts class, learn a new language, take up waterpainting or calligraphy... could be the best thing that ever happened to him.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 30, 2007, 06:26:35 PM

On the bright side, now that he doesn't have to worry about chasing women anymore, he can focus on self-actualization.

in a wierd way..i agree...

beatmaster · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2007, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 30, 2007, 06:26:35 PM

On the bright side, now that he doesn't have to worry about chasing women anymore, he can focus on self-actualization. Take a crafts class, learn a new language, take up waterpainting or calligraphy... could be the best thing that ever happened to him.

or turn into a woman

the guy always wanted to be like a black man........ there you go!!!

man that must hurt like crazy!

knny187 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 30, 2007, 06:26:35 PM

On the bright side, now that he doesn't have to worry about chasing women anymore, he can focus on self-actualization. Take a crafts class, learn a new language, take up waterpainting or calligraphy... could be the best thing that ever happened to him.

I disagree.....looks like the nuts are still there......women can still suck my balls

Debussey · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2007, 07:07:22 PM »

After a few skin transplants he will have a deformed dick.

OKMike · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:09:12 AM »

*throws up in mouth*

Deedee · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:49:00 AM »

Quote from: knny187 on January 30, 2007, 07:02:47 PM

I disagree.....looks like the nuts are still there......women can still suck my balls

You write that as if the pic is of you

You're right though, it looks as though aside from the burned up peepee, everything is still intact, and I guess there's also prostate pleasure to be had, but I ask you, do you honestly think women will be falling all over themselves to get with that? Unless he can find truly understanding, caring woman, looks like a life of intellectual/spiritual pursuits is the way to go.

knny187 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:33:05 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 06:49:00 AM

You write that as if the pic is of you

You're right though, it looks as though aside from the burned up peepee, everything is still intact, and I guess there's also prostate pleasure to be had, but I ask you, do you honestly think women will be falling all over themselves to get with that? Unless he can find truly understanding, caring woman, looks like a life of intellectual/spiritual pursuits is the way to go.

Even JWB was marketable in the porn industry.

Give me a dildo, the use of my tongue (the size would make Gene Simmons envious), and my finger rammed up your ass....and lets seem how pleased you can become.

Even guys without a penis (innies) can even make their way on the HS show & then in some porn movies.

Spiritual pursuits? Why....do you think a Catholic Priests would still hit it? Is that what you're saying?

the shadow · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:34:59 AM »

holy shit..reminds me of my dick..lol

Deedee · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:59:19 AM »

Quote from: knny187 on January 31, 2007, 07:33:05 AM

Give me a dildo, the use of my tongue (the size would make Gene Simmons envious), and my finger rammed up your ass....and lets seem how pleased you can become.

..........

Spiritual pursuits? Why....do you think a Catholic Priests would still hit it? Is that what you're saying?

My God! Looks like you given this some thought.

Of course you're right about what you say, and a working instrument is not altogether necessary... but let's face it. It's not like he can just go out clubbing and come home with just anybody and face her with... cajun blackened peepee... and expect it to go well. I think from now on, he's going to have to plan his sex life very carefully and more than likely it will be sporatic. (And even though he's able to please

, obviously his own pleasure will be curtailed by a lot) That's why I said he would probably do well to look on the bright side and work on other areas of his life. Besides, the freaky guys in porn are just that... freaks. It can't be a great life.

Who's JWB?

By spiritual, I meant working on the more metaphysical areas of his life... but nothing wrong with having a friendship with a man of the cloth... I guess. $:-\$

Slin1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:06:06 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on January 31, 2007, 07:34:59 AM

holy shit..reminds me of my dick..lol

Thats what happen if you dont use it

the shadow · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:06:53 AM »

Quote from: Slin1 on January 31, 2007, 08:06:06 AM

Thats what happen if you dont use it

hahahhahaahahahah..

knny187 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:46:24 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 07:59:19 AM

My God! Looks like you given this some thought.

Of course you're right about what you say, and a working instrument is not altogether necessary... but let's face it. It's not like he can just go out clubbing and come home with just anybody and face her with... cajun blackened peepee... and expect it to go well. I think from now on, he's going to have to plan his sex life very carefully and more than likely it will be sporatic. (And even though he's able to please , obviously his own pleasure will be curtailed by a lot) That's why I said he would probably do well to look on the bright side and work on other areas of his life. Besides, the freaky guys in porn are just that... freaks. It can't be a great life.

Who's JWB?

By spiritual, I meant working on the more metaphysical areas of his life... but nothing wrong with having a friendship with a man of the cloth... I guess. $:-\$

John Wayne Bobbit

Deedee · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:00:02 PM »

BLEGH! Thank you for that lovely visual.

But don't forget JW Bobbit, got his sewn back on... Electric Boy had it barbequed off. Can't do much with that!

knny187 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 12:00:02 PM

BLEGH! Thank you for that lovely visual.

But don't forget JW Bobbit, got his sewn back on... Electric Boy had it barbequed off. Can't do much with that!

don't be surprised....but you do seem willing to try

Deedee · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:03:54 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on January 31, 2007, 12:55:06 PM

don't be surprised....but you do seem willing to try

Lol, no... I said he now enjoyed the opportunity to follow a life of higher calling rather than chasing after his base instincts. You engaged me in conversation about all the possibilities along that avenue still open to him.

I guess I'd agree that if barbeque boy were mine before his horrible electric mishap, I probably would stick it out with him and his charred, blackened stubby remains, because I'm true-blue loyal and not shallow.

knny187 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2007, 02:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on January 31, 2007, 01:03:54 PM

Lol, no... I said he now enjoyed the opportunity to follow a life of higher calling rather than chasing after his base instincts. You engaged me in conversation about all the possibilities along that avenue still open to him.

I guess I'd agree that if barbeque boy were mine before his horrible electric mishap, I probably would stick it out with him and his charred, blackened stubby remains, because I'm true-blue loyal and not shallow.

besides....he's probably part Labrador & can still anal probe you with his finger..........

Deedee · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:16:32 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on January 31, 2007, 02:14:33 PM

besides....he's probably part Labrador & can still anal probe you with his finger..........

Okay... now you've lost me completely!!!

knny187 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2007, 08:42:19 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on January 31, 2007, 06:15:54 PM

I couldn't see the picture, googled it and found this:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp

Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence

Claim: Photograph shows a patient who received a severe penile burn from urinating on an electric fence.

Status: Real photograph; inaccurate description.

Origins: Although tales about men suffering severe burns to their genitalia (or even being electrocuted) through urinating on electric fences or electrified train rails are common in urban legendry, such occurrences are exceeding unlikely (if not outright impossible). Accordingly, the story accompanying the photograph reproduced above — about a "Texas redneck" who met with an unfortunate injury after drinking too much and then "peeing on a 3-phase electric fence" — is a fanciful invention that has nothing to do with the picture's actual origins.

This image accompanied an article authored by five Chinese doctors (from the Department of Urology at the Third Military Medical University in Chongqing) and published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, a case report from 2003 about a 38-year-old man who sought medical attention at a clinic for genital herpes simplex. A circumcision was performed and the patient was treated with short-wave diathermy that proved excessive, producing a severe burn to the penis that resulted in necrosis and gangrene.

As the article described:
A 38-year-old man was admitted to this Hospital for severe penile burn caused by excessive short-wave diathermy. Five days ago, the patient visited a clinic for recurrent genital herpes simplex. Circumcision was performed and local short wave diathermy given immediately. The frequency of short wave source was 13.56 MHz with a penile exposing time of about 2.5 hours. Blisters and extravasation at the penile skin were seen 1 day and became black 3 days after short-wave diathermy. The patient could micturate [i.e., urinate] without hematuria [i.e., blood in the urine]. The whole penis was burned black and became indurated [i.e., hardened] with a clear margin with the normal skin at the base of the penis. He felt no pain in the penis even with needle puncture. Doppler sonography revealed no blood flow in the penis and severe burn and penile gangrene was diagnosed.

At day 31 after the treatment, the necrotic part of penis was resected with only about 1 cm of the penile stump left. Thrombi were found in the two deep arteries of the corpora cavernosa and deep dorsal arteries and the veins beneath Buck's fasica. Scrotal skin was mobilized and shifted to repair the penile stump. Pathological examination showed necrosis of the penis tissue and thrombi formation in the corpora cavernosa.

Convalescence was uneventful. The patient could micturate in standing position by pushing skin around the stump of the penis backward.
Last updated: 28 December 2006

Correct photo.....I guess that I would have rather had him pissing on an electric fence than having herpes.

&.....

yes....other picture was taken life size. JWB also has a cow's tongue