Author Topic: List some things bb's think are HARDCORE (Read 9566 times)

body88 · « **on:** January 30, 2007, 03:34:59 PM »

Yet are gayer then Elton Johns shoe horn.

Tuna Protein Shakes

Tupperware meals on a date

Not attending Buddy's wedding, child's birthday, important/fun function because you are "dieting" and cannot keep your meals cold.

Exclaiming " I am fat" when at 11.2 percent bodyfat

Exclaiming "I haven't shaved" when asked to take shirt off at beach

Monster intake of roids for plastic trophy

Sucking cock for competing money

Add to the list!

Rich Gainihger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:37:22 PM »

squatting

ribonucleic · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:40:09 PM »

Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 30, 2007, 03:37:22 PM

squatting

Nah, squatting so much that you soil yourself... and continuing to rep until completing the set.

body88 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Rich Gainihger on January 30, 2007, 03:37:22 PM

squatting

Knee Wraps to do preacher curls!!!!!!

body88 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:41:02 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on January 30, 2007, 03:40:09 PM

Nah, squatting so much that you soil yourself... and continuing to rep until completing the set.

Until you rip your acl off , then doing 5 more reps!!!! HARDCORE WOOO

Stavios · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:45:13 PM »

you can't talk on the phone cause your arm is too big ( a 15 years old told me that a couple of years back while I was at school

body88 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:47:38 PM »

Quote from: Stavios on January 30, 2007, 03:45:13 PM

you can't talk on the phone cause your arm is too big ( a 15 years old told me that a couple of years back while I was at school

Lol, just like the " I cant wear normal clothes" line the dude with the 12 inch bicep tells you at the gym.

Stavios · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:50:44 PM »

I can't wear jeans cause my quads are too big

it's funny when I hear that cause my trainer as some serious big legs, about 29-30 inches at 6'0 and he doesn't have a probleme wearing jeans

Bigger Business · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:53:36 PM »

Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out

Training partner helping out of their shirt

The squat spot

basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party

Blockhead · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:55:16 PM »

Here's a story I told a few times.

I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.

He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...

Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.

So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...

His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...

" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."

I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"

6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.

Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...fuck that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"

I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"

"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "

"So you're going to turn it down?"

"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "

Now is that HARDCORE or what?

body88 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on January 30, 2007, 03:53:36 PM

Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out

Training partner helping out of their shirt

The squat spot

basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party

Bro, that fucking hardcore!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:59:09 PM »

drinking a protein shake after fucking

Stavios · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2007, 03:59:54 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 30, 2007, 03:55:16 PM

Here's a story I told a few times.

I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.

He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...

Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.

So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...

His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...

" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."

I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"

6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.

Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...f**k that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"

I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"

"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "

"So you're going to turn it down?"

"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "

Now is that HARDCORE or what?

$:-\$

body88 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:00:25 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 30, 2007, 03:55:16 PM

Here's a story I told a few times.

I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.

He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...

Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.

So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...

His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...

" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."

I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"

6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.

Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...f**k that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"

I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"

"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "

"So you're going to turn it down?"

"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "

Now is that HARDCORE or what?

Fucking hardcore!!!!!!

body88 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on January 30, 2007, 03:59:09 PM

drinking a protein shake after fucking

Lol, taking glutamine after taking a dump.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:02:04 PM »

eating creatine monohydrate off the spoon

davidpaul · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:03:15 PM »

fanny packs, otomix footwear, stonewashed baggy denim, rag tops, bandanas

arvilla circa 92 basically.

AVBG · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:03:21 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on January 30, 2007, 03:53:36 PM

Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out

Training partner helping out of their shirt

The squat spot

basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party

hahahah.. good work BB.

body88 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:04:23 PM »

Not eating a free mint, after a dinner at a resteraunt, because of the "carbs"

Bigger Business · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:05:44 PM »

superman tattoo's/ t-shirts

AVBG · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:10:25 PM »

buying 8 dozen eggs and 6 tins of tuna at the supermarket and worrying that you may not have enough.. (as witnessed last night)

Stavios · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »

training with a gravity suit

Blockhead · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:12:36 PM »

Those 'dumbbell' or 'weight plate' necklaces.

Hahahahahaha...a tattoo on the inner forearm that says...'Overcome'.

midknight · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:14:58 PM »

posting on "getbig"

AVBG · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:15:48 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 30, 2007, 04:12:36 PM

Hahahahahaha...a tattoo on the inner forearm that says...'Overcome'.

whatabout one that reads.. "its not revenge.. its punishment"..

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